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Okay a lot of people are in a rather uncertain state right now with a wide range of emotions.  Now would be a great time to release a parody/humour style DLC if anything just to help eleviate and the stress and emotional strain some have been through... and this is how you do it.

Time period: The Drydocking of the Normandy SR2

We see the enginerring teams begin dismantling the Normandy and begin the Retrofit (you can have Joker there to complain about losing his leather flight chair) during this you see the team removing boxes of questionable materials and technology from the Normandy.... however the camera stays with one particular box when it is set down.... after a moment of stillness, Boo the Space Hamster pops his head of the box and begins looking around wondering what is going on.

After wandering around the drydock looking for Shepard and doing hamster things he begins to notice a horde of rats in the area going in and out of tech from the Normandy, curious he scuttles over to see what is going on only to find as they turn, that they are nothing more than husks and attack.  In defence Boo then pulls out an Avenger rifle and begins clear cutting the horde, though it appears to be a losing battle until a Gecko and a Biotic mouse joib the fray.

Looking confused they find one of the AI pads EDI used on the Normandy where she appears and alerts them to the Reaper presence and entrusts Boo with preventing the rat hordes from destroying her.

Yes the whole thing would be a tongue in cheek adventure featuring eveyones space hamster.  From climbing up onto desks looking for Obilisques of knowledge (Datapads) to Clambering threw the Normandy looking for leftover Cerberus tech and dismantling to ensure the Normandy is ready.

Again this is purely for humour, I can see a wave of Husk rats attacking only to be run over by a Mako.

In the end of the missions you would then return to the shuttle bay and see your Shepard find our Space Hamster hero (from hamster POV) then get a +1 war asset (Space Hamster Resistance squad) which Shepard will comfront Joker about believing it as a joke of his, which EDI would just smirk too.

Once again this is just a completely random, for humour idea but it would be a fun way for Bioware to send  themselves up on and give people something to laugh at.