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Billabong2011

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"You can't help me."
BULL**** YOU LITTLE ****. I AM COMMANDER SHEPARD.
Bioware, I see right through your attempts at being profound. Quit while you're ahead. Dammit.

Modifié par Billabong2011, 11 mars 2012 - 06:37 .


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Oh this is easy..one so far that has bothered me are the convos with Kaidan. As someone who has select Shepards romance him and save themselves for HIM- you see him in the hospital and he asks the equivalent of "are we cool bro kthx" and he's supposed to be your romance? Romance? He gets more romantic later but hmm yeah where's the actual romance. If you "talk" to him on ship he responds "good to see you" like you're his neighbor. At least Alistair kisses you FFS. It just isn't that hard. All of the convos with Kaiden I wanted to pull my hair out- almost everything he says is "omg you're a Cerberus lapdog I don't trust you but I do but I don't are people really EVUL?". I hated it.

Modifié par mrs_anomaly, 11 mars 2012 - 06:38 .


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Liara's dialogue for romance was actually pretty good, if not for the fact that she forgot her and shep got back together already

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Pretty much every single thing Shala'Raan, Han'Gerrel and Daro'Xen say. I swear, if I'd had the choice, I would have shot all three of them after the Geth Dreadnaught, had Tali and Zaal'Koris declare marshal law, and gone on from there

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Other than that, honestly I thought that the Dalatrass came across as a complete boob who shouldn't be running their race.

I agree. When Wrex requested that his people not go extinct in exchange for saving other species from annihilation and so Wrex,the Primarch, and I walked out and she called after us something about no one liking a bully. Not only is it completely juvenile but it's not even called for.

And then when the salarian ambassador called me to come talk about Udina, he made a thinly-veiled threat about what would have happened if I hadn't saved his life...because I saved a species from going extinct.

And then there's the Illusive Man. I really liked him in ME2 so hearing him reduced to "You don't know me, Shepard!" was painful.

And that one batarian terrorist who accused me of using the ongoing Reaper invasion as an excuse for why I blew up that solar system when everyone else had accused me of using the nonexistant Reaper invasion as an excuse for doing that.

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RxP4IN wrote...

Honestly, I kind of wanted to slap Shepard for speaking so much without my permission.

THIS.
So many times, I'd be like "*Gasp*! You'd never say that, Shep! WHO ARE YOU??!"

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Every sentence out of EDI' s mouth.

Wrex for most of the Sur'Kesh and Tuchanka missions.

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majormajormmajor wrote...

Wrex for most of the Sur'Kesh and Tuchanka missions.

Not gonna lie, I almost cried when he called my Shepard his sister. :wub:
LOVE YOU WREX!!

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Sarah1281 wrote...

Other than that, honestly I thought that the Dalatrass came across as a complete boob who shouldn't be running their race.

I agree. When Wrex requested that his people not go extinct in exchange for saving other species from annihilation and so Wrex,the Primarch, and I walked out and she called after us something about no one liking a bully. Not only is it completely juvenile but it's not even called for.

And then when the salarian ambassador called me to come talk about Udina, he made a thinly-veiled threat about what would have happened if I hadn't saved his life...because I saved a species from going extinct.

And then there's the Illusive Man. I really liked him in ME2 so hearing him reduced to "You don't know me, Shepard!" was painful.

And that one batarian terrorist who accused me of using the ongoing Reaper invasion as an excuse for why I blew up that solar system when everyone else had accused me of using the nonexistant Reaper invasion as an excuse for doing that.


The Dalatross was kind of an idiot- which one is more important? Your fear of reprisal from a species you wronged that might happen in the future or the very real and present threat of the Reapers that can wipe out your entire species, history, physical presence in the universe right now? Which one is the one that is important- seems pretty easy to me. 

The Batarian that wants to kill all humans for revenge- it is understandable to a degree considering their home system was wiped out but kind of hypocritical considering the history of terrorism on their parts as well as very blatant preying upon human colonies to mine for slaves. Yeah FU Batarians- but I still managed to get his help :whistle:

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The Quarian admiratly board.. The Reapers are here! ATTACK!

NO BUDDY. NO NO NO.

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Sarah1281 wrote...

2) Dr. Chakwas - Dr. Chakwas! was having one of those passionate arguments that seem to be popping up every time you turn around and that needs two sentences from you to settle conclusively with Engineer Adams. He said that Reapers and other AI were alive and she wasn't having it. When I sided with him she said "Of course you'd say that. You two are practically machines yourselves." Since Adams is an engineer, that reference makes sense and I can see him not caring. Since Shepard is "half machine" because she was brought back from the dead and there might still be complications from that...what the hell? 


Just heard this convo literally about two minutes ago. While I agree it was a bit insensitive on Chakwas' part, I don't think she meant it in that way. I got the impression that she was more referring to Shepard's constant ability to get the job done and keep going no matter the odds. It's still a bit thoughtless, but Chakwas wouldn't be a huge **** about Shep's implants.

