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[JECW]

utaker1988 wrote...

As bad as it sounds, I am laughing at that person's statement. Like one laughs when they've just heard something so unbelievably...hmmm...let's say asinine.

Stop this! Stop! Thane you can't live on me now!!!!!!! Bah ha ha! No I must have you die for our romance to have any meaning! You must not live, I'm sorry. I'll lift the brakes on your hospital bed now and shove you out that window! Sorry Kolyat but your Dad, he can't be allowed to live. I love him too much to allow him to breathe. Trust me, kid, I romanced him...forgive me for this, had really great sex with your Dad so I know what I'm talking about. He must die! Thane, I love you...see you across the sea!

Peers down...crap, he's still breathing! Bonzaii jump out the window...damn you Thane, die!!!! I lovers you!!! You are still alive? WTF? Who gave you plot armor? Well, might as well get some real creepy sexy time in....Are these the memories you were looking forward too?

utaker that's hilarious.

It's funny because she sounds crazy, and so over dramatic with the stop this crap. She acts like her life depends on us stopping. Sorry lady. We won't be stopping.

Modifié par JECW, 18 mai 2012 - 07:07 .

[wildannie]

utaker1988 wrote...

As bad as it sounds, I am laughing at that person's statement. Like one laughs when they've just heard something so unbelievably...hmmm...let's say asinine.

Stop this! Stop! Thane you can't live on me now!!!!!!! Bah ha ha! No I must have you die for our romance to have any meaning! You must not live, I'm sorry. I'll lift the brakes on your hospital bed now and shove you out that window! Sorry Kolyat but your Dad, he can't be allowed to live. I love him too much to allow him to breathe. Trust me, kid, I romanced him...forgive me for this, had really great sex with your Dad so I know what I'm talking about. He must die! Thane, I love you...see you across the sea!

Peers down...crap, he's still breathing! Bonzaii jump out the window...damn you Thane, die!!!! I lovers you!!! You are still alive? WTF? Who gave you plot armor? Well, might as well get some real creepy sexy time in....Are these the memories you were looking forward too?

:lol::lol: Brilliant!

[Tashash]

utaker1988 wrote...

As bad as it sounds, I am laughing at that person's statement. Like one laughs when they've just heard something so unbelievably...hmmm...let's say asinine.

Stop this! Stop! Thane you can't live on me now!!!!!!! Bah ha ha! No I must have you die for our romance to have any meaning! You must not live, I'm sorry. I'll lift the brakes on your hospital bed now and shove you out that window! Sorry Kolyat but your Dad, he can't be allowed to live. I love him too much to allow him to breathe. Trust me, kid, I romanced him...forgive me for this, had really great sex with your Dad so I know what I'm talking about. He must die! Thane, I love you...see you across the sea!

Peers down...crap, he's still breathing! Bonzaii jump out the window...damn you Thane, die!!!! I lovers you!!! You are still alive? WTF? Who gave you plot armor? Well, might as well get some real creepy sexy time in....Are these the memories you were looking forward too?

Oh, gods - it's horrible but I can't stop laughing... That is freakin' classic Utaker! *huggles*

Creepy sexy time...Ahhhhhgh! The images!

[mnomaha]

Oh god, this is just what I needed. I *had* to go take screenshots. I hated every second of it. See Thane...see what I do for youuuuuu.

And someone needs to b*tch slap that stupid little cow. I romanced him too, so I should know...that I want him to live in MY game.

[utaker1988]

I take screenshots too...not because I have to but because I am a pervert. Yes, it's true, I admit it all. I just painted my fingernails green...then I am going to put little black dots on them for eyes and draw a mouth, some other small details...my fingers will look like little Thanes. Then...I can't go any further with that without heading into Ban Territory.

[gearseffect]

mnomaha wrote...

I hate it when I'm busy at work and can't really devote my time here. Still trying for the lottery though. I did manage to pop into twitter and follow quite a few of you.

And *huggles* all around. I just love you all!

edit: TOP..........courtesy and thanks to utaker!!!

Some one should make a vid or something with this Thane, standing with his shades off, in his hands and then he offers up some crazy phrase, and puts the shades on, as The Who break into 'Won't Get Fooled Again'  making it a whaky David Caruso CSI: Miami thing.

