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[Saodade]

PorcelynDoll wrote...

...Especially embarrassing Kolyat ...Giving him a family album in which I've pasted my face over Irika's in every picture. Just general Kolyat trolling and being buffoons. Using our biotics for evil instead of good.

Ahahahahaaaaa  I picture Shepard being silly  and  pasting her  face over  Irikah's  ones in family album: awesome aahaha thanks for the laught

[utaker1988]

Kolyat Brings a Date Home....

Kolyat:  Elyn, can I get you anything?
Elyn:  No, thanks.
Kolyat:  Couch is over there, will be back.
Elyn:  Ok... (sits down and notices a pair of thongs sticking out from the bottom of the couch)  Uh, Kolyat...
Kolyat:  (sigh) My step-mother's.  Don't look at me like that, it's true.   
Elyn:  Your step mom?  Alright then...the movie.  
(few moments later)
Elyn:  Mind if I get something to drink?
Kolyat:  Sure, I'll go get it.
Elyn:  Thanks but I can do it.  Need anything?
Kolyat:  Nah, I'm fine thanks.
(Elyn goes to the fridge and then turns around quickly)
Kolyat:  You didn't get anything?  What's wrong?
Elyn:  Your fridge has only whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and some strawberry flavored stuff, as a matter of fact, Kolyat there is an awful lot of that stuff in there.  Oh and a few bananas.  Do you eat?
Kolyat:  Someone forgot to go shopping, no I don't eat that stuff and I would suggest you don't either.
Elyn:  If it's bad, then throw it out.
Kolyat:  No, it's not that...belongs to my Dad and Step Mom.
Elyn:  Ok.  Do you hear that?
Kolyat:  Not again...
Elyn:  Huh?
(Out comes Thane wearing nothing but a cowboy hat)  Bah ha ha!
Thane:  Yes, M'am, whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and sprinkles.
Hope:  Listen here cowboy you will be the Lone Ranger if you even think about bringing those bananas in here.
Thane:  Gotcha M'am...breaks character...Siha, I was not going to put the banana there, you know this.
Hope:  Whatever, just grab that stuff and get in here if you want that gun of yours spit shined.
Elyn:  Oh my goddesses!!!  
Kolyat:  Oh no, not again...Elyn, where are you going?
Elyn:  I'm outta here, do me a favor, lose my number.
Kolyat:   It always happens....

This is how Kolyat gets embarrassed in my stories....

[JECW]

Poor Kolyat.
Maybe he should find his own place. Shepard and Thane probably walk around naked all the time.

[mnomaha]

PorcelynDoll wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

...I'm a pleaser? LOL

Um Porcelyn...I don't understand all the smilies, so are you serious?

Yes. I am terrible at getting sexual humor if that is what it is. I just don't understand why he would put donuts in his pants and wear a trench coat. Don't judge me because I am innocent! lol

Nononono, I truly don't know what ":/" means... I totally fail at some of these things.

[utaker1988]

JECW wrote...

Poor Kolyat.
Maybe he should find his own place. Shepard and Thane probably walk around naked all the time.

In most of mine they do, couple of nudists.  Besides, I can't be bothered with describing different clothes on them each day.  Just best to not have any at all.  Except Faith, she wears stuff that basically covers her from her neck down to her ankles.

[gearseffect]

MY God poor Kolyat, has he ever thought about getting his own place?

Or else maybe attempting to put the moves on his stepmom so he gets kicked out? I mean good god, seeing that stuff hell hearing it he's gonna end up scared for life. The Horror, why are you so mean to Kolyat Utaker? Poor kid just wants to bring a gal home and try and get some action for once, and his dad and his stepmom ruin the mood, and scare the women away.

Poor Poor Kolyat, Someday he's gonna come home and see a apple pie on the counter and end up trying to screw it, and his dad comes home and sees it.

Kolyat: "What are we gonna tell my stepmom"
Thane: "Oh Siha, well we'll just tell her we ate it all"

[utaker1988]

gearseffect wrote...

MY God poor Kolyat, has he ever thought about getting his own place?

Or else maybe attempting to put the moves on his stepmom so he gets kicked out? I mean good god, seeing that stuff hell hearing it he's gonna end up scared for life. The Horror, why are you so mean to Kolyat Utaker? Poor kid just wants to bring a gal home and try and get some action for once, and his dad and his stepmom ruin the mood, and scare the women away.

Poor Poor Kolyat, Someday he's gonna come home and see a apple pie on the counter and end up trying to screw it, and his dad comes home and sees it.

Kolyat: "What are we gonna tell my stepmom"
Thane: "Oh Siha, well we'll just tell her we ate it all"

Just like warm apple pie....LMFAO!  You do know that I have a mental picture from that movie now.  The bedroom scene where he starts doing that dance  That's the kind of video message Thane is going to send Shep since he can't leave Huerta.  

