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Was it Jokers intention to spirit away your LI all along?


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#26
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Odd Bet wrote...

He and Kaidan DID seem pretty cozy at the start of ME1.


Wait so Kaidan dumps my Shep in 2, Shep tries to rebound with Joker and gets rejected, then Shep rebounds from that rebound back to Kaidan AND THEN THEY FLY OFF TO PARADISE TOGETHER?!

THOSE DASTARDLY FIENDS!

Modifié par KMYash, 13 mars 2012 - 01:21 .


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LilyasAvalon

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I trusted that brittle boned bastard! Now he's trying to get into my waifu Garrus' pants!?

I'LL HAUNT HIM FOR THE GRAVE!

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KMYash wrote...

Odd Bet wrote...

He and Kaidan DID seem pretty cozy at the start of ME1.


Wait so Kaidan dumps my Shep in 2, Shep tries to rebound with Joker and gets rejected, then Shep rebounds from that rebound back to Kaidan AND THEN THEY FLY OFF TO PARADISE TOGETHER?!

THOSE DASTARDLY FIENDS!


*fists in air*

JOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEEER!!!

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KMYash wrote...

Odd Bet wrote...

He and Kaidan DID seem pretty cozy at the start of ME1.


Wait so Kaidan dumps my Shep in 2, Shep tries to rebound with Joker and gets rejected, then Shep rebounds from that rebound back to Kaidan AND THEN THEY FLY OFF TO PARADISE TOGETHER?!

THOSE DASTARDLY FIENDS!


The NERVE! :o

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The Angry One wrote...

KMYash wrote...

Wait so Kaidan dumps my Shep in 2, Shep tries to rebound with Joker and gets rejected, then Shep rebounds from that rebound back to Kaidan AND THEN THEY FLY OFF TO PARADISE TOGETHER?!

THOSE DASTARDLY FIENDS!


*fists in air*

JOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEEER!!!

FemShep has one question. Does she get to watch from the afterlife?

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Hahahahahaha, I am LMAO so much at this threat :)

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Stay away from ashley you brittle boned bastard! *crawls out of rubble, puts a saddle on harbinger and rides him to the garden world*

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Well, given that Miranda is on her own, doing her own thing and she wasn't on the ship... at least Joker stayed hands off of my woman

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Jaysh wrote...

Joker wants my girl? Ashley would never betray me.


You mean she would never point a gun at you telling you to get away from Udina? 
Never belive you when you say you dont work for cerberus for the 1000 time? 
Never report you to the council after horizon? 

You are right though, i do think Joker tricked her to leaving on the Normandy. 

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KMYash wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

KMYash wrote...

Wait so Kaidan dumps my Shep in 2, Shep tries to rebound with Joker and gets rejected, then Shep rebounds from that rebound back to Kaidan AND THEN THEY FLY OFF TO PARADISE TOGETHER?!

THOSE DASTARDLY FIENDS!


*fists in air*

JOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEEER!!!

FemShep has one question. Does she get to watch from the afterlife?


No idea, but Reaper control Shep may be paying them a visit.

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The Angry One wrote...

KMYash wrote...
FemShep has one question. Does she get to watch from the afterlife?


No idea, but Reaper control Shep may be paying them a visit.


Oh dear. Well those Reapers better be careful with Kaidan's rear end or Shepard will control crash it into an astroid. 

But wait.... MAYBE IT WAS EDI'S IDEA!!

Joker has a canon relationship with her and Kaidan comments on her body. CURSE YOU EDI FOR STEALING MY LI'S

*DOUBLE SHAKE FIST AT SKY*

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kewken wrote...

Jaysh wrote...

Joker wants my girl? Ashley would never betray me.


You mean she would never point a gun at you telling you to get away from Udina? 
Never belive you when you say you dont work for cerberus for the 1000 time? 
Never report you to the council after horizon? 

You are right though, i do think Joker tricked her to leaving on the Normandy. 


Ashley and I have had our rough spots in the relationship, but I forgave her for pointing a gun at me. I forgave her when she didn't believe me on Horizon. She would never cheat on me. I trust her to point a gun at Joker if he tries to make a move on her, or at least break every bone in his fragile body. 

Modifié par Jaysh, 13 mars 2012 - 02:43 .


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Bump

Cmon guys i cant have been the only one noticing this? The facts are there!

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I can't believe I was so blind.

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Jaysh wrote...

kewken wrote...

Jaysh wrote...

Joker wants my girl? Ashley would never betray me.


