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Rubios wrote...

I must be the only one that didn't let her come aboard the Normandy in the first place...

:mellow:


Nope.

I let her on the ship once on my first playthrough, only to kick her off after the first conversation. Useless, awful character. Haven't let her on since.

Modifié par BP93, 15 juin 2012 - 04:04 .


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Hmm...... her face looks like....... a tomato that's being nuked in the microwave at that moment right before it explodes

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BP93 wrote...

Rubios wrote...

I must be the only one that didn't let her come aboard the Normandy in the first place...

:mellow:


Nope.

I let her on the ship once on my first playthrough, only to kick her off after the first conversation. Useless, awful character. Haven't let her on since.


She's good to have on board to boost your ego..... when the camera points to her, just close your eyes

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Well, we definitely needed some ugly characters in the universe between all the genetically perfect Humans, six-pack soldiers and sexy aliens.

Though it is really weird that Allers is portrayed to be sexy with that strange face and ugly... dress.

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Mr Massakka wrote...

Well, we definitely needed some ugly characters in the universe between all the genetically perfect Humans, six-pack soldiers and sexy aliens.

Though it is really weird that Allers is portrayed to be sexy with that strange face and ugly... dress.


Since you said that, I don't think Miranda was all that attractive in the face, but her body/ face...... ratios.... for lack of a better word are great..  Allers was all around bad pie......

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MalevoIence wrote...

Mr Massakka wrote...

Well, we definitely needed some ugly characters in the universe between all the genetically perfect Humans, six-pack soldiers and sexy aliens.

Though it is really weird that Allers is portrayed to be sexy with that strange face and ugly... dress.


Since you said that, I don't think Miranda was all that attractive in the face, but her body/ face...... ratios.... for lack of a better word are great..  Allers was all around bad pie......

...  seems to be something wrong with the "scanning"-engine. 
There is a huge difference in Miranda's face and Aller's, though.
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... you can't get this kind of shots with Allers :D

Miranda just had partially weird lighting-shaders and animations, othwise she is perfect (imo)... Allers is just plain and simple ugly.

Modifié par Mr Massakka, 22 juin 2012 - 12:26 .


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BP93 wrote...

Rubios wrote...

I must be the only one that didn't let her come aboard the Normandy in the first place...

:mellow:


Nope.

I let her on the ship once on my first playthrough, only to kick her off after the first conversation. Useless, awful character. Haven't let her on since.


I never let her aboard either. I liked the response: [paraphrased] "I'm commanding a stealth ship. You're a reporter. The two don't fit."
I don't see the point of letting her come aboard. I was already pissed off at all the ninja additions. Hello, Traynor?

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m_k wrote...

BP93 wrote...

Rubios wrote...

I must be the only one that didn't let her come aboard the Normandy in the first place...

:mellow:


Nope.

I let her on the ship once on my first playthrough, only to kick her off after the first conversation. Useless, awful character. Haven't let her on since.


I never let her aboard either. I liked the response: [paraphrased] "I'm commanding a stealth ship. You're a reporter. The two don't fit."
I don't see the point of letting her come aboard. I was already pissed off at all the ninja additions. Hello, Traynor?


I want Kelly back...... Traynor isn't as fun to talk to, atleast Kelly gives me a pep talk..... It's always about Traynor's tooth brush or her past, her friends, her education...... missions she has for me.... does it always have to be about you?  As ugly as Diana Allers is, she had properly developed her communication skills in the field of kissing ass and builds up ego :)

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Mr Massakka wrote...

MalevoIence wrote...

Mr Massakka wrote...

Well, we definitely needed some ugly characters in the universe between all the genetically perfect Humans, six-pack soldiers and sexy aliens.

Though it is really weird that Allers is portrayed to be sexy with that strange face and ugly... dress.


Since you said that, I don't think Miranda was all that attractive in the face, but her body/ face...... ratios.... for lack of a better word are great..  Allers was all around bad pie......

...  seems to be something wrong with the "scanning"-engine. 
There is a huge difference in Miranda's face and Aller's, though.
Image IPB
... you can't get this kind of shots with Allers :D

Miranda just had partially weird lighting-shaders and animations, othwise she is perfect (imo)... Allers is just plain and simple ugly.


Miranda is cute, her boxer chin and pudgey nose adds to her unique qualities

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MalevoIence wrote...

m_k wrote...

BP93 wrote...

Rubios wrote...

I must be the only one that didn't let her come aboard the Normandy in the first place...

:mellow:


Nope.

I let her on the ship once on my first playthrough, only to kick her off after the first conversation. Useless, awful character. Haven't let her on since.


I never let her aboard either. I liked the response: [paraphrased] "I'm commanding a stealth ship. You're a reporter. The two don't fit."
I don't see the point of letting her come aboard. I was already pissed off at all the ninja additions. Hello, Traynor?


