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[QuarianHIV]

Its like Rhett telling Scarlett "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn" and then comes back 5 minutes later.

[Balmung31]

Citizen Q wrote...

Fidget6 wrote...

Not quite. It's more like having the most amazing sex you've ever had and then your partner accidentally vomits on your favorite shirt at the end. Yeah, it wasn't so pleasant at the end, and it sucks your shirt's ruined, but hey you'll still look back on that night with more fondness than regret, and if given the oppurtunity, you'd bang him/her again in a heartbeat.

But I wouldn't.

I still can't even bring myself to play multiplayer, let alone start a newgame+

Yeah, I tried MP after beating the game.  Played ONE round.  Felt sick to my stomach the whole time.  Then I shut it off. 

[Morrden]

Fidget6 wrote...

Not quite. It's more like having the most amazing sex you've ever had and then your partner accidentally vomits on your favorite shirt at the end. Yeah, it wasn't so pleasant at the end, and it sucks your shirt's ruined, but hey you'll still look back on that night with more fondness than regret, and if given the oppurtunity, you'd bang him/her again in a heartbeat.

When you have to argue the semantics of whether the ending was akin to being vomited on or being punched in the balls, it's a pretty terrible ending.

Modifié par Morrden, 11 mars 2012 - 09:44 .

[ChaosMarky]

QuarianHIV wrote...

Its like Rhett telling Scarlett "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn" and then comes back 5 minutes later.

HAHAHAHA! This got me hard! XD

[cure1ightwounds]

Balmung31 wrote...

Citizen Q wrote...

But I wouldn't.

I still can't even bring myself to play multiplayer, let alone start a newgame+

Yeah, I tried MP after beating the game.  Played ONE round.  Felt sick to my stomach the whole time.  Then I shut it off. 

I've been having trouble getting into the single player knowing what I'm heading towards. I've got some important stuff stuff to take care of in the next few days and I really don't need a downer just before I get to it. Fortunately I played the Multiplay before I got too into the story and that probably saved it for me.

Though in the grand scope I don't even know why your team would bother trying to stabilize the galaxy if everything's just going to be ruined anyway...

Also -- it's like Aladin except he stays poor, the genie stays trapped, and Jasmine marries someone she hates. Also, the monkey dies.

[Dreogan]

cure1ightwounds wrote...

Balmung31 wrote...

Citizen Q wrote...

But I wouldn't.

I still can't even bring myself to play multiplayer, let alone start a newgame+

Yeah, I tried MP after beating the game.  Played ONE round.  Felt sick to my stomach the whole time.  Then I shut it off. 

I've been having trouble getting into the single player knowing what I'm heading towards. I've got some important stuff stuff to take care of in the next few days and I really don't need a downer just before I get to it. Fortunately I played the Multiplay before I got too into the story and that probably saved it for me.

Though in the grand scope I don't even know why your team would bother trying to stabilize the galaxy if everything's just going to be ruined anyway...

Also -- it's like Aladin except he stays poor, the genie stays trapped, and Jasmine marries someone she hates. Also, the monkey dies.

Feel free to actually play through the game, just turn off the game once you reach London and talk to your squad the final time.  So you don't bite into the poo sandwich. Or get your junk punched 55 minutes into sexytimes.

Modifié par Dreogan, 11 mars 2012 - 09:51 .

[cure1ightwounds]

It's like finding your in-laws are staying with you for your honeymoon.

[Adsinjapan]

ChaosMarky wrote...

And for the record, I'm all for a mature/sad/depressing end to a series! The problem is when all 3 endings are the same with the exception of the "space light" color in the end...? WTH??

they might as well say "Pick a color" rather than "Make your "difficult" decision" in the end.

I just had a great idea!
Instead of the Child giving him three choices, he should have had one of those little paper puzzle games in his hand, y'know the one with those little flaps you open to reveal your fortune?

Child: Pick a number between 1 and 10.

Shepherd: Um...okay..5!

Child: One, Two, Three, Four, Five. Okay! Now pick a colour. Red, Green, or Blue?

Shepherd: ...uh....hmm...okay! Red!

Child: R,E,D......*opens the flap*

Shepherd:... .... ....

Child: Ha! You just killed the Reapers, all cheerful, sentinent Geth and Jokers girlfriend EDI. LOLS!

Shepherd: *pulls out his gun and tops himself*