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[Epique Phael767]

 Wrex: "I prefer my salarians raw."

Javik: "He is correct, it was a... delicacy in my cycle.."

[Ravensword]

Cyneburh wrote...

[Pop-Tarts]

Celrath wrote...

"Like they would fall for the no windows thing twice."

YES

[TheMadBlimper]

Nezzer wrote...

"Oh hey, I know u just watched ur mom kill herself, but die pl0x."

[Speicmen-X]

Grunt: HEH HEH HEH
Hilarious! Every time!

[Fattness132]

Shep: "Just let me know if you let any geth into your suit."

Tali: "Haha, no. The only person who gets into my suit, is you."

<3

Modifié par Fattness132, 15 mars 2012 - 03:50 .

[ObserverStatus]

Blasto: Has a prothean descended from heaven? Because this one would enjoy enkindling that.
Bubin: Badassfully, hey, man, that's my sister.

[Rawrmoogle]

My favorite that I haven't seen mentioned is the entire conversation between Garrus and Legion regarding gun calibrations.

[redsox95MB]

SamFlagg wrote...

"Don't touch that"

Haha yes my favorite too. www.youtube.com/watch

[alterIncogn1T0]

Mordin: I made a mis-TAKE! D8<

That line right there hit my chest like a ton of bricks. But in my heart I knew that if Wreav were in control of a cured Krogan race, the galaxy would have a big problem to deal with after the Reapers.

...So I did what I had to.

I'm so sorry, Mordin.

[Abirn]

I AM URDNOT WREX AND THIS IS MY PLANET

[AYCK-Xlive]

FPS Harbinger wrote...

AYCK-Xlive wrote...

I seem to recall there's another line from Javik on Salarians in his cycle:

"They used to lick their eyes."

I thought it was they used to eat flies, as they were talking about what they evolved from.

The flies one was from the face-to-face talk when you first recruit Javik. I think the eyes thing was during one of the random conversations afterwards. Liara may or may not be involved through intercom. Or maybe i remembered wrong. whoops.

[Hiyanu]

Shepard: "let me know if the Normandy is to quiet for you, I'll find you some place...Louder."
Tali: "hmmm."
Edi: "You do not need to be circumspect. I am fully away that you and Tali became intimate during the fight against the Collectos."
Shepard: "Thank you....Edi."

[JoeLaTurkeyII]

Drunk Tali telling Javik he liked Liara was so sweet.

"You like meeeee too!"

It reminded me of Leliana calling Sten a softie.

[alterIncogn1T0]

NikitaDarkstar wrote...

"Pull Over!" It's official, the size of Shepard's balls are measured in astronomic units. Even if it's Fem!Shep.

THIS.

[aMytallica]

"There is no Shepard without Vakarian."

Cue the tears. One of the hardest characters to say goodbye to.

[bwallstar]

"moans"

http://www.mediafire...6r2z9b9uotu6ra1

Does this count? Best line when taken out of context.

Oh and this one too...
http://www.mediafire...6r2z9b9uotu6ra1

Modifié par bwallstar, 15 mars 2012 - 04:06 .

[Phydeaux314]

Shepard's proverbial balls are measured in AU: Not only are they solid gold, they're bigger across than the distance between the earth and the sun.

(Wooo, cross-discipline science puns!)

[Reign Tsumiraki]

Sundance31us wrote...

Conrad to Shepard: "I should go."

[AYCK-Xlive]

AYCK-Xlive wrote...

FPS Harbinger wrote...

AYCK-Xlive wrote...

I seem to recall there's another line from Javik on Salarians in his cycle:

"They used to lick their eyes."

I thought it was they used to eat flies, as they were talking about what they evolved from.

The flies one was from the face-to-face talk when you first recruit Javik. I think the eyes thing was during one of the random conversations afterwards. Liara may or may not be involved through intercom. Or maybe i remembered wrong. whoops.

Found the quote again. The exact wording of Javik was "Did I mention Salarians used to lick their eyes? how far they have come." and it was a random conversation with Javik right after Mordin comes on board the Normandy again from Sur'Kesh.

[Arrow70]

The one that stood out to ne the most (against the amazing writing of the entire game) for sheer lulz factor-

*Upon finding Alliance soldiers slaughtered in their homes on Eden Prime*
Garrus-"We didn't do this"

um... what....Garrus...

[AYCK-Xlive]

Nezzer wrote...

AYCK-Xlive wrote...

GBGriffin wrote...

Nezzer wrote...


Probably because you haven't let Samara kill herself so the code doesn't force her to kill her own daughter, only for Shepard to kill Falere in cold blood after Samara is dead :

That happens!? Who would voluntarily choose these things! ;_;

Curiosity does kill more than cats.

Of course I watched on YT. I could never do something like that.

Couldn't do it neither. Well, its good that somebody did do it so providing all the more reason for me not to do it. if that made sense.

[IrishRents]

"I made a mistake!"
"Those little blue children will be disappointed."

[zimm2142]

Pyropedic wrote...

My project. My work. My cure. My responsibility.

Had to be me.  Someone else might've gotten it wrong.

I cried when he died.