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[MassEffect762]

I'll give it a crack.



Upon learning of Morrigans intent to have an old god as her child the maker sends his own through the heavens in a ball of fire. The child is picked up by a loving couple and raised as their own.



Both He(supes) and She(goddess) later cross paths in a most epic confrontation of both wit, will and might.



What became of the two I leave to your imagination.

[Herr Uhl]

MassEffect762 wrote...

I'll give it a crack.

Upon learning of Morrigans intent to have an old god as her child the maker sends his own through the heavens in a ball of fire. The child is picked up by a loving couple and raised as their own.

Both He(supes) and She(goddess) later cross paths in a most epic confrontation of both wit, will and might.

What became of the two I leave to your imagination.

Good times and 2,3 children?

[The Angry One]

MassEffect762 wrote...

What became of the two I leave to your imagination.

They had a great battle and fell to the earth where they lost their memories.
They lived as human mortals, and eventually joined up with a female holy warrior from Orlais and her annoying boy assistant.
This holy warrior eventually becomes the Overlord of all demons and goes on to annoy and fight a blue haired kid in shorts, a large red haired man with an oversized tie and a demented student of demonology who likes experiments.

Anyone who gets what the hell I'm talking about gets a cookie.

[Popemaster123]

You wake up one morning and realise it was all a dream.....i mean why would you need to lead an army to retake your own lands? and where did you come up with those "humans" uhh disgusting!

[phil eh steak]

Revan and Malak are the last two Old Gods.

[velmyn]

Deekin is the Maker.

[sagevallant]

Herr Uhl wrote...

sagevallant wrote...

You play as Sandal to conquer the Taint, and in the process find Morrigan and turn her bi, allowing you to have a happy trio relationship with her and Leliana. Sandal also resurrects Duncan to be his tutor, learning the legendary Beard Fu. In the final climactic battle, the Golden Archdemon removes his clown makeup to reveal that he is, in fact, Sandal's real father, Shoe, and he also knows Beard Fu. The raging battle between two Beard Fu masters cannot be ignored, and the Maker turns back to humanity. Thus, Sandal saves the entire universe.

He defeats his father but is usurped by Duncan.

Sorry, the Beard fu just gave me a jade empire vibe.

I had trouble deciding whether to go with Beard Fu or Beard Form.

[ponozsticka]

Sten will become a bannanas seller.

[Dodco]

Sandal is the surface dwarf that Lord Dace mentions and therefore a cousin of his wife.
Duncan is a son of one of the daughters of Flemeth.
Morrigan is a daughter of a daughter of Flemeth.
Therefore Morrigan and Duncan are siblings.

Flemeth is also a Grey Warden.

Lelianna is the sister of the wife of Maric (who was from Orlais) and therefore Alastair's and Cailin's aunt.

Baelin's consort is the sister of the dwarf commoner who also happens to have had a quick fling with the hero of the dwarf noble origin and is pregnant by the dwarf noble, not by Baelin. Yet neither the hero of the dwarf noble origin or the hero of the dwarf commoner origin have ever met each other and do not actually exist at the same time.

The grandfather of the innkeeper in Lothering who was a Grey Warden also happens to be the same individual who had a fling with Flemeth and therefore is the father of Duncan and Morrigan.

He also happens to be a relation to Levi's grandmother.

Incest galore!

Modifié par Dodco, 27 novembre 2009 - 05:43 .

[Herr Uhl]

^ Where is incest mentioned?

[ReubenLiew]

Actually you know Flemeth MIGHT be a Grey Warden, since Duncan mentions only a Grey Warden can remove the seal from the treaties.

That or dragons smash through everything.

[LaztRezort]

How about: "The eagles are coming"?



Or, we find out in the last scene that Ferelden and everything in it exists only in the imagination of Sandal.

(bonus points for anyone who gets the reference)

[Dodco]

Herr Uhl wrote...

^ Where is incest mentioned?

It wasn't directly but the general premise of my post is that everyone seems to be related to each other.

[Dodco]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Actually you know Flemeth MIGHT be a Grey Warden, since Duncan mentions only a Grey Warden can remove the seal from the treaties.
That or dragons smash through everything.

Yep, that was my thought too.  Although she said the seal's magic had died ages ago... but yes, Duncan said only a Grey Warden could unseal it... so maybe she is a Grey Warden.

