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[JECW]

@Tashash
LSD or alcohol.
The fact that they forgot he was an LI tells me they were either drunk or high. Maybe both.

Modifié par JECW, 22 mai 2012 - 06:23 .

[gearseffect]

I'm sticky with the blue blow up dolls, and the fact that most the talented writers moved on or left in the middle of ME3 development, Ashley/Thane writer left, the writer who wrote and created both Samara and Jack left, Drew left, and I think there was another writer (a chick if I remember correctly) left. I also seem to recall that a few character designers and key programers left too.

WHOA EA cleaned house it looks like, man red flag, leave now or we will replace you, meanwhile who wants to bet that at least a few people inside BW were promoted up to promote them out?

[gearseffect]

@JECW: I don't know I've met some rather smart stoners in my day, that sweet lief can sometimes be a good thing. Unless you were talking something else Heroin? Coke? Meth? Hillbilly Heroin?

[utaker1988]

coldwetn0se wrote...

Inspiration courtesy of @Utaker and others (sorry....old brain forgets who initially started this with utaker....but thanks!)




And HELLO new posters!!  Welcome.....sorry for bad jokes.  We're a bit addicted to them.....bad jokes, bad puns, silly limricks, insane dialogues......zippers............and when that doesn't help; we rant!

OMG I love this!  LOL.... bulge...drooool....come to Momma, Thane, me likey donut!!!   Think of the games we could play!!  Bobbing for donuts    Donut toss (ya know like ring toss)   Mr. Thane are these plain or glazed  

I love that Shep has the grabby hands...mine, mine!!!!  Gimme gimme da donuts!!!  

[Tashash]

@Utaker - They're ALL cream-filled

Mmmmm, want donuts now....dammit.

[utaker1988]

Cream filled...well then I imagine he's got quite a mess going on. He'd have to poke a hole right through the middle of them.....

poke...hole....

Unless of course he planned to insert in the area that the filling is squirted into..... Oh good gawd... the images and words used in that statement alone.

I think I will go to dunkin tomorrow and get me some of those vanilla cream donuts, oh those have always been my favorite..instant sugar overload. I'd squirt Thane with the cream in those donuts then roll him around in the powered sugar. A big Thane donut...yes, I just said that.

[JECW]

gearseffect wrote...

@JECW: I don't know I've met some rather smart stoners in my day, that sweet lief can sometimes be a good thing. Unless you were talking something else Heroin? Coke? Meth? Hillbilly Heroin?

No I'm not talking about those. Although if anyone from bioware is that serious of an addict than that company really is in trouble.
I going with the lazy explanation. Along with your idea of the blue blow up doll. They were to busy playing with her. I bet she even has a name.

[JECW]

gearseffect wrote...

I'm sticky with the blue blow up dolls, and the fact that most the talented writers moved on or left in the middle of ME3 development, Ashley/Thane writer left, the writer who wrote and created both Samara and Jack left, Drew left, and I think there was another writer (a chick if I remember correctly) left. I also seem to recall that a few character designers and key programers left too.

WHOA EA cleaned house it looks like, man red flag, leave now or we will replace you, meanwhile who wants to bet that at least a few people inside BW were promoted up to promote them out?

I didn't realize how many of the good writers left. It also makes me wonder who we were left with.
We don't know who wrote Thane. Do you know who wrote Samara?

[mnomaha]

gearseffect wrote...

I'm sticky with the blue blow up dolls, and the fact that most the talented writers moved on or left in the middle of ME3 development, Ashley/Thane writer left, the writer who wrote and created both Samara and Jack left, Drew left, and I think there was another writer (a chick if I remember correctly) left. I also seem to recall that a few character designers and key programers left too.

WHOA EA cleaned house it looks like, man red flag, leave now or we will replace you, meanwhile who wants to bet that at least a few people inside BW were promoted up to promote them out?

*raises eybrow* Are you now? Something you need to tell us?

[utaker1988]

mnomaha wrote...

gearseffect wrote...

I'm sticky with the blue blow up dolls, and the fact that most the talented writers moved on or left in the middle of ME3 development, Ashley/Thane writer left, the writer who wrote and created both Samara and Jack left, Drew left, and I think there was another writer (a chick if I remember correctly) left. I also seem to recall that a few character designers and key programers left too.

WHOA EA cleaned house it looks like, man red flag, leave now or we will replace you, meanwhile who wants to bet that at least a few people inside BW were promoted up to promote them out?

