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[HKR148]

A sudden, uncalled appearance of Buzz Aldrin and some random kid making extremely vague summary of how you've just been trolled by Bioware.

[Reign Tsumiraki]

Yeah.... The whole "It was all a story" angle pissed me off.

[Karrie788]

"Can you tell me another story about the Shepard?"

The Shepard.

... the Shepard.

....... ARE YOU SERIOUS.

[Steptroll]

Inb4 it really was all a story and everything you just did in all three games only happened in the old man's mind.

Gramps just told a story with sex scenes, gratuitous violence and irresponsible, occasionally immoral misconduct all involving the 'protaganist'.

Great job gramps.

[RaidersFan223]

Honestly... I guess I could be okay with Shepard sacrificing himself. But only if there is a video after the cutscene showing how the galaxy is recovering

[HKR148]

We really need to demand on option to just turn this particular ending off, perhaps that I can pretend that both of them never existed even in future or perhaps died painfully in fire.

[Superninfreak]

Curious, what happened when you got to the sex scenes?

Did the old man actually describe that to the kid?

[Hyperz]

Superninfreak wrote...

Curious, what happened when you got to the sex scenes?

Did the old man actually describe that to the kid?

Considering the sex scenes are about as exlicit as a Disney movie.. why not? 

[Nu-Nu]

It annoyed me that it was that peaceful scene for all endings.

Ending 1 - Reapers are under control but synthetics will rise up again and destroy organics, peace won't last. But human man and boy are standing there in a very peaceful place.
Ending 2 - Create a symbiosis between organic and machine, there will be peace - Same man and boy in peaceful setting there isn't different to 1st ending.
Ending 3 - Destroy all reapers and machines, but humans will make more machines and they will destroy everything. Still peaceful.

[kevchy]

"Then Shepard made love to the blue chick, and they were both floating from the mass effect fields.".

"Also, did I ever tell you that one time Shepard had a quickie with a psychotic lunatic down in the engineering deck?"

[Sledge454]

Reign Tsumiraki wrote...

Yeah.... The whole "It was all a story" angle pissed me off.

For those of us with a little gray hair, if that is true I really hope that wasn't taken from the finale of "Newhart".

http://en.wikipedia....Last_Newhart.22

[Eurhetemec]

Steptroll wrote...

Inb4 it really was all a story and everything you just did in all three games only happened in the old man's mind.

Gramps just told a story with sex scenes, gratuitous violence and irresponsible, occasionally immoral misconduct all involving the 'protaganist'.

Great job gramps.

Seriously. There must of been a lot of "Then the Shepard's heavy-caliber sniper-rifle splattered that guy's brains across the wall. Again." "Oh yes, how those Cerberus fellows burned when The James shot them with his incendiary ammo, you've never heard such screaming and oh the stench!" etc.

[didymos1120]

Superninfreak wrote...

Curious, what happened when you got to the sex scenes?

Did the old man actually describe that to the kid?

"Imagine it: a race of magical blue women who could @#$% anything with their minds, my sweet!"

"Grandpa...what's wrong with you?"

[Steptroll]

Eurhetemec wrote...

Steptroll wrote...

Inb4 it really was all a story and everything you just did in all three games only happened in the old man's mind.

Gramps just told a story with sex scenes, gratuitous violence and irresponsible, occasionally immoral misconduct all involving the 'protaganist'.

Great job gramps.

Seriously. There must of been a lot of "Then the Shepard's heavy-caliber sniper-rifle splattered that guy's brains across the wall. Again." "Oh yes, how those Cerberus fellows burned when The James shot them with his incendiary ammo, you've never heard such screaming and oh the stench!" etc.

Then the Shepard unbuckled his pants and looked deep into the Liara's eyes. Sidling up to a more comfortable position, he inhaled and prepared to embrace eternity.

Kid: Jesus Grandpa, what the **** is wrong with you?

[deathscythe517]

didymos1120 wrote...

Superninfreak wrote...

Curious, what happened when you got to the sex scenes?

Did the old man actually describe that to the kid?

"Imagine it: a race of magical blue women who could @#$% anything with their minds, my sweet!"

"Grandpa...what's wrong with you?"

Quarian women are better. :I Dem hips/rump.

[QuarianHIV]

Don't hate on Buzz. His impressive life story is the closest real life example we have to Shepard. But I doubt Mr Aldrin was banging blue aliens on the way to the moon.

[Quiron-br]

The endings were extremely disgusting but when my Shepard returned to Normandy after the prologue to "continue the adventure"... man... FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

[HKR148]

QuarianHIV wrote...

Don't hate on Buzz. His impressive life story is the closest real life example we have to Shepard. But I doubt Mr Aldrin was banging blue aliens on the way to the moon.

I have little reason to feel animosity for Buzz Aldrin. But the whole scene was absolutely uncalled for. So what?! We all knew that this was just a story, there was absolutely no reason to make us feel even more detached from the story we were so actively engaging to.

[Xellith]

I want to kill myself... but there is a long list of people I have to take out before I do myself. That is how I feel right now.

[GuiltySource]

That whole Stargazer thing was just... I don't even...

[kevchy]

"If I recall correctly, sex with a Turian in general is very painful."

[nitefyre410]

Just another example have completely poor those endings were like... wow.

[kevchy]

"Did I also forgot to mention that Krogans have quads?"

[Steptroll]

Here's the original wallpaper if anyone's interested.

This wallpaper is the best thing I got out of the ending. Seriously.

http://www.bluewallp...per-598957.jpeg

[Jadebaby]

Quiron-br wrote...

The endings were extremely disgusting but when my Shepard returned to Normandy after the prologue to "continue the adventure"... man... FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

huh?