As for that whacky chick who knows best because she romanced Thane, I glady volenter to go give her a b!tch slap, however in America I'd likely get put in jail and face some massive charges, but if a chick b!tch slaps another chick chances are they one slaping don't get harldy any charges on her.  It seems to be how the courts roll in the land of freedom and equal opertunity,

[mnomaha]

Well, I'm not much on the whole men hitting women thing, so I volunteer in your stead.

And that is a great video idea, although I'm more partial to something relating to Turbo Lover.

Edit: or, since I was just listening to it, Closer.

Modifié par mnomaha, 18 mai 2012 - 07:49 .

[utaker1988]

gearseffect wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

I hate it when I'm busy at work and can't really devote my time here. Still trying for the lottery though. I did manage to pop into twitter and follow quite a few of you.

And *huggles* all around. I just love you all!

edit: TOP..........courtesy and thanks to utaker!!!

Some one should make a vid or something with this Thane, standing with his shades off, in his hands and then he offers up some crazy phrase, and puts the shades on, as The Who break into 'Won't Get Fooled Again'  making it a whaky David Caruso CSI: Miami thing.

As for that whacky chick who knows best because she romanced Thane, I glady volenter to go give her a b!tch slap, however in America I'd likely get put in jail and face some massive charges, but if a chick b!tch slaps another chick chances are they one slaping don't get harldy any charges on her.  It seems to be how the courts roll in the land of freedom and equal opertunity,

I'll make a video with that Thane..oh wait, you didn't mean that kind of vid.  My bad.

I love America, it's so full of sanctimonious jackholes.  I should know I live here.  (snicker)  However you are free to come over here b!tch slap me, I will throw you in jail...my jail and you will do hard time.   

[Wahukeza]

I just watched the fight scene with Kai Leng again. There's absolutely no reason why Thane didn't blow his brains out as soon as he turned up with the gun - there's a whole beat before Leng reacts. Or why he didn't shoot him point blank while Leng was running towards him head on.

Even when trying to make Leng look super duper rad in those ridiculous cutscenes, they completely screw up and show multiple instances in which Thane should have easily won. Just makes it even more annoying.

Modifié par Wahukeza, 18 mai 2012 - 08:57 .

[Tashash]

Wahukeza wrote...

I just watched the fight scene with Kai Leng again. There's absolutely no reason why Thane didn't blow his brains out as soon as he turned up with the gun - there's a whole beat before Leng reacts. Or why he didn't shoot him point blank while Leng was running towards him head on.

Even when trying to make Leng look super duper rad in those ridiculous cutscenes, they completely screw up and show multiple instances in which Thane should have easily won. Just makes it even more annoying.

Trust me, we share your pain.

If they really wanted to show KL off, why couldn't  we have gotten there to see him take out the Salarian councillor's body guards? Some C-Sec officers? ANYTHING ELSE?!

But noooooo - BW just had to have their 'Assassin V Assassin' showdown.

The whole premise behind Thane's death is figging ridiculous. And something that really annoys me? Kolyat, we know he's on the Citadel, but Thane dosen't even mention him. It's BS - Thane might've left his son after Irikah died because he thought it was for the best, but he would never ignore the danger his son was in.

*Angry, angry, angry.*

Edit. - Oh, and the standing around doing nothing.......Garrus - you're a sniper! Liara - would you please Biotic B!tch-slap that f-ker!

And Shep.....Where is my Paragon/Renegade interrupt?

Modifié par Tashash, 18 mai 2012 - 09:12 .

[BeanieBat]

Tashash wrote...

Wahukeza wrote...

I just watched the fight scene with Kai Leng again. There's absolutely no reason why Thane didn't blow his brains out as soon as he turned up with the gun - there's a whole beat before Leng reacts. Or why he didn't shoot him point blank while Leng was running towards him head on.

Even when trying to make Leng look super duper rad in those ridiculous cutscenes, they completely screw up and show multiple instances in which Thane should have easily won. Just makes it even more annoying.

Trust me, we share your pain.

If they really wanted to show KL off, why couldn't  we have gotten there to see him take out the Salarian councillor's body guards? Some C-Sec officers? ANYTHING ELSE?!

But noooooo - BW just had to have their 'Assassin V Assassin' showdown.