*raises eybrow* Are you now? Something you need to tell us?

Take pictures!   

Too bad I know what he meant but I know what I'm thinking and apparently I'm not the only one who thought so too.

[mnomaha]

No, great minds think alike and apparently my great mind cannot stand to be away from yours.

[Tashash]

mnomaha wrote...

No, great minds think alike and apparently my great mind cannot stand to be away from yours.

And may I say that the results of your minds meeting never fails to make my day?

[PorcelynDoll]

I don't understand the donut hospital picture at all. :/

[mnomaha]

...I'm a pleaser? LOL

Um Porcelyn...I don't understand all the smilies, so are you serious?

[PorcelynDoll]

mnomaha wrote...

...I'm a pleaser? LOL

Um Porcelyn...I don't understand all the smilies, so are you serious?

Yes. I am terrible at getting sexual humor if that is what it is. I just don't understand why he would put donuts in his pants and wear a trench coat. Don't judge me because I am innocent! lol

[Tashash]

PorcelynDoll wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

...I'm a pleaser? LOL

Um Porcelyn...I don't understand all the smilies, so are you serious?

Yes. I am terrible at getting sexual humor if that is what it is. I just don't understand why he would put donuts in his pants and wear a trench coat. Don't judge me because I am innocent! lol

LOL, we don't judge you....But I believe you've just issued a challenge for us to corrupt you

[utaker1988]

Why would he put donuts there...because Coldi said this

*coldi gladly accepts chocolate cookie from @moira, and proceeds to dunk it in her coffee......mmmmmmm....coffee and cookies <inhale>*

got any donuts?

And I followed it with this....

Donuts....you do know that I am going to be reminded of that past conversation about Thane and donuts. Just where does he hang them? Oh good gawd!!!!!!! The ridges help keep the donuts from sliding off..... Now I will send Thane and his donut dispenser your way.....

And then....

Siha: Thane, where are my donuts?
Thane: (enters room) What did you need?
Siha; What's with the long trenchcoat? Expecting a flood....
Thane: (opens coat) Donut?
Siha: OMG....drooooooooooool....tongue hanging out....
Thane: You were right about the flood.

 

Then the drawing was born....

[gearseffect]

utaker1988 wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

gearseffect wrote...

I'm sticky with the blue blow up dolls, and the fact that most the talented writers moved on or left in the middle of ME3 development, Ashley/Thane writer left, the writer who wrote and created both Samara and Jack left, Drew left, and I think there was another writer (a chick if I remember correctly) left. I also seem to recall that a few character designers and key programers left too.

WHOA EA cleaned house it looks like, man red flag, leave now or we will replace you, meanwhile who wants to bet that at least a few people inside BW were promoted up to promote them out?

*raises eybrow* Are you now? Something you need to tell us?

Take pictures!   

Too bad I know what he meant but I know what I'm thinking and apparently I'm not the only one who thought so too.

Boy oh boy I am never going live that one down, I came back here and saw that post and was like ohh cr@p hopefully I got here before Ahh crap both Mnomaha and Utaker have desended upon it already. Dangit. LOL.

I'm sticking with the blue blow up dolls as being the source of the stupidity.

As for JECW I can't remember who it was that wrote Samara and Jack in ME3 I'd have to PM either Ashira or Bromanov they both know who it was, also CptData knows who wrote Thane and Ashley and  also he's where i found out that that wirter left part way through ME3, Data says he'd like to talk to that writer he seems like the type that would just lay it all out there aparently and when he left it was not under decent standings from the sounds of it.


I do know that the person who wrote Samara in ME3 (can't rembmer her name she pops on the formums from time to time) also wrote much of Liara's contect with other writers (go figure all were sitting around with those blow up dolls), that chick also claimed here on BSN she's most proudest of writing refund dude in ME3, REALY WTF? Also she wrote the Geth Collective and said she was more pround of that than Liara, and she admited that the Collective wasn't even an original idea just something reused from overlord, WOW this chick seems to have said some rather intersting thins now that I am thinking about that topic where fans had a Q&A with her here, I remember my questions was (once I found out she wrote Samara) I asked if she enjoyed writing Samara or Liara more, here reply was Samara given she was the sole writer for the little bit of cotent Samara had in ME3. Where as Liara all the other character writers jumped in and sort of just did what they wanted.

I also had a fallow up question about if she'd want to write any further content for Samara in ME3 DLC, and maybe even some decent and more truely LI contination for Samara, to which she repied it all depended on what everyone else wants to do with Samara, she'd like to write more for her, and was her favorite female in the ME series.