I want Kelly back...... Traynor isn't as fun to talk to, atleast Kelly gives me a pep talk..... It's always about Traynor's tooth brush or her past, her friends, her education...... missions she has for me.... does it always have to be about you?  As ugly as Diana Allers is, she had properly developed her communication skills in the field of kissing ass and builds up ego :)


Really? I liked Traynor much more than Kelly. Kelly always was too...preppy for me. Traynor felt a bit more real and characterized to me. Her talk of living out of a shoe box or not bursting into tears in the CIC were much more relatable and likable to me.

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MalevoIence wrote...

m_k wrote...

BP93 wrote...

Rubios wrote...

I must be the only one that didn't let her come aboard the Normandy in the first place...

:mellow:


Nope.

I let her on the ship once on my first playthrough, only to kick her off after the first conversation. Useless, awful character. Haven't let her on since.


I never let her aboard either. I liked the response: [paraphrased] "I'm commanding a stealth ship. You're a reporter. The two don't fit."
I don't see the point of letting her come aboard. I was already pissed off at all the ninja additions. Hello, Traynor?


I want Kelly back...... Traynor isn't as fun to talk to, atleast Kelly gives me a pep talk..... It's always about Traynor's tooth brush or her past, her friends, her education...... missions she has for me.... does it always have to be about you?  As ugly as Diana Allers is, she had properly developed her communication skills in the field of kissing ass and builds up ego :)

Toothbrush: One line during the first talk with her.
Her past: One line about her growing up on Horizon, a few more if Shepard asks about it.
Her friends: Didn't come up, as far I as can remember.
Her education: only if Shepard asks about it and even then only one time.

She does tell Shepard about missions multiple times, but you know that's kind of her job, right? I also think it's not always about her as she shows enough interest in Shepard. Maybe not initally, but you have to understand that Shepard is a veteran soldier and Traynor was just a civilian before the Reaper war. It's just like in real life: experienced employees will often ask their new colleagues if everything is OK, not the other way around.

Nothing wrong with Kelly, by the way, but I felt that she was always a bit... flat... as a character. Traynor gets way more character development and I akways end up seeing her as a full-fledged member of the team (and a quite important one at that), whereas Kelly always stayed "just an extra" to me.

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Do you think DA was in the Normandy during the last two missions? You think Shepard would have dropped her off some place safe.

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I loved Traynor. That little wink thing she did when emphasizing things was pretty awesome.
I was pretty upset when she was exclusively for femshep, but I wasn't too broken up over it.

Diana Allers, though... I have never wanted to shoot an NPC so much since the Annoying Man in Fallout 3.

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Considering she was 'supposed' to be attractive, her face looks awful. I think it is those cheeks that make her look like she has a gobstopper on each side of her mouth.

Traynor looks really good though, and Miranda looks much better than Diana. They just have similar hair and skin tone.

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Diana Allers I think was modeled after one of the Garbage Pail Kids

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Tasha Nar Rayya wrote...

Considering she was 'supposed' to be attractive, her face looks awful. I think it is those cheeks that make her look like she has a gobstopper on each side of her mouth.

Traynor looks really good though, and Miranda looks much better than Diana. They just have similar hair and skin tone.


The thing is, she looks like someone who just got out of a steam room.  Everything is hanging on her, not just her face

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I've sort of theorized that Emily Wong was actually in Diana Allers place until late development where Allers replaced her. Would explain the random LI status.

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Sorry about the repost. Didn't realise I'd already posted here and my phone refuses to allow me to edit.

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I actually like her look :mellow:

But I hate her.

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ottifant64 wrote...

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I actually like her look :mellow:

But I hate her.


Ahhh... My eyes....... MY EYES..... :crying:

Thanks for the pic post though, my god she's so saggy...... and does look like Snooki

Modifié par MalevoIence, 12 août 2012 - 08:03 .


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MalevoIence wrote...

Hmm...... her face looks like....... a tomato that's being nuked in the microwave at that moment right before it explodes


I have to say this is a pretty acurate discription.

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Tbh, i don't think its right that people insult her looks as shes based on a real person. Imagine how hurt she could feel for reading those comments. Everyone is beautiful in their own way. However, i don't like her character. She was useless.

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She annoyed me so much.

How ever I think they used her to get free 'I win' reviews from whatever company Chobot works for. (IGN?)

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I couldn't care less about her being ugly. I stayed away from her because her line delivery made me cringe.

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PrinceLionheart wrote...

That said, her role could've easily been filled by Emily Wong or even Khalisah al-Jilani.

It was a publicitiy stunt.


I agree.  Since Bioware wanted to add a reporter, it would have been more logical to use more established characters like the 2 you mentioned above, instead of introducing a new character that is nothing more than a RL Easter Egg.