The whole premise behind Thane's death is figging ridiculous. And something that really annoys me? Kolyat, we know he's on the Citadel, but Thane dosen't even mention him. It's BS - Thane might've left his son after Irikah died because he thought it was for the best, but he would never ignore the danger his son was in.

*Angry, angry, angry.*

Edit. - Oh, and the standing around doing nothing.......Garrus - you're a sniper! Liara - would you please Biotic B!tch-slap that f-ker!

And Shep.....Where is my Paragon/Renegade interrupt?

All of this is so true!  I completely agree!  I get that Thane was supposed to be dying, but come on!  His aim couldn't have been that terrible?!  Even if he didn't kill KL, he should have at least knocked his shields down so he'd go into cover to regen like he did so many times when we had to fight him!  The thing that gets me as well is that Thane done alright in the first part, then suddenly he just lost it and ran into KL's sword?! Come on!!!!!  And everyone was quite happy to stand by and watch?!  Arrrghh!!

This scene seriously made me so angry.  None of it made sense!

I still like utaker's idea the best - it should have been Aria taking on KL then.

[Tashash]

Aria V KL?

I would pay to see that - and not only because Aria would stuff KL's stupid visor up his arse so he could see her kicking it into the next cycle.

Aria is kick-ass.

[stysiaq]

Squeegee83 wrote...


This is the message I got. "Stop this. Stop! Thane's death is his character. We need more death content, not some "miracle drug".  I romanced him too so I know what I'm talking about.

Me: Sometimes I am ashame of my own kind. Sweetheart, while we are enjoying our happy experience with Thane, like normal people want... you can just go crawl back to whatever coffin you came from.

Problem solved.

LMFAO. I got plenty of death content in the game already. I want to preserve lives. Do people think that the game has no weight just because the squad gets to live? I think I can understand this kind of argument, and it is easier to cope with endless but faceless deaths, but I think that Mordin's and Legions beautiful sacrifices are more than enough. Lets face it, two absolute fan favorites take one for the team.

We don't need Thane in that club. Why? Because Thane's death is different.

I recruited Thane on a premise, that he is the very best. ME2 squad is like the All-Star team, like tripling the Avengers. Mordin dies, because there is no alternative - somebody must go to the Shroud to set it off, and Mordin is the only person capable of doing that. His life, already in his final years, is expendable, when survival of entire species (or several) is on the scale. His sacrifice is born out of logic, and he proves, that I recruited the right man/frog, who knows what is the best possible choice (also true when you convince him to sabotage it).
Legion's sacrifice is the same. He uploads himself, because, as heartbreaking as it can be, it actually creates a whole new race of individuals and personalities. He is driven by reason and logic.
And both Mordin and Legion actually choose to sacrifice their lives.

And now we go back to Thane.
Was the Salarian councillors death anything as crucial as uploading the code, or curing the Genophage? The coup was already half-stopped at the moment. Thane even didn't have to fight Kai Leng once he drifted his attention off the Salarian. Did Thane actually prove his competence as a warrior in the sequence? I'd go with negative answer. He was aware of his condition, and still prefered to go for a close combat fight with a man armed with a sword, rather than end the fight in the right moment. Sure, the illness did some damage to his brain, but I wouldn't go as far as assuming he got stupid because of his condition.

Thane's death is less meaningful that Kirrahes - Kirrahe just takes a shot, not engages in combat. And thane stops the assassination, and biotic-****slaps Kai Leng away. That should be the moment, when the team protects the councilor, and scares the space ninja away, not just stare in idleness, when a friend starts a fight with little chance of winning.

@Squeegee, the poster just spews  awesomeness, and hopefully it moves some things around inside the heads
of BW people, so they get to planing a fix.

reposted for truth, I'm very happy my line is present on the poster.

[gearseffect]

@Squeegee guess who just left a huge post in your Thane discussion Shattered Hopes -Share your personal story here? Three guesses first two don't count.

[BeanieBat]

@Tashash - Haha! EXACTLY!! =P

@stysiaq - Couldn't have said it better myself.

[stysiaq]

Tashash wrote...

Aria V KL?

I would pay to see that - and not only because Aria would stuff KL's stupid visor up his arse so he could see her kicking it into the next cycle.

Aria is kick-ass.

the only NPC that should kick KL butt is Thane.

But since I've seen Avengers on monday, I think that Vega doing some Hulking would work too. 