Other than that, I agree that Diana Allers was TERRIBLE. I skipped through every line of her dialogue as soon as I was finished reading the subtitles. Sometimes sooner. I also hated it every time Admiral Xen opened her stupid mouth.

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When Kaidan said he understood why I cheated on him. I lost it. "Cheated on you?? Are you serious?? You called me a traitor, refused to come with me or even really talk to me, then send me a note that I could only interpret as us no longer being together. Where do you get off accusing me of cheating? We totally weren't together anymore!"

I pretty much yelled this at the tv. Any chance of redemption he had with me was done after that.

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During those missions with Aria to get the gang support and those gang leaders were acting like they were so superior and I was Aria's lapdog.

Whatever Gavin Archer said. Not really what he said but just the fact he was there and I had to save him.

And then there's a romanced Jacob and his pregnant girlfriend who fights dirty even though you're the wronged party.

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Billabong2011 wrote...

RxP4IN wrote...

Honestly, I kind of wanted to slap Shepard for speaking so much without my permission.

THIS.
So many times, I'd be like "*Gasp*! You'd never say that, Shep! WHO ARE YOU??!"


This is true. That line at the beginning where my Shep is all "come out it's okay!" to the boy.
Yeah right. I'm Miss Renegade Shepard here. I'd be like "Kid, come out of the damn vent or I'll riddle you with so many bullets your parents will think I returned their lost cheese grater!"

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While I agree it was a bit insensitive on Chakwas' part, I don't think she meant it in that way. I got the impression that she was more referring to Shepard's constant ability to get the job done and keep going no matter the odds.

I know she didn't mean it that way but it's like open mouth, insert foot.

When Kaidan said he understood why I cheated on him.

I guess it's better than "I don't know why you cheated on me."

And Liara. She has got to stop bursting into my room in the middle of the night wanting to talk.

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Hearing that marine in the docking bay with the same 5 lines through the entire game was beyond annoying. When you get to the asari homeworld Liara starts to give tali a run for her money complaining about "my people".

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The Angry One wrote...

Yeah right. I'm Miss Renegade Shepard here. I'd be like "Kid, come out of the damn vent or I'll riddle you with so many bullets your parents will think I returned their lost cheese grater!"


God that cracked me up, thanks for that Posted Image

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Every single thing that appeared in the video logs in the Cerberus HQ. I rolled my eyes so much they looked like slot machines.

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Shadow-Novus wrote...

All of Diana Allers' lines.

Jessica Chobot, nothing personal, but you SUCK as a voice actress.

Being fair, I imagine she hasn't really done much VA before. Compared to everyone else who put on superb performances and make the characters feel believeable, she sticks out like a sore thumb.


Yup.  I don't want to make it personal, but her dialogue is BAD. 

Plus, I can't help but think how...*lutty her in-game model looks.  Sorry, but that's what I think! 

Modifié par Balmung31, 11 mars 2012 - 08:31 .


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Shadow-Novus wrote...
Jessica Chobot, nothing personal, but you SUCK as a voice actress.


Lol, this. It really seemed like the actress wasn't taking it seriously and seriously just couldn't give a crap what her lines sounded like. Luckily she didn't have any emotional scenes.

Modifié par Fidget6, 11 mars 2012 - 08:34 .


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The Kaiden coming out thing......most awkward and forced bull**** I've ever experienced

"Hey Shep, I know we've been god pals fighting together and I got alittle ****y and whiny about the whole Cerberus thing, but ummm may I suck your dick?"

gee I really wish I left you on Virmire with Ash.

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BringBackNihlus wrote...

Considering my fondness for Liara, I wanted to smack Joker for his jokes about Thessia's downfall.


They had it coming anyway they shouldn't have gotten lazy and complacent.

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Liara's line after Ashley got her head smashed into a wall by Dr. Eva, when she just yells, "she needs urgent medical attention!"

...well, thanks, like I didn't know that. /facepalm

Modifié par Aspex, 11 mars 2012 - 08:46 .


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BringBackNihlus wrote...

Considering my fondness for Liara, I wanted to smack Joker for his jokes about Thessia's downfall.


The argument that followed was actually one of my favorite parts of the game. It really showed how much of a toll everything had taken on Shepard when she went off on Joker, one of her closest friends who has been there with her since the beginning. I don't know what the paragon dialogue is like, but I'm talking about telling him he's out of line and the renegade dialogue that follows. I also loved the apology conversation afterwards.

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Aspex wrote...

Liara's line after Ashley got her head smashed into a wall by Dr. Eva on the Normandy, when she just yells, "she needs urgent medical attention!"

...well, thanks, like I didn't know that. /face palm


I think the point of that was Shepard was in shock, so Liara was getting in his/her face to try to snap him/her out of it.