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MalevoIence

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If Snooki from Jersey Shore lossed all that weight, she would become Diana Allers, reporter of Mass Effect 3.  They say her actual character template is based to look like Jessica Chobot, and granted, Jessica doesn't look all that appealing, she didn't look as bad as Diana Allers did.  Comparing her to all previous Mass Effect heroines, even Ashley's meatbun hairdo in part one, everything about Diane Allers seemed wrong.

Her body looks like it's hanging as if she was sitting in a sona for two days and came out looking all sweaty and loose.  Her face looks like a beaten tomato.  Whether its her drooping boobs, drooping shoulders, or drooping face, I don't find her attractive at all.

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Modifié par MalevoIence, 12 mars 2012 - 08:40 .


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robmokron

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if she didnt look so greasy, she'd be alright

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VolusvsReaper

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You're just jealous you didn't smush smush

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Anyone actually understand her purpose at all in the game? Other than 5 points added to your War Assets?

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I have know idea who Snooki from Jersey Shore is, but the word is 'lost.'

While I'm at it, women are allowed to be unattractive. There's no law that says every female character must give male gamers a boner.

Bawseee wrote...

Anyone actually understand her purpose at all in the game? Other than 5 points added to your War Assets?

Narratively, she allows Shepard a chance to verbally reflect an ideological stance and shows that the galaxy considers Shepard to be a person of importance.

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Bawseee wrote...

Anyone actually understand her purpose at all in the game? Other than 5 points added to your War Assets?


just so we can bang the ign chick, she did have some neat info, nothing major to say the least

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She is just a useless addition to the game where resources could have been used for something different that mattered or was good.

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Maria Caliban wrote...

I have know idea who Snooki from Jersey Shore is, but the word is 'lost.'

While I'm at it, women are allowed to be unattractive. There's no law that says every female character must give male gamers a boner.



wait.... really?

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MalevoIence

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@Maria - whether you know who snooki is or not, is not my problem

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VolusvsReaper

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On my renegade Shepard I never let that skank on the Normandy she was like "C'mon me luv u long time baby" I was like "You saw what I did to the last reporter right?"

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:-O No wai! I'd slurp it, bite it and smash that cornish pasty

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I think it's hilarious Diana gets an original model and Tali is a poorly photoshoped stock image
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xrogaan

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Actually, she can broadast the point of view of shepard concerning certain plots/race of the game. Can make victory easier.
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it looks like someone smacked her around and thus her cheeks are all swollen

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Maria Caliban wrote...

I have know idea who Snooki from Jersey Shore is, but the word is 'lost.'

While I'm at it, women are allowed to be unattractive. There's no law that says every female character must give male gamers a boner. .


Isn't that Aller's only purpose though? They certainly didn't hire Chobot for her voice acting talent.

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Maria Caliban wrote...

 There's no law that says every female character must give male gamers a boner.
 

Noone wants to see ugly/fat girls IRL, much less in movies or video games.

Modifié par BuffPhantoms, 12 mars 2012 - 08:48 .


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OperativeX

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I would still enter the snake pit

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I was so sad she was ugly....

I wanted my my Shepard to nail a reporter....

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OperativeX wrote...

I would still enter the snake pit

I'd rather do Eve
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Maria Caliban wrote...

While I'm at it, women are allowed to be unattractive. There's no law that says every female character must give male gamers a boner.

This is Mass Effect, Maria. It's mandatory for female characters to have perfect asses and daddy issues.

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VolusvsReaper

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BuffPhantoms wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

 There's no law that says every female character must give male gamers a boner.
 

Noone wants to see ugly/fat girls IRL, much less in movies or video games.



Last fat woman I remember in a video game was probably a zombie...for obvious reasons.

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She looks like she has a mouthful of mashed potatoes.

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I don't care if she was ugly, I think Morgan Webb would've been a cooler choice.
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TwistedComplex wrote...

I think it's hilarious Diana gets an original model and Tali is a poorly photoshoped stock image

I notice the irony, but I don't find this really funny :-/
I would gladly trade all the Diana crap to get just a bit more of Tali. Wasting ressources on pleasing some IGN chick rather than put efforts in the ending or in making actually original art rather than basically pirating other's works (while forcing anti-piracy crap down our throat, thank for hypocrisy) is just sad.

And yes, Diana looks like a cow, but the worst is her voice acting. Man how bad it is...

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selphiegirl wrote...

I don't care if she was ugly, I think Morgan Webb would've been a cooler choice.

I'd rather they take someon with voice acting experience, an unknown.