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#76
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I actually wonder if they are going to make a patch just so they can fix the trainwreck that is her face. And get someone who doesn't smoke a pack a day to do her voice acting

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Her face looks like it took more punches than Jilani did

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MalevoIence wrote...

Her face looks like it took more punches than Jilani did


HAHAHAHAHAH

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The character and concept are tolerable enough, the in-game model on the hand should've just been replaced with a genric alliance soldier model. That would've made feel a little more legitimate as an embbed war correspondent in my opinion.

Modifié par Ronin09, 29 mai 2012 - 02:10 .


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She's the first character that I invited up to my cabin and heard myself saying "oh no...." I gave her her interview and the second she started elluding to something sexual I told her to "Get the Hell out of my room!"  I'd rather sleep with that fertile female krogan, she atleast had a sexy spank me voice and attitude to go with it, meow


Eve had a sexy spank me voice? I'll agree about the sexy voice but "spank me"? No, she doesn't have a spank me voice, I think you'll find that she'd be the one doing the spanking, not you.

You'd rather sleep with Eve over Allers? I'd rather sleep with her over all the canon female romances, I wish she'd been an option for FemShep

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First time I saw Diana Allers,
I legitly said
"Oh My God, What's Wrong With your Faaaaace?"
My Brother entered my room and said
"Who?"
I Pointed at Allers, His Response was,
"...It's like if Jessica Chobot was a Melted Wax Candle..."
He then Left the Room.
And Yelled
"WHYYYY!!?!?"

Modifié par TheClonesLegacy, 02 juin 2012 - 12:47 .


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TheClonesLegacy wrote...

First time I saw Diana Allers,
I legitly said
"Oh My God, What's Wrong With your Faaaaace?"
My Brother entered my room and said
"Who?"
I Pointed at Allers, His Response was,
"...It's like if Jessica Chobot was a Melted Wax Candle..."
He then Left the Room.
And Yelled
"WHYYYY!!?!?"


First time I heard that comparison, but yes, she looks like Jessica Chobot if she was melted, my description, if all her botox failed at one time, that would be the result of the character you see on Mass Effect 3.

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I would have preferred Emily Wong or even the Salarian reporter on the Citadel.

She's not the best character, but it's better then nothing. Trying hard to enjoy what I've got.

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Bawseee wrote...

Anyone actually understand her purpose at all in the game? Other than 5 points added to your War Assets?


I can think of 9.5 reason for Bioware to include her in the game.

Modifié par Gisle-Aune, 04 juin 2012 - 10:40 .


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Diana who?

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Gisle-Aune wrote...

Bawseee wrote...

Anyone actually understand her purpose at all in the game? Other than 5 points added to your War Assets?


I can think of 9.5 reason for Bioware to include her in the game.


Exactly..... many of their rating I don't agree with either, Resident Evil Operation Raccoon City deserved more than a 6.... and with all the bugs, Mass Effect 3 didn't deserve anywhere near a 9.5, it was an unpolished mess

It's like how the Doom movie shoehorned 
Carmack's name (creator of Doom game) into their crappy movie to get some sort of praise, it's tasteless

Modifié par MalevoIence, 04 juin 2012 - 10:41 .


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I thought she was cute, when I noticed she was there at all. Her sense of fashion left much to be desired, though.

Modifié par Fox In The Box, 04 juin 2012 - 10:39 .


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U-G-L-Y

You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!

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BP93 wrote...
U-G-L-Y

You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!

Fixed with link!

If all they wanted was eye candy and a reporter, they already had Emily Wong.  She was cute and she rocked that cut-out dress in ME1 pretty successfully (even in those were some stupid dresses).  But she'd never have been caught dead in that skanky, stretched-vinyl atrocity of a dress that Allers and poor Fem!Shep got so they had to kill her off and then her corpse couldn't do the interviews.

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I'd still hit it.

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MegaBadExample wrote...

I'd still hit it.


Ugh. =P

PSP fetishes aside, Chobat in real-life looks...pretty good. There's no denying that.

I just don't understand what went wrong when they rendered her into the game engine. As many people have mentioned above, she looks like she's been melted with a candle.

Modifié par Edolix, 04 juin 2012 - 11:23 .


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MegaBadExample wrote...

I'd still hit it.


With a baseball bat?

Me too. :bandit:

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BP93 wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...

I'd still hit it.


With a baseball bat?

Me too. :bandit:


I was thinking more along the lines of a golf club, a driver to be precise.
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MegaBadExample wrote...

BP93 wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...

I'd still hit it.


With a baseball bat?

Me too. :bandit:


I was thinking more along the lines of a golf club, a driver to be precise.
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By looking at her face, you weren't the first one to

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OperativeX wrote...

:-O No wai! I'd slurp it, bite it and smash that cornish pasty


:sick:

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Grimez7 wrote...

OperativeX wrote...

:-O No wai! I'd slurp it, bite it and smash that cornish pasty


:sick:


My reaction when Allers basically hit on me during my first playthrough.

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BP93 wrote...

Grimez7 wrote...

OperativeX wrote...

:-O No wai! I'd slurp it, bite it and smash that cornish pasty


:sick:


My reaction when Allers basically hit on me during my first playthrough.


Whomever modelled her, I wonder if her ugly mug was intentional

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She was just so oddly superfluous. . . What purpose did she serve again? Take up space? A couple of minor conversations? Ok, potentially a tiny, minor romance?

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I must be the only one that didn't let her come aboard the Normandy in the first place...

:mellow:

Modifié par Rubios, 15 juin 2012 - 03:45 .


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The only reason people keep bringing up Allers' looks is because of how objectively obvious they put the character in to flaunt her looks and be a bit of sex appeal, and how hilariously badly they failed.