Yeah poor Kolyat, were I him I would hide his dolls too, some like to get them sticky.    I had one awhile back that was set like 16 or so years in the future and Thane was perched up on his balcony lining up his sniper rifle on his daughter's date.  In Hope's defense, she was not the one who walked out wearing nothing but a cowboy hat.  Thane should not do such things to his son.  

[stwu]

Hey guys. Just bought Dragon's Dogma and it came with what I think is a download for Resident Evil 6 demo. If anybody is interested, pm me. You can have a nickname in DD and one of them was Thane. I've been waiting for this game for a long time. Anyhoo first come, first served.

[gearseffect]

@Utaker LOL, some like to get them sticky, I never gonna live that down here or on facebook, just like the cereal thing and Kai.

Oh god now I have an image in my mind of Thane doing the whole video message dance. LOL

Poor Kolyat, he's never gonna get any is he? Someday he's gonna decide to watch a XXX vid and grab the superglue instead of the lube, just like Jim

[mnomaha]

@stwu...so jealous. I want to play that game. I've heard tons of good stuff about it. Sadly...I am a pc gamer, but I have hope they will port it. I saw something about it anyways...

[coldwetn0se]

stwu wrote...

Hey guys. Just bought Dragon's Dogma and it came with what I think is a download for Resident Evil 6 demo. If anybody is interested, pm me. You can have a nickname in DD and one of them was Thane. I've been waiting for this game for a long time. Anyhoo first come, first served.

Ooooo......would love to know what you think of the game.  Very curious about that game.  Oh, and have fun with it!!

[mnomaha]

@gears...you better hope I don't figure out photoshop because I could have a lot of fun with that.

[PorcelynDoll]

I love Kolyat. He just seems like the type to go to pieces over the the littlest things,
No milk for his Lucky Charms? Flips over the table and screams "I hate everything! Life is so unfair!"

mnomaha , I hope you do figure out photoshop
I actually thought :/ would turn into this . I was wrong lol It means embarressed confusion to me.

[mnomaha]

@Porcelyn...Yeah, it's funny. I was thinking about that after I read your post. They not only retconned Thane, but Kolyat as well. He was a very angry young Drell in ME2. And now he is what...a monk? Whaaaaat?

[Tashash]

mnomaha wrote...

@Porcelyn...Yeah, it's funny. I was thinking about that after I read your post. They not only retconned Thane, but Kolyat as well. He was a very angry young Drell in ME2. And now he is what...a monk? Whaaaaat?

I dunno - I see it as Kolyat having grown up a lot in the last six months, and wanting to connect with his father in a more positive way - through his religion, rather than his profession.

But the 'I don't know if you remember me' - that is BS. We're expected to remember that girl from Chora's Den in ME1, but not our lover/squadmates child that we stopped commiting murder? Keh.

[mnomaha]

*sigh* You're probably right. I mean look at all the stuff we missed in that 6 months...bloody bioware.

[mnomaha]

Just so you know...a couple of people have already posted on that old facebook link. I my friends.

[utaker1988]

This is why I wanted to slap Kolyat in the hospital.....

Kolyat: I don't know if you remember me....
Hope: Oh I remember you...I have a video Hope Shoots Kolyat  /trollface.jpg

Then this should have happened:

Kolyat: Uh, yeah well, that took a LONG time to heal, b*tch....
Hope:      Your father is real damn hot especially naked.
Kolyat:   I took his oxygen mask off.
Hope:  Good because I brought his naughty elf costume, it will clash.  
Kolyat:  I don't like you, Commander Shepard.
Hope:  Listen kid, I didn't come to entertain you, I came to give your father his last ride.
Kolyat:  It's last RITES!
Hope:  So negative, he'll be fine.
Kolyat:  The doctor said....
Hope:  Yeah well, I imagine that quack didn't tell you the benefits of sex.
Kolyat:  Dad?
Thane:  Son, if these are to be my last moments....  
Hope:  Lock the door on your way out.  

I'm not a sick witch...Thane lives.  He always lives in my stories.  And yes, Hope really is that much of a troll. 

[Tashash]

@Utaker LOL!!! 'last ride'....'Naughty elf costume' - are we talking Crishtmas elf or DA elf?

You SHOT Kolyat!?

You're definitley tougher than I am...I couldn't bear to shoot Baby Blue.

[utaker1988]

Christmas Elf, Hope likes Christmas. She likes green presents with big red bows on them. She also likes Candy Canes and hangs them well...I'm sure some will know where I'm going with this.

Yes, Hope shoots Kolyat...every time. Cameron and Faith use the paragon interrupt and smack Kolyat in the face. Malificent...well, I go 50/50 with her sometimes she shoots Kolyat, other times she shoots Talid. Either way, she's going in there to shoot someone.

[gearseffect]

Wait how do you shoot Kolyat? Is that something FemShep gets only? Because when I interrupt that scene I think I end up shooting the light hanging from the ceiling, and then and Kolyat filches in the time it takes him to recover I make it over to him punch him in the face and Talid goes free.

