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Post ME3: Lets plan Liara's mating schedule
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#27
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 07:02
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I don't know... even if Shepard is dead, that hasn't really stopped him before. I would never **** Shepards girl.
And if I surived the Destroy Ending... I msot certainly wouldn't try to touch Liara.
And if I surived the Destroy Ending... I msot certainly wouldn't try to touch Liara.
#28
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 07:10
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Is anyone else a little confused as to how all of the ground combat troops from your team ended up on the Normandy when they were in a massive battle on the ground 10 minutes earlier? And why was the Normandy even in FTL transit, wasn't it fighting a stonking big reaper armada while said ground team was shooting at the stonking big armadas troops?
#29
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 07:13
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Jarys wrote...
Is anyone else a little confused as to how all of the ground combat troops from your team ended up on the Normandy when they were in a massive battle on the ground 10 minutes earlier? And why was the Normandy even in FTL transit, wasn't it fighting a stonking big reaper armada while said ground team was shooting at the stonking big armadas troops?
I guess the implication is that Shep was unconscious for however long you think it would take for said actions to take place.
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#30
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 07:14
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I received the Joker/Liara ending as well, and could only RAGE.
Javik was the third one out of the ship, which just makes for a weird existence.
Javik was the third one out of the ship, which just makes for a weird existence.
#31
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 07:17
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Come on guys I need a list. I know a couple of hentai/smut artists (talented ones) who might just be motivated enough to do translate this into visual medium.
May as well crap on the franchise further.
May as well crap on the franchise further.
#32
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 07:22
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Garrus and Tali + Liara enough times to create one viable mate for the ENTIRE CREW.
We'll have to shuffle everyone around.
Lets hope Asari breeding processes apply to wildlife, because if not, genetic diversity is shot to hell after several generations.
We'll have to shuffle everyone around.
Lets hope Asari breeding processes apply to wildlife, because if not, genetic diversity is shot to hell after several generations.
#33
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 07:25
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Harbinger of Fun wrote...
Jarys wrote...
Is anyone else a little confused as to how all of the ground combat troops from your team ended up on the Normandy when they were in a massive battle on the ground 10 minutes earlier? And why was the Normandy even in FTL transit, wasn't it fighting a stonking big reaper armada while said ground team was shooting at the stonking big armadas troops?
I guess the implication is that Shep was unconscious for however long you think it would take for said actions to take place.
Shep was not unconscious for more than a few minutes, you can hear the radio chatter in the background about the attack, which tells you the timetable. Also Anderson following her in. Regardless even if both of those didn't happen, why would the ground combat troops load into a ship? The only possible reasoning is if everyone had said 'we're all doomed, load up everyone you can and scatter to the far reaches.'
Personally I hate the endings in pretty much all their forms. Have them crash on earch, as is realistic, instead of having them be in FTL when they should be fighting reapers...
#34
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 07:25
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Why does everyone assume that Garrus will starve? Based on what we know about chirality it's even odds for Garrus & Tali starving, and everybody but Garrus & Tali starving
#35
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 07:45
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Vega, Engineer Adams, Kenneth Donnelly, random obese male crewmember and annoying war room scanner lady.
All having turns at Liara.
Oh my
All having turns at Liara.
Oh my
#36
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 07:46
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Sometimes, you've just got to cut your losses. x.x
#37
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 07:47
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QuarianHIV wrote...
Asiant wrote...
so would Incest be innevitable in the end?
Not only that, I think 'cannibalism' will be the norm too. Garrus has to eat.
Gives a whole new slant to the Stargazer calling the child "my sweet".
#38
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 07:48
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lol Tali is in love with Garrus. Since my LI was Liara, I caught them in the gun compartment. Was epic moment.
My LI was Liara and I see her smiling at Joker. YOU BASTARD! Not only did they bail on me, he takes my LI?!?! Galaxy is ****ed, Shep gets betrayed and LI stolen. What kind of sick bastard thought of this story!?!?!
My LI was Liara and I see her smiling at Joker. YOU BASTARD! Not only did they bail on me, he takes my LI?!?! Galaxy is ****ed, Shep gets betrayed and LI stolen. What kind of sick bastard thought of this story!?!?!
#39
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 07:57
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Because Stargazer is human.AlexMBrennan wrote...
Why does everyone assume that Garrus will starve? Based on what we know about chirality it's even odds for Garrus & Tali starving, and everybody but Garrus & Tali starving
#41
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 08:03
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Liara impregnates herself at the end of ME3,if you let her share her memories with you...
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#42
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 08:04
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Rip504 wrote...
