For the record, I actually found EDI hilarious in ME3. Deadpan humor amuses me. Though, I suppose my laughter might have been to cover my sobbing...
Anyways, In my fic, Mass Effect: Aftermath, I want to retcon Thane's death to something that is much more befitting the character. And I'd like my fellow drell-lickers to help me do that. Your approval is what I'm looking for.
So, When Shepard meets Thane on the Citadel, Thane is recovering from a lung transplant and states he'll be ready to join Shepard and his crew soon. Shepard, considering Thane one of the best friends, is happy and in a great mood to have him back.
Come the Citadel Coup, which Shepard was going to both pick up Thane and speak with the Salarien Counciler, Everything happens normal till Leng shows up. He shows up, Threatens the Counciler. Then, Thane bursts Leng's sheilds from a room above. Leng, knowing he can't win, tosses a Smoke Pellet and runs.
Shepard orders Garrus to get the Salarien Counciler to safety while Thane, James, and Shepard go after Leng, as per usual. They catch up to Leng's car and Thane shoots out the engine, causing it to crash into one of the buildings that cross the Presedium. They land to finish off Kai Leng.
During the fight, Leng throws a grenade (I debate weather this is in character for Leng or not but his character is so screwed in ME3, I don't think it matters). Shepard pushs James out of the way of the greneade but he ends up hanging from the ledge of the building. Shepard jumps to save Vega and ends up having to slide off the edge and catch James while holding on with the other hand.
As Thane continues fighting Kai Leng, Shepard continues to slip (resulting in Vega now holding onto Shepard's leg rather than hand) and Thane has to either keep fighting Leng or save Shepard and Vega. Thane throws Leng across the room and runs to their aid. As Thane is trying to pull them to safety, Leng stabs Thane, but not before Shepard manages to get a pistol shot off on his shoulder. Leng leaves in a Cerberus controlled car thinking Shepard is doomed.
Thane is barely able to pull Shepard to safety. Shepard, his usually rough exterior, is broken. He orders James to take Thane to a hospital imideatly and Shepard pursues Leng and the Council on his own.
After everything else, Shepard imideatly rushes to Huerta Memorial. Vega is there and he can't even get himself to tell him the bad news. So, talking with the Doctor, Huerta's medical supplies were destroyed by Cerberus during the coup. Going into the hospital room, Shepard finds Thane barely alive and Kolyat with him. Cue normal Prayer scene. Thane dies. Shepard is devestated. He gives Kolyat a credit chit with a lot of credits on it. He wants Kolyat to have it for him to use to protect himself.
After that, Shepard buys himself a Greybox and leaves a message for his friends and crew should he die, insipred by Thane's death.
It fixes quite a few of the issues with Thane's current death such as...
Cutscene Incompetence. (Thane has to choose between fighting Leng or saving Shepard, not running at a melee opponent.)
Shepard and his crew not helping Thane. (They're unable to do so)
Fixes the inconcistencey of there not being enough Drell Blood on the Citadel. (Cerberus destroyed the supplies)
Gives Thane's death impact. (It devestates Shepard a bit and basically catalyses Aftermath)
But, You guys are who I'm aiming to please here, so I'd like your concrit on this.