Good god I must play as the ultimate paragon or something if I get these types of prompts, I rare pick renegade options in ME, and in ME2, I did more than in any other ME game due to I was always a jack@ss and pissed of at Cerberus, and the sh!t TIM and Miranda pulled. It's what happens when you play as a sole survivor you hated Cerberus more from finding out they instigated the events of Akuze.

I also always stopped Mordin from killing Maelon, Ohh the on time I pulled Ren because I just despised the sick monster was when I found Jacob T's dad, I always told him I"d have shot him or whatever that option is where you get Jacob to give his dad the gun half charged so he can kill himself, I really can't remember his dads name that dude was sick and I hated him. If I could I'd have brought him to Omega and feed him to Morinth before Samara and I killed her.

Don't look at me like that, Jacob's dad would be getting what he deserved sometimes what you give is what you get, and that would be the fate he deserved most.

If there is one character in ME I hate it's without a duobt Jacob's dad the sick rapist type freak, Morinth ranks up there right next to him, she's all sorts of twisted evil, serial killer, drug addict, mixed with a bit of a rapist yep right under Jacob T.'s dad. Only reason she's not above him his because I think it would be a fitting punishment for people like Jacob's dad to be fed to Ardat-Yashis like Morinth.

[Hisilome]

utaker1988 wrote...

Kolyat Brings a Date Home....

Kolyat:  Elyn, can I get you anything?
Elyn:  No, thanks.
Kolyat:  Couch is over there, will be back.
Elyn:  Ok... (sits down and notices a pair of thongs sticking out from the bottom of the couch)  Uh, Kolyat...
Kolyat:  (sigh) My step-mother's.  Don't look at me like that, it's true.   
Elyn:  Your step mom?  Alright then...the movie.  
(few moments later)
Elyn:  Mind if I get something to drink?
Kolyat:  Sure, I'll go get it.
Elyn:  Thanks but I can do it.  Need anything?
Kolyat:  Nah, I'm fine thanks.
(Elyn goes to the fridge and then turns around quickly)
Kolyat:  You didn't get anything?  What's wrong?
Elyn:  Your fridge has only whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and some strawberry flavored stuff, as a matter of fact, Kolyat there is an awful lot of that stuff in there.  Oh and a few bananas.  Do you eat?
Kolyat:  Someone forgot to go shopping, no I don't eat that stuff and I would suggest you don't either.
Elyn:  If it's bad, then throw it out.
Kolyat:  No, it's not that...belongs to my Dad and Step Mom.
Elyn:  Ok.  Do you hear that?
Kolyat:  Not again...
Elyn:  Huh?
(Out comes Thane wearing nothing but a cowboy hat)  Bah ha ha!
Thane:  Yes, M'am, whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and sprinkles.
Hope:  Listen here cowboy you will be the Lone Ranger if you even think about bringing those bananas in here.
Thane:  Gotcha M'am...breaks character...Siha, I was not going to put the banana there, you know this.
Hope:  Whatever, just grab that stuff and get in here if you want that gun of yours spit shined.
Elyn:  Oh my goddesses!!!  
Kolyat:  Oh no, not again...Elyn, where are you going?
Elyn:  I'm outta here, do me a favor, lose my number.
Kolyat:   It always happens....

This is how Kolyat gets embarrassed in my stories....

LOL Poor, poor Kolyat!! That is precisely why he would never ever ever live anywhere near my Samantha and his dad-well, not exactly, but yeah...uncomfortable, hehe!

And I only slapped Kolyat in my playthrough, but I think high renegade level Shep can shoot him? Not sure-I'm too much a goody-two-shoes in games, lol, sigh!

Gears...Jacob's dad...most disturbing character in ME2, mostly because he actually tried to justify his behaviour, when there really was no excuse to be had!Especially when he has to deal with a female Shepard; mine was probably thinking 'wtf? You're ACTUALLY trying to convince me you were doing the right thing?REALLY???Jacob, shoot him or I will".

Modifié par Hisilome, 23 mai 2012 - 01:20 .

[PorcelynDoll]

utaker1988 wrote...

Hope:  Listen kid, I didn't come to entertain you, I came to give your father his last ride.
Kolyat:  It's last RITES!

LOL. Koylat is the funnest kid in the whole ME universe. The trolling possibilitys are endless. Thanks so much for the laugh utaker. I needed it. I have a very hard day to get through today.

[utaker1988]

Gears... ignore the Paragon Interrupt on Kolyat then you'll get two choices, disarm Kolyat or Shoot Hostage.

About Jacob's Dad, here is another instance where hormones take over my judgment. I always pick the "Leave him there option"...not kill him or turn him in. It has nothing to do with what I feel is right or wrong it has to do with one thing....when you decide to make him stay there, he'll whine, "do you know what they'll do to to me?" Then the camera shoots over to Thane who will say, "they'll kill you.....eventually". The way Thane delivers that line and the way he is standing = sexy assed drell. I drool everytime.

Speaking of sexy drell...I am now a little put off by BW (again). When they said that the game will make you cry and there will be plenty of sad moments. I was under the impression that when they said, "SAD", I thought it meant I'd get Sexy Assed Drell.