Also, she can sense the Dark Spawn, it seems.

[Herr Uhl]

Dodco wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

Actually you know Flemeth MIGHT be a Grey Warden, since Duncan mentions only a Grey Warden can remove the seal from the treaties.
That or dragons smash through everything.

Yep, that was my thought too.  Although she said the seal's magic had died ages ago... but yes, Duncan said only a Grey Warden could unseal it... so maybe she is a Grey Warden.

Also, she can sense the Dark Spawn, it seems.

She could have enthralled a GW. And she seems to be able to sense almost anything.

[The Angry One]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Actually you know Flemeth MIGHT be a Grey Warden, since Duncan mentions only a Grey Warden can remove the seal from the treaties.
That or dragons smash through everything.

How does the seal know who's a Grey Warden? Their distinguishing feature, obviously.
What's their distinguishing feature? Archdemon blood in their veins.
Who else has Archdemon blood in their veins? Archdemons!
What is Flemeth likely to be, being a shapeshifting dragon? An Archdemon, or more accurately a cleansed Old God.
Hence she can open the box.

Not a stupid plot twist by the way, sounds fitting to me.

[Dodco]

The mad guy in Lothering outside the Chantry was tainted too as he sensed the darkspawn blood in you.



But I digress...



Yes, that does indeed seem feasible that she could be a shapeshifting dragon/archdemon. Does that therefore mean Morrigan can also sense the darkspawn?



As it happens, do all the PC's sense the Darkspawn? I've not got that far yet, mind you.

[ReubenLiew]

So every witch of the Wilds was an old God? But this can't be true of the previous Blight since there is evidence the Grey Warden died along with the Dragon, and so far the same has been true of the other old Gods.



What I think, maybe, is that Flemeth might be an Old God, but a betrayer. She betrayed her other siblings to the Maker, and was allowed to live as a mortal, unbound but limited by the lifespan of a mere human. But she discovers a way to keep herself alive, at least through her spirit, and continue to do so.



But she probably regrets having her siblings tormented by the darkspawn, and only but recently learned how to free her other still living siblings, and so sent Morrigan to help the Wardens in hope that she could save them from destruction!

[Herr Uhl]

Nobody gets their warden-sense tingling, like Alastair does.



But you sense them when you sleep though.

[The Angry One]

No since every witch of the wilds is Flemeth, so only one old god is needed. Possibly Dumat.

I say Dumat since it's the only old god who's name isn't long and forgettable.



Anyway, back to stupid plot twists.. uhm.. uh... Zevran is in fact a woman!

[Dodco]

Oh wait... I made a faux pas. There is no proof that Morrigan is blood-related to Flemeth... hmmm.

[ReubenLiew]

Morrigan is actually Flemeth! Flemeth thinks she's Flemeth because Morrigan hypnotized her into thinking so!

[Herr Uhl]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Morrigan is actually Flemeth! Flemeth thinks she's Flemeth because Morrigan hypnotized her into thinking so!

So, who is Morrigan if Morrigan is Flemeth, whilst being hypnotized by herself to think that she is Flemeth?

[Axterix]

Kitty (the demoness from where you get Shale) is back and stirring up trouble.

At the end, you've got several choices:
1.  Kill Kitty.
2.  Drive out the demon.  Then, if you have Leliana in the party, you can give Kitty to Sten as a pet, because he's such a softee.  Sten, being Sten, renames Kitty to Cat.
3.  Add Kitty to the party, causing Dog to leave in fit of whining and angry barking.

#2 will open up new conversations for Sten (related to Cat) and Dog.  See Dog chase Cat around the camp.  See Cat curled up sleeping next to Dog, much to his embarrassment.  Includes a side quest for Dog, where you learn when he was a puppy, he was routinely tormented by a cat.  Help him find closure on this issue (and land the girl dog).

For #3, Kitty will have great conversation options, like you can ask Kitty if she sees anything interesting (Kitty ignores you), who is a good kitty? (Kitty ignores you), feed Kitty (Kitty turns nose up at you, wants gourmet food), splash Kitty with water (Kitty vicously attacks you and you lose standing with Kitty).  Kitty, while being a full party member, cannot be told what to do.

Modifié par Axterix, 27 novembre 2009 - 06:22 .

[Dodco]

It turns out though, that Kitty is Morrigan shapeshifted into a cat and is just annoying dog for leaving food in her bag.