Diana Allers is Just so Ugly
#76
Posté 16 mars 2012 - 12:25
#77
Posté 16 mars 2012 - 10:47
#78
Posté 28 mai 2012 - 06:14
MalevoIence wrote...
Her face looks like it took more punches than Jilani did
HAHAHAHAHAH
#79
Posté 29 mai 2012 - 02:05
Modifié par Ronin09, 29 mai 2012 - 02:10 .
#80
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 02:07
She's the first character that I invited up to my cabin and heard myself saying "oh no...." I gave her her interview and the second she started elluding to something sexual I told her to "Get the Hell out of my room!" I'd rather sleep with that fertile female krogan, she atleast had a sexy spank me voice and attitude to go with it, meow
Eve had a sexy spank me voice? I'll agree about the sexy voice but "spank me"? No, she doesn't have a spank me voice, I think you'll find that she'd be the one doing the spanking, not you.
You'd rather sleep with Eve over Allers? I'd rather sleep with her over all the canon female romances, I wish she'd been an option for FemShep
#81
Posté 02 juin 2012 - 12:46
I legitly said
"Oh My God, What's Wrong With your Faaaaace?"
My Brother entered my room and said
"Who?"
I Pointed at Allers, His Response was,
"...It's like if Jessica Chobot was a Melted Wax Candle..."
He then Left the Room.
And Yelled
"WHYYYY!!?!?"
Modifié par TheClonesLegacy, 02 juin 2012 - 12:47 .
#82
Posté 04 juin 2012 - 09:33
TheClonesLegacy wrote...
First time I saw Diana Allers,
I legitly said
"Oh My God, What's Wrong With your Faaaaace?"
My Brother entered my room and said
"Who?"
I Pointed at Allers, His Response was,
"...It's like if Jessica Chobot was a Melted Wax Candle..."
He then Left the Room.
And Yelled
"WHYYYY!!?!?"
First time I heard that comparison, but yes, she looks like Jessica Chobot if she was melted, my description, if all her botox failed at one time, that would be the result of the character you see on Mass Effect 3.
#83
Posté 04 juin 2012 - 09:42
She's not the best character, but it's better then nothing. Trying hard to enjoy what I've got.
#84
Posté 04 juin 2012 - 10:39
Bawseee wrote...
Anyone actually understand her purpose at all in the game? Other than 5 points added to your War Assets?
I can think of 9.5 reason for Bioware to include her in the game.
Modifié par Gisle-Aune, 04 juin 2012 - 10:40 .
#85
Posté 04 juin 2012 - 12:16
#86
Posté 04 juin 2012 - 10:32
Gisle-Aune wrote...
Bawseee wrote...
Anyone actually understand her purpose at all in the game? Other than 5 points added to your War Assets?
I can think of 9.5 reason for Bioware to include her in the game.
Exactly..... many of their rating I don't agree with either, Resident Evil Operation Raccoon City deserved more than a 6.... and with all the bugs, Mass Effect 3 didn't deserve anywhere near a 9.5, it was an unpolished mess
It's like how the Doom movie shoehorned
Carmack's name (creator of Doom game) into their crappy movie to get some sort of praise, it's tasteless
Modifié par MalevoIence, 04 juin 2012 - 10:41 .
#87
Posté 04 juin 2012 - 10:37
Modifié par Fox In The Box, 04 juin 2012 - 10:39 .
#88
Posté 04 juin 2012 - 10:43
You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
#89
Posté 04 juin 2012 - 10:59
Fixed with link!BP93 wrote...
U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
If all they wanted was eye candy and a reporter, they already had Emily Wong. She was cute and she rocked that cut-out dress in ME1 pretty successfully (even in those were some stupid dresses). But she'd never have been caught dead in that skanky, stretched-vinyl atrocity of a dress that Allers and poor Fem!Shep got so they had to kill her off and then her corpse couldn't do the interviews.
#90
Posté 04 juin 2012 - 11:17
#91
Posté 04 juin 2012 - 11:21
MegaBadExample wrote...
I'd still hit it.
Ugh. =P
PSP fetishes aside, Chobat in real-life looks...pretty good. There's no denying that.
I just don't understand what went wrong when they rendered her into the game engine. As many people have mentioned above, she looks like she's been melted with a candle.
Modifié par Edolix, 04 juin 2012 - 11:23 .
#92
Posté 04 juin 2012 - 11:22
MegaBadExample wrote...
I'd still hit it.
With a baseball bat?
Me too.
#93
Posté 04 juin 2012 - 11:27
BP93 wrote...
MegaBadExample wrote...
I'd still hit it.
With a baseball bat?
Me too.
I was thinking more along the lines of a golf club, a driver to be precise.
Do the world a favour.
#94
Posté 05 juin 2012 - 02:37
MegaBadExample wrote...
BP93 wrote...
MegaBadExample wrote...
I'd still hit it.
With a baseball bat?
Me too.
I was thinking more along the lines of a golf club, a driver to be precise.
Do the world a favour.
By looking at her face, you weren't the first one to
#95
Posté 05 juin 2012 - 02:57
OperativeX wrote...
:-O No wai! I'd slurp it, bite it and smash that cornish pasty
#96
Posté 05 juin 2012 - 03:01
Grimez7 wrote...
OperativeX wrote...
:-O No wai! I'd slurp it, bite it and smash that cornish pasty
My reaction when Allers basically hit on me during my first playthrough.
#97
Posté 11 juin 2012 - 10:05
BP93 wrote...
Grimez7 wrote...
OperativeX wrote...
:-O No wai! I'd slurp it, bite it and smash that cornish pasty
My reaction when Allers basically hit on me during my first playthrough.
Whomever modelled her, I wonder if her ugly mug was intentional
#98
Posté 15 juin 2012 - 03:31
#99
Guest_Rubios_*
Posté 15 juin 2012 - 03:44
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Modifié par Rubios, 15 juin 2012 - 03:45 .
#100
Posté 15 juin 2012 - 03:57





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