You mean she would never point a gun at you telling you to get away from Udina? 
Never belive you when you say you dont work for cerberus for the 1000 time? 
Never report you to the council after horizon? 

You are right though, i do think Joker tricked her to leaving on the Normandy. 


Ashley and I have had our rough spots in the relationship, but I forgave her for pointing a gun at me. I forgave her when she didn't believe me on Horizon. She would never cheat on me. I trust her to point a gun at Joker if he tries to make a move on her, or at least break every bone in his fragile body. 


Fair enough, maybe she would cheat on you first, but could you say the same after a year stranded on the jungle world? 2 years? five years? TEN years?

They cannot escape, so the natural choice would be for them to attemt to colonize the world if the do not starve, hence reprocriate.

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kewken wrote...

Jaysh wrote...

kewken wrote...

Jaysh wrote...

Joker wants my girl? Ashley would never betray me.


You mean she would never point a gun at you telling you to get away from Udina? 
Never belive you when you say you dont work for cerberus for the 1000 time? 
Never report you to the council after horizon? 

You are right though, i do think Joker tricked her to leaving on the Normandy. 


Ashley and I have had our rough spots in the relationship, but I forgave her for pointing a gun at me. I forgave her when she didn't believe me on Horizon. She would never cheat on me. I trust her to point a gun at Joker if he tries to make a move on her, or at least break every bone in his fragile body. 


Fair enough, maybe she would cheat on you first, but could you say the same after a year stranded on the jungle world? 2 years? five years? TEN years?

They cannot escape, so the natural choice would be for them to attemt to colonize the world if the do not starve, hence reprocriate.







Good point. Has anyone thought that maybe the ending scene, after the credits, with the old man talking to the child is on the jungle planet that the crew was stranded on? And that maybe Shepards LI and Joker did have little fragile babies? I doubt that it could be that way for a femshep if you chose Kaidan as a LI or if you got the ending with Joker and Edi on the jungle planet, but think about it. 

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Jaysh wrote...

kewken wrote...

Jaysh wrote...

kewken wrote...

Jaysh wrote...

Joker wants my girl? Ashley would never betray me.


You mean she would never point a gun at you telling you to get away from Udina? 
Never belive you when you say you dont work for cerberus for the 1000 time? 
Never report you to the council after horizon? 

You are right though, i do think Joker tricked her to leaving on the Normandy. 


Ashley and I have had our rough spots in the relationship, but I forgave her for pointing a gun at me. I forgave her when she didn't believe me on Horizon. She would never cheat on me. I trust her to point a gun at Joker if he tries to make a move on her, or at least break every bone in his fragile body. 


Fair enough, maybe she would cheat on you first, but could you say the same after a year stranded on the jungle world? 2 years? five years? TEN years?

They cannot escape, so the natural choice would be for them to attemt to colonize the world if the do not starve, hence reprocriate.







Good point. Has anyone thought that maybe the ending scene, after the credits, with the old man talking to the child is on the jungle planet that the crew was stranded on? And that maybe Shepards LI and Joker did have little fragile babies? I doubt that it could be that way for a femshep if you chose Kaidan as a LI or if you got the ending with Joker and Edi on the jungle planet, but think about it. 



:o


The plot thickens my friend!

#43
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fropas wrote...

that brittle boned bastard!


Played the pitty card. Damn him! He had me fooled. When he saluted me at the end, he probably always intended to leave me behind.

Edit: Watching Joker and L.I 'get it on' from the afterlife... Nooooooooooooooo!

Modifié par Flammenpanzer, 13 mars 2012 - 10:30 .


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Obviously his condition was just an act. He survives a violent crash with nary a scratch!
Not only is it a pity card, but it's one based on falsehood!

In fact all of the events of Mass Effect can be traced back to Joker's evil plan to have Shepard find an LI so he can steal them! Curse you Joker, you devious mastermind!

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Actually, Joker and HIS love interest EDI, and my LI crash landed.... Wait.... 2 girls.. Just Joker... That sneaky little worm!

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The Angry One wrote...

Obviously his condition was just an act. He survives a violent crash with nary a scratch!
Not only is it a pity card, but it's one based on falsehood!

In fact all of the events of Mass Effect can be traced back to Joker's evil plan to have Shepard find an LI so he can steal them! Curse you Joker, you devious mastermind!


Someone should make a youtube video of this...that bastard!

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Haha. There really needs to be a spoof of the Indoctrination theory videos with the Joker planned it all theory.