Hey look BW the lady writer who works for you seems has more of a brain than the dudes.

Too bad BW lost the other female writer they had along with everyone else that left.

[PorcelynDoll]

utaker1988 wrote...

Why would he put donuts there...because Coldi said this

*coldi gladly accepts chocolate cookie from @moira, and proceeds to dunk it in her coffee......mmmmmmm....coffee and cookies <inhale>*

got any donuts?

And I followed it with this....

Donuts....you do know that I am going to be reminded of that past conversation about Thane and donuts. Just where does he hang them? Oh good gawd!!!!!!! The ridges help keep the donuts from sliding off..... Now I will send Thane and his donut dispenser your way.....

And then....

Siha: Thane, where are my donuts?
Thane: (enters room) What did you need?
Siha; What's with the long trenchcoat? Expecting a flood....
Thane: (opens coat) Donut?
Siha: OMG....drooooooooooool....tongue hanging out....
Thane: You were right about the flood.

 

Then the drawing was born....

Oh I see lol. I'm not sure if I find that disturbing or comical. Your view of Thane is more sexual then mine, but I have issues. I always picture my Thane as loving cats and letting them sleep in bed with us. That's my turn on lol

[utaker1988]

You can find it both disturbing and comical. Yeah, sometimes I picture Thane as you do but more often than not, I tend to end up in a very bad place. I also sometimes...no, most of the time figure Thane hasn't gotten any in a long time and therefore he turns into a raging animal. This is why I have many Shepards, so that I can have many Thane's.

There might be laws against what I have Thane do sometimes.

[PorcelynDoll]

utaker1988 wrote...

You can find it both disturbing and comical. Yeah, sometimes I picture Thane as you do but more often than not, I tend to end up in a very bad place. I also sometimes...no, most of the time figure Thane hasn't gotten any in a long time and therefore he turns into a raging animal. This is why I have many Shepards, so that I can have many Thane's.

There might be laws against what I have Thane do sometimes.

lol that sounds interesting. Do you write stories or something? It would be neat to see someone else's vison of him. Mine is so tame lol. My Thane tends to say "Oh it's okay, we don't have to have sex ever. I'm cool with that. Want to put the cat in a baby stroller and see how many people we can weird out?"

[utaker1988]

If any of my Thane's ever said to my Sheps, "we don't have to have sex ever." Ok...with that statement...each of my Shepard's....

Faith: Ok, we can just cuddle, I don't mind. (And she wouldn't she's just so nice and sweet)
Hope: Did you just troll me? (walks over to Thane....riiiiiiiiipppppp) Oh look, your pants just flew off. Imagine that.
Cameron: What? No. I think not. You have exactly 1 second to take that back or I will go over there and tie you up. You'll have it and like it.
Malificent: Oh no, you are not dead yet. Sex is happening with or without you. Got it?

I have many partially written stories, my lack of complete attention to one thing at a time gets in the way of me completing things.

[Tinve]

You've already seen this? I think there is possible to write their suggestions on Thane DLC.
social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/325/index/12166973/1

[PorcelynDoll]

utaker1988 wrote...

If any of my Thane's ever said to my Sheps, "we don't have to have sex ever." Ok...with that statement...each of my Shepard's....

Faith: Ok, we can just cuddle, I don't mind. (And she wouldn't she's just so nice and sweet)
Hope: Did you just troll me? (walks over to Thane....riiiiiiiiipppppp) Oh look, your pants just flew off. Imagine that.
Cameron: What? No. I think not. You have exactly 1 second to take that back or I will go over there and tie you up. You'll have it and like it.
Malificent: Oh no, you are not dead yet. Sex is happening with or without you. Got it?

I have many partially written stories, my lack of complete attention to one thing at a time gets in the way of me completing things.

lol I only have one Shep and I base her on me. Your Faith sounds like my kind of Shepard and Hope sounds like a lot of fun. Probably my favourite Thane fantasy involves being totally juvenile and pulling pranks all over the Citidel.

Especially embarrassing Kolyat by insisting we walk him to work in terry bath robes and pink rabbit slippers or showing up drunk to one of his parties and sloppily making out and telling everyone about when he learned to use the potty.
Giving him a family album in which I've pasted my face over Irika's in every picture. Just general Kolyat trolling and being buffoons. Using our biotics for evil instead of good.

[Jenlocks]

 utaker..i think you brighten everyone's day