*You can read a small warning label over EDI's buttocks "Warning, flatten of the penis, may occur"*
If There Was a Romance Option With EDI, Would You?
Débuté par
MalevoIence
, mars 14 2012 05:54
#51
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 02:55
#52
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 03:05
I'd probably just look it up on YouTube. I wouldn't ever leave Tali or Liara for a robot.
#53
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 03:51
If Joker and EDI weren't into each other then yes I would definetly consider it. I don't know if I would do it with my canon shep though. An alt for sure though, but again only if Jeff and EDI weren't an item.
#54
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 03:54
I already found it weird to talk with a robot about it's relationship to it's pilot...
#55
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 03:54
#56
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 03:55
I would just out of curiosity, FOR SCIENCE!
#57
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 03:56
MadRabbit999 wrote...
*You can read a small warning label over EDI's buttocks "Warning, flatten of the penis, may occur"*
GOD that's the worst warning label EVAR.
After a night with EDI, Joker might break every bone in his body--OH!
#58
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 03:58
So is EDI just one big fleshlight for Joker?
#59
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 04:08
Seeing as how we can't reproduce...
#60
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 04:33
Only if we played as Joker as we temporary did in ME2. That would have been great.
#61
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 04:33
I didn't even want her to have a body...
#62
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 04:37
From a purely tactile perspective I would like to know what her skin feels like. Looks a little like metal but not.
#63
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 04:38
Yes. She was the most interesting "female" in the game.
#64
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 04:39
Gibb_Shepard wrote...
Yes. She was the most interesting "female" in the game.
Now would win in a fight? Glados or EDI? My money is on Glados she can hold a grudge.
#65
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 04:49
BobSmith101 wrote...
Jack: EDI you got a body. Now you look more like a sexbot than a sextoy. - That line made me laugh more than it should have.
I LOL'ed hard at this; while Battlestar Galactica was on tv, I couldn't remember Tricia Helfer character's name in a conversation with a friend once and I referred to her as 'you know, the hot cylon. The Sexbot 2000". Lo and behold, she shows up on ME3 as a...well, sexbot.
Out of deference for Joker, no I woulnd't romance her.
But that wouldn't stop me from being cyborg-curious.
#66
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 04:50
maleshep: captains quarters music from purgatory playing in the background edi against the wall HELL YES!
femshep: No.
femshep: No.
#67
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 04:53
MalevoIence wrote...
If There Was a Romance Option With EDI, Would You?
Yes. But it should require that we go on a quest to find some organic/synthetic safe WD-40.
#68
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 04:56
No EDI is Joker's woman, Shep is already getting all the tail thrown at him. The real hero of Mass Effect should fly off into the sun set with the girl.
#69
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 04:58
It'd feel wrong because of her attachment to Joker.
#70
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 05:01
Screw feeling wrong about Joker. I'd Isabela it up... EDI/Joker/Shep party!
#71
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 05:01
Bros don't steal other bro's girlfriends.
But seriously, no. She's a robot. It's weird enough when Joker is with her and her cold, metallic body.
Though I suppose it would be less weird for Shepard; he's/she's part robot already.
But seriously, no. She's a robot. It's weird enough when Joker is with her and her cold, metallic body.
Though I suppose it would be less weird for Shepard; he's/she's part robot already.
#72
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 05:04
whats that got to do with it? Miranda, Tali, arguable Liara, Garrus, Thane, Samantha, and Cortez can't or wont reproduce. And they're still love interests.Aesieru wrote...
Seeing as how we can't reproduce...
#73
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 05:19
zambingo wrote...
Screw feeling wrong about Joker. I'd Isabela it up... EDI/Joker/Shep party!
Well that is of course an option. As long as we dont touch Joker during the act, and dont talk about it ever, it doesnt even break the Bro Code.
#74
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 05:25
oh no far to much chafing
#75
Posté 15 mars 2012 - 05:38
If there was no rule of bros before hos, I would definitely! She's a brilliant character and, for a robot... kinda sexy ;D haha





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