Anyway, my imagination comes up with wonderous post-coup dialogues. Thane lies in the Huerta Memorial Hospital NOT DEAD, after the lung transplant (the only treatment that could save his life, it's the 22nd century, so the artificial lungs shouldn't be a problem), and you approach him.

S: Thane.

T: Siha. You're all right. I thought for a moment, that the assassin will try to kill you after we saved the councillor.

S: Well, he did, but he... underperformed.

T: That's good to hear. Is (put VS here) alive? I heard that he was protecting Udina.

--assuming that you didn't shoot the VS

S: Yes, s/he's alive. S/he's actually out in the lobby, guarding you since the coup.

T: Who would have thought we will trade places. I'm not saying, I longed for that, but I'm glad nobody died.

S: Yes, me too. I can't think how wrecked I would be if anything wrong....

T: I love you.

S: I love you too, Thane. I mean, probably we would mourn you.

T: (confused) I... guess?

S: Yeah, it would be really lame if we just forgot about you, wrote down your name on a wall and never spoke of you again.

T: Please, Siha, can we change the subject of the conversation for something a little bit brighter?

S: ... and would I move on after a while and woe someone else? Hell no! Especially if nobody comforted me after your death, I mean, what kind of person would it be, if...

T: (pulls Shep to himself and shuts her mouth with a kiss)

S: Damn it, Thane, and your LSD kisses! You know I have work to do! Still, more sense of privacy in this room, than out there, in the lobby,

J: Commander.

S: Whhhooooah! Javik!? What are you doing here?

J: Enough of this primitive sentiments. We came here to do bussiness with the assassin. I think we should pay him individual visits from now on.

V: Yeah, Foureyes is right, that was loco and awkward.

J: Drell. Your primitive pulmonary system has been improved. And I know inferior organs, when I see them. The Prothean lungs are able to breathe in vacuum, but lets leave it for another time. The Commander's mission is far too important to be stopped by some annoying individual. The operatives name is Kai Leng.

T: Wait, the assassin was Kai Leng? The guy doesn't even have a license!

V: Lola says, that you retired, but I guess you owe her more than one.

J: Personal vows doesn't matter in the darkest hour of the universe's existance. You will accept the contract. Next time we see that human, he's better be dead. The human has brought you a small gift as an advance payment.

V: (outs a small box on a cupboard next to the hospital bed)

J: We will be leaving now. Vega, now you can explain me the card games of this cycle. 

<Javik and Vega leave and go to the Purgatory>

S: Well, that was weird. Now, since we started the LSD session anyway...

T: What is my paycheck?

S: What?

T: Siha, the collector base was for free, it was an exception, because I thought it really was a suicide mission. But I'm a proffesional, not a charity. I am a reknown assassin, and also an expensive one.

S: I should go. <leaves the room> 

T: <looks inside the little box> Nice.

S: <opens the door again, puts her head in and whispers> We'll bang, okay? <leaves for the second time>

T: <looks at his coat, hanging on a hanger next to the door> Well, I think that Kai Leng brought a knife.... <puts sunglasses out of the little box>

<The scene cuts, and the game continues. During the Cerberus base mission, when Kai Leng approaches you and attempts to hit you with his sword, his head suddenly explodes and we see Thane in the other side of the room, holding a Black Widow with smoke coming out of the barrel.>

T: <finally puts his glasses on> .... into a gunfight.

G: You know, I used that line about an hour ago.

T: Really?

G: Yep.

T: Darn.

Modifié par stysiaq, 18 mai 2012 - 12:11 .

[stysiaq]

Squeegee83 wrote...

@gears... i might actually ask you to marry me. that was an awesome post, for sure. lol. i responded back earlier. oh god, i'm still laughing.

@stysiaq: there is a few problems i believe. 1. Thane is a LI (killing him off like he is some monkey would only cause problems) 2. Kai Leng's fight with Thane had a lot of problems to it. I don't think it did Thane any justice. For most of us, we didn't even know who Kai Leng was and why he would have the upper hand on a master assassin. I know Thane was sick, but knowing Thane, he wouldn't make a dumb move to get himself stab. It just seemed out of place. 3. There is 3 other people in the room with Thane... and they all decide to do nothing to help him? Seriously? Commander Shepard... the driving force to save the world from reapers... just stands there and does nothing?

yes, I know, That is what I meant. The Thane/KL fight is stupid, after stopping KL from killing the Salarian. I think it was quite... convenient for BioWare to kill off Thane, because otherwise they would have to come up with a decent romance conclusion. But they dropped the ball on him, and admitted it themselves.

