Aller au contenu

Photo

Best and Worst Sex Scene


  • Veuillez vous connecter pour répondre
139 réponses à ce sujet

#76
KlownSnypr

KlownSnypr
  • Members
  • 205 messages

sonicnymphonic wrote...

Caesar2001 wrote...

babelcarlota wrote...

Best Kaidan and Manshep :P well for me anyways

Worse is Tali... wtf having sex in the suit? lmao



Emergency Induction Port .:innocent:


That just made me laugh way too hard. 


T - "No Shepard that is the wrong port."

S - "It is....?"

T - "That's my Emergency Ejection Port."

S - "Sure looks tight though."

T - "No Shep..... The Hills are alive with the sound of Music..."

#77
KlownSnypr

KlownSnypr
  • Members
  • 205 messages

Jake71887 wrote...

ticklefist wrote...

Can we really say Tali has a sex scene? She agrees to spend the night and the screen fades to black.


Y'know there was at least a handy goin on :wizard:


only a handy? I think an OTC ****** fondle and f!*$ would have been in order as well.

#78
Rygonist

Rygonist
  • Members
  • 34 messages
I liked Kaidan's and Shepard's (Male) scene together. It was intimate and sweet.

#79
Sashimi_taco

Sashimi_taco
  • Members
  • 2 579 messages
Can anyone fill me in on how garrus's scene is?

#80
Jake71887

Jake71887
  • Members
  • 11 286 messages

Filby08 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Filby08 wrote...

Garrus just nochantly reading with his feet up after putting Shepard into a sex coma was kinda cute.

There is a distinct lack of actual sex his scenes, but they are handled quite well, in my opinion.


Looking at the concept art of turians without their suits... would you really WANT to see an actual sex scene though? :?


You may not want me to answer that...


I could stand to hear more. ;)

#81
Sashimi_taco

Sashimi_taco
  • Members
  • 2 579 messages

Sesshomaru47 wrote...

carine wrote...

The Kaidan romance scenes were extremely well done.


This, and yes it was. Haven't seen the one with Man-Shep...don't really want too. Cortez's is nice too.


Him bringing me alcohol kinda ruined it for me. 

STOP TALKING ABOUT ALCOHOL KAIDEN! GET OUT OF THAT ROOM AND SOCIALIZE! 

#82
sonicnymphonic

sonicnymphonic
  • Members
  • 60 messages
In all seriousness, though, I think Garrus's sex scenes, while lacking in graphic content, were the most satisfying for me. There was an abundance of innuendo throughout the entire game, however, balanced with dialog displaying the affection they have for one another. I loved every minute of it.

#83
JoeLaTurkeyII

JoeLaTurkeyII
  • Members
  • 468 messages
Not a "sex scene" but catching Gabby & Ken in the subdeck was pretty cute

#84
Jake71887

Jake71887
  • Members
  • 11 286 messages

JoeLaTurkeyII wrote...

Not a "sex scene" but catching Gabby & Ken in the subdeck was pretty cute


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


I missed that, I enjoyed the Tali+Garrus

#85
Dranume

Dranume
  • Members
  • 384 messages
Best scene is Liara in ME1 and 3 imo.

#86
sonicnymphonic

sonicnymphonic
  • Members
  • 60 messages

Sashimi_taco wrote...

Can anyone fill me in on how garrus's scene is?


Shepard and Garrus converse the night before, and Garrus asks whether or not she wants for him to stay with her. The next scene takes place the morning after, with Shepard in her underwear, sleeping, and Garrus at the table, already dressed, and reading. 

If you have the datapad app installed on the iPhone or iPad, he leaves a really sweet message about the whole thing, too. <3

#87
Billabong2011

Billabong2011
  • Members
  • 738 messages

Jake71887 wrote...

Filby08 wrote...

Garrus just nochantly reading with his feet up after putting Shepard into a sex coma was kinda cute.

There is a distinct lack of actual sex his scenes, but they are handled quite well, in my opinion.


Looking at the concept art of turians without their suits... would you really WANT to see an actual sex scene though? :?

.... Are you kidding me?
MOTHER OF GOD, YES!!!!!!!!!!!
:wub::o:devil::kissing:<3

#88
MaskofSkin

MaskofSkin
  • Members
  • 183 messages
Tali in ME2 was good.

Worst was Bioware screwing me in the end.

