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utaker1988 wrote...

Gears... ignore the Paragon Interrupt on Kolyat then you'll get two choices, disarm Kolyat or Shoot Hostage.

About Jacob's Dad, here is another instance where hormones take over my judgment. I always pick the "Leave him there option"...not kill him or turn him in. It has nothing to do with what I feel is right or wrong it has to do with one thing....when you decide to make him stay there, he'll whine, "do you know what they'll do to to me?" Then the camera shoots over to Thane who will say, "they'll kill you.....eventually". The way Thane delivers that line and the way he is standing = sexy assed drell. I drool everytime.

Speaking of sexy drell...I am now a little put off by BW (again). When they said that the game will make you cry and there will be plenty of sad moments. I was under the impression that when they said, "SAD", I thought it meant I'd get Sexy Assed Drell.


........I've never done that before, and now I feel I must - just to hear Thane say that. Plus it's still a kind of poetic justice, letting the Hunters tear him apart.

I've been playing through ME1 and actually using my anger. Before now I've always been full Paragon....It's satisfying Posted Image - especially ****ing out Administrator Anoleis.....and hanging up on the council.

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Tashash wrote...

utaker1988 wrote...

Gears... ignore the Paragon Interrupt on Kolyat then you'll get two choices, disarm Kolyat or Shoot Hostage.

About Jacob's Dad, here is another instance where hormones take over my judgment. I always pick the "Leave him there option"...not kill him or turn him in. It has nothing to do with what I feel is right or wrong it has to do with one thing....when you decide to make him stay there, he'll whine, "do you know what they'll do to to me?" Then the camera shoots over to Thane who will say, "they'll kill you.....eventually". The way Thane delivers that line and the way he is standing = sexy assed drell. I drool everytime.

Speaking of sexy drell...I am now a little put off by BW (again). When they said that the game will make you cry and there will be plenty of sad moments. I was under the impression that when they said, "SAD", I thought it meant I'd get Sexy Assed Drell.


........I've never done that before, and now I feel I must - just to hear Thane say that. Plus it's still a kind of poetic justice, letting the Hunters tear him apart.

I've been playing through ME1 and actually using my anger. Before now I've always been full Paragon....It's satisfying Posted Image - especially ****ing out Administrator Anoleis.....and hanging up on the council



For old times sake?

#5853
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LOL!

Would you believe I had NEVER done that before?

It's kinda like hanging up on telemarketers......

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Oh how I have missed this thread!

Poor Kolyat - love the "last RITES" utaker - witty as ever :)
They really missed a great opportunity with Kolyat. So many options for him in ME3, but instead, they mangled him, just like his dad. :( Both of them must have been clones.

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Cosmochyck wrote...

Oh how I have missed this thread!

Poor Kolyat - love the "last RITES" utaker - witty as ever :)
They really missed a great opportunity with Kolyat. So many options for him in ME3, but instead, they mangled him, just like his dad. :( Both of them must have been clones.


IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELLS YA!!!!!!

And I really do love Kolyat - My Shep's belong to Thane but if I personally got sucked into ME (Shhhhh, don't ruin my dreams!) I would be after Baby Blue like a shot.

And we miss you too Cosmo! Posted Image

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When Joker referenced calling the council and hanging up on them for old times sake, it truly was a golden moment for me. I laughed out loud and had one of those feelings you get when you reminisce with an old friend. Joker could be such a tool sometimes but I realized that my Shep's loved him like a little brother. The kind you want to smack all the time.

True story, my first playthrough of ME3, it hurt to lose Thane. It hurt on a level only those here can imagine. While I jest at my bad EMS and vaporizing Earth, I cried. Not because I finally stripped Liara of her plot armor...I was pleased with myself. I was still in tears from reuniting my Shep with Thane but big sobs came back when I saw Joker scrambling with those controls in the Normandy. What did I just do? (Then I realized he scrambles like that no matter what). But it hit home when the Normandy crash landed on..wherever it is...and nobody came out. I was a bit pleased with myself on that too but something else hit me...I killed Joker. Out of all the d-bag things Cameron has done, this one thing echoed as her worst. It hurt. For some reason, killing Jeff hurt. Not like when Thane died but this was almost up there. So, I played it a second time, so I could fix that.

There is no way, Cameron is going to kill her brother again. Even made up for it by choosing synthesis so that Joker could be with EDI. Thoughts of what I really thought of that choice aside, it was done for one unselfish reason...to make her little bro happy, to allow him to be with EDI. And she still got to go across the sea and straight into the arms of the man she could not do without.

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Oh Lord! I have to leave this here for you guys.
NSFW just a warning

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PorcelynDoll wrote...

Oh Lord! I have to leave this here for you guys.
NSFW just a warning


Oh gods, oh gods, oh gods, oh gods..........
"There must be a way in. There's not a lot of space in here."   Posted ImagePosted Image

It's ONE AM here - I can't laugh, oh gods I'm dying!

We have corrupted another one!!!!