Read my previous post, I'm trying to laugh it off, and crave attention. 

[Emeraldfern]

@stysiaq
Hahaha! Hilarious!
Aww Thane...did Garrus steal your punchline? Don't worry you have a very comforting Siha after all!

[Moira-chan]

haha how funny xD xD poor thane...just wanna make a cool line and then garrus allready did xD but thane, no worrie, you gonna make it^^

[Serenade22]

We are not selfish, I think they are. I understand that some people don't want to change Thane's death, is their game, they can do what they want. But I can't understand why are they so angry, when we ask for other choices. So yesterday I was thinking about this, and looking for ideas for a DLC, and I wrote this. It's a solution for our problem, but also is a good DLC for everyone, this idea only adds new content and fix Thane's romance. But if you are one of these people who don't want changes, you can also play the DLC and your game will be the same, nothing is going to change on the Citadel's mission or Thane's death.

(Please remember i'm very bad on english so I apologize if I made a lot of mistakes, I hope you can understand this XDD)

IDEA FOR A THANE DLC

Early in the game, you receive a message from Thane (or Kolyat) asking you to meet him on the Citadel. Then you can start the DLC talking to him (like Liara on the LOTSB). You need to go to Kahje, to save a group of hanar scientists. They have discovered Kepral's cure, and Cerberus is trying to steal it.
If Thane is dead (SM, new ME3 players whitout ME2 saves) you can play the DLC too, Kolyat takes his place. If Thane is alive, you can talk to him during the mission about his son, and if you romanced him, about your relationship. If Thane is dead, you can talk with Kolyat about his job in C-SEC, and about his father, and remember the time both spend with him. Thane/Kolyat can be a temporal squadmate on this mission, because is a new scenario, and it's not necessary to change anything in the game for do it (again, like Liara on the LOTSB XD). If this is a problem for any reason, it doesn't matter, they can talk with you on the radio.

When you save the scientists, you can make some choices talking to Thane/Kolyat:
If Thane is dead:
- You can keep the cure and save the drell/ Destroy the cure.
If Thane is alive:
- You can keep the cure and save the drell/ Destroy the cure.
- Cure Thane/ Not to cure Thane.

When you finish the mission, Thane/Kolyat can visit the Normandy, and talk to Shepard on her/his room.
If Thane is dead, then Kolyat comes to the Normandy, and you can talk to him. (Maybe romance too?? :/)
If Thane is alive, he comes to the Normandy, and if you romanced him on ME2, then you got a romance scene + achievement.

After this, Thane comes back to Huerta Memorial. In the Citadel Mission, you got new scenes or not, depending on your decisions on the DLC.
- If you choose to cure Thane on the DLC: Thane wins the battle without getting hurt, he saves the salarian councillor and KaiLeng runs away. Then Thane comes back to the Hospital for recovering.
- If you choose NOT to cure Thane on the DLC: Then it's all the same, KaiLeng hurts him and Thane dies (this is the option for the people who do not want to change anything)
- If you choose to keep the cure and save all the drell on the DLC: You got more assets.
- If you choose to destroy the cure on the DLC: You got anything XD

At the end of the game, if you choose to save Thane, you can say goodbye to him on London, like the other ME2 characters, and got a flashback in the end, like the one Aislinn did.

I think this can be a good DLC, because:
- I'ts good for all players, thanemancers or not, all the people can play it, even the new ME3 players. Kolyat can take Thane's place if he is dead.
- We can visit the hanar homeworld, know more about drell race, and also play a fun mission.
- If you want to save Thane, you can do it. And if you don't want to save him, you can play the DLC and don't change Thane's death.

And for us, who we love Thane, we got ^^:
- Mission to Kahje with him.
- New dialogues, about our relationship.
- We can save him.
- Romance scene + achievement.
- Goodbye.
- Flashback.

Well it's only an idea, tell me what do you think XD.