#89
Jake71887

Jake71887
  • Members
  • 11 286 messages

Billabong2011 wrote...

.... Are you kidding me?
MOTHER OF GOD, YES!!!!!!!!!!!
:wub::o:devil::kissing:<3


I could get a de-feathered turkey and put a garrus mask on it for you :whistle:

#90
Scitenik

Scitenik
  • Members
  • 183 messages
I really liked the scene with Ash. It was emotional and it felt nice to reconnect with her in the final game. I was disappointed at her absence in the second game - even more so at her reaction (note: I don't mean in how she reacted, but that I couldn't agree with her.)

#91
Billabong2011

Billabong2011
  • Members
  • 738 messages

Jake71887 wrote...

Billabong2011 wrote...

.... Are you kidding me?
MOTHER OF GOD, YES!!!!!!!!!!!
:wub::o:devil::kissing:<3


I could get a de-feathered turkey and put a garrus mask on it for you :whistle:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
+10 Internets for you!

#92
goodventure

goodventure
  • Members
  • 419 messages
Best: It's a tie between the ME1 romance-ables, Kaidan/Ashley/Liara. Though I'm obviously biased so I'd rank it as 1. Kaidan 2. Liara 3. Ash :D

Worst: Miranda? They didn't show anything. I'm not sure about Jack but I heard it doesn't even go to that point.

JoeLaTurkeyII wrote...

Not a "sex scene" but catching Gabby & Ken in the subdeck was pretty cute

... wait, THEY GOT TOGETHER?! whaaaat?!

Modifié par goodventure, 16 mars 2012 - 06:39 .


#93
MeesterSquishy

MeesterSquishy
  • Members
  • 28 messages
Liara's looks pretty amazing, super jelly of it actually being a sex scene rather than just fading to black the moment they kiss (cough Tali's scene). So naturally I'd say Tali's was the worst, it lasts about 5 seconds, or rather they show 5 seconds of it. Although I never expected Tali's scene to be so visual, since they clearly want her to remain somewhat of a mystery, they could've made up for it with extra dialogue though.

#94
Scitenik

Scitenik
  • Members
  • 183 messages

JoeLaTurkeyII wrote...

Not a "sex scene" but catching Gabby & Ken in the subdeck was pretty cute


Haha! I love those two. When does this scene take place? Is there a youtube link?

#95
JoeLaTurkeyII

JoeLaTurkeyII
  • Members
  • 468 messages

Scitenik wrote...

JoeLaTurkeyII wrote...

Not a "sex scene" but catching Gabby & Ken in the subdeck was pretty cute


Haha! I love those two. When does this scene take place? Is there a youtube link?


They argue pretty late in the game - Gabby wants to know why Kenneth never makes any lustful remarks about her, and he falters. If you take her side, they get together, and you get a hilarious encounter below the deck.

I don't think there's a Youtube link up yet...so you'll just have to enjoy my super-awesome fanfiction about them

#96
corporal doody

corporal doody
  • Members
  • 6 037 messages

Skirata129 wrote...

the ME1 scenes were the best, followed by miranda in me2,
the worst were the me3 ones. seriously, did the moral guardians demand Bioware keep the games love scenes pg or something?


i dunno...femshep and liara in ME3 was down right satisfying if you ask me.


edit...havent seen the Ken and Gabby scene...but the Tali and Garrus hook up was funny!

Modifié par corporal doody, 16 mars 2012 - 07:20 .


#97
izmirtheastarach

izmirtheastarach
  • Members
  • 5 298 messages
Liara scene is best. Sensibly nude.

Traynor scene is worst. Showering in lingerie. Very weird. Even weirder when compared to the Liara scene.

#98
darthnick427

darthnick427
  • Members
  • 3 785 messages

Billabong2011 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Billabong2011 wrote...

.... Are you kidding me?
MOTHER OF GOD, YES!!!!!!!!!!!
:wub::o:devil::kissing:<3


I could get a de-feathered turkey and put a garrus mask on it for you :whistle:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
+10 Internets for you!


Lol Billabong. You and your love of naked Turians makes me laugh :lol:

#99
darthnick427

darthnick427
  • Members
  • 3 785 messages
Liara's scene is by far the best tho.

#100
deathscythe517

deathscythe517
  • Members
  • 539 messages
Tali was the best IMO but the worst? Diana Allers.