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Cosmochyck

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@Tash - thanks!  RL was keeping me busy so I missed quite a bit on here.  I miss all the great thoughts and likeminded Thane-aholics! 
@Porcelyn - oh my!  I choked on my coffee at one point...Thane's voice IS sex...GAWD.  Posted Image
 And then I think about ME3 and get angry all over again...Posted Image

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PorcelynDoll wrote...

Oh Lord! I have to leave this here for you guys.
NSFW just a warning


Good someone finished what I started myself over a month ago.  That person was right, it does take a lot longer than it should.  Thanks for posting that, it made me laugh and almost wet myself.  There is other Shep dialogue that can go in there...I was going for all out lulz though.  

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PorcelynDoll wrote...

Oh Lord! I have to leave this here for you guys.
NSFW just a warning


......

...........:o Dat voice.

Seriously though, that was one of the funniest things I've heard in awhile and I definitely needed the laugh. Thank you for posting it here!

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Thane's been updating on his visit to Wales on Twitter :D

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@wildannie - Woohoo! looking forward to pics. :)

@Porcelyn - *belly laugh!* :D

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thanks guys for the Thane voice file... I was listrning it and my husband just watched me weird . I saw he was   wanting to ask me something but he   have thought better ^^

Modifié par Saodade, 23 mai 2012 - 06:57 .


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Dat voice file unf...I think I've heard like three of these "dirty sound-files" and damn they are all hilarious Posted Image

#5866
Julia_xo

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@Annie Love the new pictures of Thane's adventures around the globe. I posted one of the pics on the other thread. So cute.

Still laughing over that 4 and 1/2 minutes of auditory bliss and hilarity.
"what... why are these here?" - I died

Modifié par Julia_xo, 23 mai 2012 - 08:51 .


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Ah... does anyone know the names of the people that wrote Thane in ME3? I am trying to search for those jerks *coughs* I mean jackwagons *gags* I mean those people who were so delightful to bring us back Thane in ME3 *mumbles* on Twitter.

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Squeegee83 wrote...

Ah... does anyone know the names of the people that wrote Thane in ME3? I am trying to search for those jerks *coughs* I mean jackwagons *gags* I mean those people who were so delightful to bring us back Thane in ME3 *mumbles* on Twitter.


i've been searching for this for a while now and haven't found anything about who wrote for him..I don't think they want anyone to know... 

#5869
Julia_xo

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I don't believe they've ever mentioned who Thane's ME3 writer is....

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I don't think anyone actually wrote him in ME3. He was an afterthought, so they just shoved something in there. Having an actual writer implies that he had actually story time...

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I think more than one writer could be responsible for Thane in ME3.
I can't believe we still don't know. I guess they want to avoid us.

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And you see why I constantly imagine Thane as a dirty perv...it's not all me. It's those sound files, good gawd, I was lost for hours just listening to them and putting them in an order that satisfied my own sick mind. You cannot tell me that I am the only one who snickered and immediately mind shifted to Thane's pants when he said such things as:

My training was very thorough
I do have some experience with infiltration.
Her body trembles.
Certainly, we haven't had a chance since I joined.
It's difficult to control at times.
Ease up, he's no use to us dead. (Well, that's an understatement)
It's going to explode.
~~There are many more but you get why my Thane's are always oversexed pervs~~
And this one right here...I don't care who you are but if your mind stayed pure for this one then I must be so far beyond repair...sometimes when you want him in a certain spot and you direct him there, Thane will say, "Coming."

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utaker1988 wrote...

And you see why I constantly imagine Thane as a dirty perv...it's not all me. It's those sound files, good gawd, I was lost for hours just listening to them and putting them in an order that satisfied my own sick mind. You cannot tell me that I am the only one who snickered and immediately mind shifted to Thane's pants when he said such things as:

My training was very thorough
I do have some experience with infiltration.
Her body trembles.
Certainly, we haven't had a chance since I joined.
It's difficult to control at times.
Ease up, he's no use to us dead. (Well, that's an understatement)
It's going to explode.
~~There are many more but you get why my Thane's are always oversexed pervs~~
And this one right here...I don't care who you are but if your mind stayed pure for this one then I must be so far beyond repair...sometimes when you want him in a certain spot and you direct him there, Thane will say, "Coming."


I love your shep and Thane. They have a real kinky side.Posted Image

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We could try asking who wrote him on twitter, perhaps? But I doubt we'd get a response....

@Utaker I've always thought of Thane as a character with a sensual side. His line about "the taste of another's tongue in your mouth" and the way he describes pursuing Irikiah "I fell on my knees before her"

I think he's got a lot of passion beaneath that controlled exterior and that's attractive. Totally. Especially with that glorious voice to back up his words.

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@undertaker

These lines are also a goldmine for pervy Thane material:

"Moving my body in position" (I don't remember this one 100% so I may have gotten this one wrong)

"Moving"

"Placing my body in cover"

"It's back up"

Oh dear...my mind went to places....again....XD