Edit: I forgot to say this, but of course in the dialogues during the mission, Thane shows HE WANTS to live, if he is loyal/romanced, and the dialogue on Huerta Memorial (about his illness, Kaidan, etc) don't shows or changes if you save him, because he is not diying anymore It will be the same only for the people who choose not to cure him.

Modifié par Serenade22, 18 mai 2012 - 04:03 .

[Saodade]

stysiaq wrote...

Tashash wrote...

Aria V KL?

I would pay to see that - and not only because Aria would stuff KL's stupid visor up his arse so he could see her kicking it into the next cycle.

Aria is kick-ass.

the only NPC that should kick KL butt is Thane.

But since I've seen Avengers on monday, I think that Vega doing some Hulking would work too. 

Anyway, my imagination comes up with wonderous post-coup dialogues. Thane lies in the Huerta Memorial Hospital NOT DEAD, after the lung transplant (the only treatment that could save his life, it's the 22nd century, so the artificial lungs shouldn't be a problem), and you approach him.

S: Thane.

T: Siha. You're all right. I thought for a moment, that the assassin will try to kill you after we saved the councillor.

S: Well, he did, but he... underperformed.

T: That's good to hear. Is (put VS here) alive? I heard that he was protecting Udina.

--assuming that you didn't shoot the VS

S: Yes, s/he's alive. S/he's actually out in the lobby, guarding you since the coup.

T: Who would have thought we will trade places. I'm not saying, I longed for that, but I'm glad nobody died.

S: Yes, me too. I can't think how wrecked I would be if anything wrong....

T: I love you.

S: I love you too, Thane. I mean, probably we would mourn you.

T: (confused) I... guess?

S: Yeah, it would be really lame if we just forgot about you, wrote down your name on a wall and never spoke of you again.

T: Please, Siha, can we change the subject of the conversation for something a little bit brighter?

S: ... and would I move on after a while and woe someone else? Hell no! Especially if nobody comforted me after your death, I mean, what kind of person would it be, if...

T: (pulls Shep to himself and shuts her mouth with a kiss)

S: Damn it, Thane, and your LSD kisses! You know I have work to do! Still, more sense of privacy in this room, than out there, in the lobby,

J: Commander.

S: Whhhooooah! Javik!? What are you doing here?

J: Enough of this primitive sentiments. We came here to do bussiness with the assassin. I think we should pay him individual visits from now on.

V: Yeah, Foureyes is right, that was loco and awkward.

J: Drell. Your primitive pulmonary system has been improved. And I know inferior organs, when I see them. The Prothean lungs are able to breathe in vacuum, but lets leave it for another time. The Commander's mission is far too important to be stopped by some annoying individual. The operatives name is Kai Leng.

T: Wait, the assassin was Kai Leng? The guy doesn't even have a license!

V: Lola says, that you retired, but I guess you owe her more than one.

J: Personal vows doesn't matter in the darkest hour of the universe's existance. You will accept the contract. Next time we see that human, he's better be dead. The human has brought you a small gift as an advance payment.

V: (outs a small box on a cupboard next to the hospital bed)

J: We will be leaving now. Vega, now you can explain me the card games of this cycle. 

<Javik and Vega leave and go to the Purgatory>

S: Well, that was weird. Now, since we started the LSD session anyway...

T: What is my paycheck?

S: What?

T: Siha, the collector base was for free, it was an exception, because I thought it really was a suicide mission. But I'm a proffesional, not a charity. I am a reknown assassin, and also an expensive one.

S: I should go. <leaves the room> 

T: <looks inside the little box> Nice.

S: <opens the door again, puts her head in and whispers> We'll bang, okay? <leaves for the second time>

T: <looks at his coat, hanging on a hanger next to the door> Well, I think that Kai Leng brought a knife.... <puts sunglasses out of the little box>

<The scene cuts, and the game continues. During the Cerberus base mission, when Kai Leng approaches you and attempts to hit you with his sword, his head suddenly explodes and we see Thane in the other side of the room, holding a Black Widow with smoke coming out of the barrel.>

T: <finally puts his glasses on> .... into a gunfight.

G: You know, I used that line about an hour ago.

T: Really?

G: Yep.

T: Darn.

ahahahaha   I  love the  reference: "We'll bang ok? "ahahah Thanks for the  laught  crisis...

awesome...

Ok  now I return at my needles even if my fingers   don't want