Liara impregnates herself at the end of ME3,if you let her share her memories with you...
And once she pops that out, her canal will be filled almost immediately by the first crewmembers on the factory list.
Shepard died so they could have a future like this. LOL.
#44
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 08:09
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Phydeaux314 wrote...
This thread disturbs me greatly.
How does it compare to experiencing the ME3 endings for the first time?
This thread is an expression of my ego defense mechanism.
I have been raped. And I cope with the trauma by selling my body.
#45
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 08:12
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Harbinger of Fun wrote...
In the best of circumstances, EDI would have databases of DNA for multiple species on file, and could synthesize semen (or its alien counterpart) for any child-capable females on the ship.
...right? *imagines EDI in the lab making a jar of Quarian splooge*
Oh dear god I just about killed about myself laughing.
That sentence.
Thank you for making this a little more bearable.
#46
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 08:12
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Liara wouldn't do that! SHE SAID SHE LOVED ME 
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#47
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 08:16
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AlexMBrennan wrote...
Why does everyone assume that Garrus will starve? Based on what we know about chirality it's even odds for Garrus & Tali starving, and everybody but Garrus & Tali starving
Worlds that support dextro amino acid based life are apparently significantly more rare than worlds that support levo amino acid based life. In the ME universe, anyway.
#48
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 08:26
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Hokochu wrote...
Liara wouldn't do that! SHE SAID SHE LOVED ME
She said that to all the male crewmembers she banged consecutively last night. She said it allll niiiight looong.
I'm gonna destroy any seriousness left in this franchise. YEE HAW!
#49
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 08:29
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Jarys wrote...
Harbinger of Fun wrote...
Jarys wrote...
Is anyone else a little confused as to how all of the ground combat troops from your team ended up on the Normandy when they were in a massive battle on the ground 10 minutes earlier? And why was the Normandy even in FTL transit, wasn't it fighting a stonking big reaper armada while said ground team was shooting at the stonking big armadas troops?
I guess the implication is that Shep was unconscious for however long you think it would take for said actions to take place.
Shep was not unconscious for more than a few minutes, you can hear the radio chatter in the background about the attack, which tells you the timetable. Also Anderson following her in. Regardless even if both of those didn't happen, why would the ground combat troops load into a ship? The only possible reasoning is if everyone had said 'we're all doomed, load up everyone you can and scatter to the far reaches.'
Personally I hate the endings in pretty much all their forms. Have them crash on earch, as is realistic, instead of having them be in FTL when they should be fighting reapers...
heres my though why would my crew leave to get back on the normandy even fi they think im dead they would of continued the push to the beam of light i mean beign shep i would assume and hope my crew would be brave enough to keep pushing without me
#50
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 08:44
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a plot holed trip
That started from Citadel-
or was it Earth instead.
The mate was a synthetic lass,
The skipper a gimp for sure.
16 passengers vanished that day
For reasons unsure, reasons unsure.
FTL had started getting rough,
The alliance ship was tossed,
If not for the space magic of differing hue
The Normandy wouldn't be lost, the Normandy wouldn't be lost.
The ship set ground in the heart
of this uncharted jungle world
With Valkarian
And Joker too,
The shadow broker ( who was to be my wife *stern face* ) ,
The extranet star
The drunk doctor and a Prothean,
Here on Shepard's Isle.
So there is no tale of the castways,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.
The first mate and the Skipper too,
Will do their very best,
attempting human/cyber love,
to hell with the rest.
No comms, no mako no hammer heads,
Not a single luxury,
unlike the rest of the series,
As vague as can be.
So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
recovering in steps of 12
Here on "shepard's Isle."
A tale of a plot holed trip
That started from Citadel-
or was it Earth instead.
The mate was a synthetic lass,
The skipper a gimp for sure.
16 passengers vanished that day
For reasons unsure, reasons unsure.
FTL had started getting rough,
The alliance ship was tossed,
If not for the space magic of differing hue
The Normandy wouldn't be lost, the Normandy wouldn't be lost.
The ship set ground in the heart
of this uncharted jungle world
With Valkarian
And Joker too,
The shadow broker ( who was to be my wife *stern face* ) ,
The extranet star
The drunk doctor and a Prothean,
Here on Shepard's Isle.
So there is no tale of the castways,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.
The first mate and the Skipper too,
Will do their very best,
attempting human/cyber love,
to hell with the rest.
No comms, no mako no hammer heads,
Not a single luxury,
unlike the rest of the series,
As vague as can be.
So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
recovering in steps of 12
Here on "shepard's Isle."
