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#76
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Troll - Attacks DA:O Forum
DA:O Forum - Attacks Troll
DA:O Forum - Attack Roll 16+15 = 31: Hit
DA:O Forum did 23 damage to Troll
Troll - Near Death
DA:O Forum - Attack Roll 5 +17 = 22: Hit
DA:O Forum - This Weapon has no effect.
DA:O Forum - Casts Melf's Acid Arrow: Troll
DA:O Forum did 6 damage to Troll
Troll - Death
The Party Has Gained Experience: 5

...

You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.

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...Seriously? Everyone acknowledges the OP to be a troll, laugh at the attempt, say they wont be goaded into feeding him



...



almost 4 pages later and ~70 responses later, his thread is still on first page with people pouring in to post.



I'll say this - next one to bump this topic is an idiot.

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Gen-An wrote...

fourthrocker wrote...

My knowledge of rpg's and games in general isn't limited it's vast. Here it is from first to last and I bought every one new when they first came out (except the first, mom bought that):

1) the very first "video" game, Winky Dink
2) Magnavox Odyssey
3) Commodore 128, about 125 games
4) Nintendo NES, about 50 games
5) Atari 5200, about 20 games
6) Sega Genesis, about 50 games
7) Atari Jaguar, about 10 games
8) Neo Geo cartridge, about 15 games
9) PS1, 2 and 3, about 100 games

and I probably forgot something besides

edit: oh yeah, a few hundred PC games


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seriously... WHO CARES?


Intelligent people?

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FdL_Ananas wrote...

Troll - Attacks DA:O Forum
DA:O Forum - Attacks Troll
DA:O Forum - Attack Roll 16+15 = 31: Hit
DA:O Forum did 23 damage to Troll
Troll - Near Death
DA:O Forum - Attack Roll 5 +17 = 22: Hit
DA:O Forum - This Weapon has no effect.
DA:O Forum - Casts Melf's Acid Arrow: Troll
DA:O Forum did 6 damage to Troll
Troll - Death
The Party Has Gained Experience: 5

...

You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.


Sorry, but I have god mode activated

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markeyp wrote...

We must venture through the lands and find the Sword of the eternal flame and strike this hideous virgin troll


YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH

edit: damnnit someone beat me

Modifié par MartinJHolm, 29 novembre 2009 - 02:20 .


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fourthrocker wrote...

Romeo Longsword wrote...

I think the OP believes an RPG should be more like Fallout 3 or that Oblivion game where it is an open world where you can kill monsters, decide what gear you ware, buy and sell and so on.

But I think most of us here are happy for buying a game with a rich story, rather than just an open world for you to interact in, I think this is the difference, and a the point where the communication breaks down.


Wow, an intelligent response. Most here don't seem to know what RPG stands. The R stands for ROLE. As in playing a role in a game which you do in all the games I mentioned, whether they are are action, group or whatever.


LOL RPG = Rectum Penis Gay
HAR HAR HAR:police:

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Heals.like.Jesus wrote...

...Seriously? Everyone acknowledges the OP to be a troll, laugh at the attempt, say they wont be goaded into feeding him

...

almost 4 pages later and ~70 responses later, his thread is still on first page with people pouring in to post.

I'll say this - next one to bump this topic is an idiot.



Im an idiot then, because this funny

P.S. Lighten up Francis

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fourthrocker wrote...

My knowledge of rpg's and games in general isn't limited it's vast. Here it is from first to last and I bought every one new when they first came out (except the first, mom bought that):

1) the very first "video" game, Winky Dink
2) Magnavox Odyssey
3) Commodore 128, about 125 games
4) Nintendo NES, about 50 games
5) Atari 5200, about 20 games
6) Sega Genesis, about 50 games
7) Atari Jaguar, about 10 games
8) Neo Geo cartridge, about 15 games
9) PS1, 2 and 3, about 100 games

and I probably forgot something besides

edit: oh yeah, a few hundred PC games


I don't see the ancient PONG game on there anywhere(it being the first ever home "video" game) nor do I see the ZX81 mentioned... Have you played either of these, I have.

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FEED IT SOME MORE!!!!!!!!!!

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fourthrocker wrote...

None of the reviews mention the fact that this game uses the totally unfun system of not actually traveling in the world but clicking on a location on the map and traveling there automatically with a stop in the middle when you are attacked.


Possibly because it's a good way of creating the impression of a big world. Otherwise, you either waste resources or the world seems smaller than it should be. Ferelden is a whole country, after all, just as Denerim is a capital city. It's not like Oblivion where you can run across the game world (faster than a horse, might I add) in a few hours game time.

fourthrocker wrote...

The big difference in this game is that it uses this method to stop you
everywhere and try and sell you more content. I am sorry, but when I
buy a game I expect to get the whole game with the admission price,
call me crazy.


There is ONE NPC in the party camp, who you can easily ignore, and one in an area marked with a different colour - which you don't even have to travel to. If these two places are the only ones you went to then your game is bugged or someone else played through all the other bits on your behalf...

fourthrocker wrote...

Then add to that that the combat systems sucks and the
quest system doesn't work and 95% of the game is listenening to
conversation. 


I liked the combat system, don't see what was wrong with the quest system, and there were parts where I thought there wasn't enough conversation.

fourthrocker wrote...


Most quests give you absolutely no idea where to go. Some
say go to the place marked on the map but there isn't a place marked on
the map. some quests have mini-map pointers which works but most don't,
even in a city. Worse, the places on the map aren't named the same as
the quest so it's impossible to find anything except by trial and
error.


Or you could actually pay attention to what you have to do for the quest, read the codex entries, and not expect the game to hold your hand the whole way.

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Mostly I am mad because reviews don't actually tell you anything
about a game or gameplay so i wasted my money on this steaming heap and
I don't even get a complete or working game. I have been playing rpg's
since before most of you were born and this kind of rpg wouldn't even
rate a 1 on a scale of 10. It is incomplete, unplayable and it sucks.
It wouldn't be so bad if the quest system worked and the combat system
didn't suck but if they did this kind of game isn't fun. 


If you have "been playing rpg's
since before most of you were born" then how come you still can't recognise a good RPG?

-_-

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Now, don't go saying bad things about Gothic. It is one of the best RPGs, specially I and II. 3 is good with the 900 MB community patch and Risen is the next Gothic! (don't expect much from Arcania since the Piranhas are not working on that)



Diversity is a good thing!

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Heals.like.Jesus wrote...

...Seriously? Everyone acknowledges the OP to be a troll, laugh at the attempt, say they wont be goaded into feeding him

...

almost 4 pages later and ~70 responses later, his thread is still on first page with people pouring in to post.

I'll say this - next one to bump this topic is an idiot.


Yes, they are all here instead of playing the game. I don't know about most of you but when i am playing a good RPG you would have to drag me away from the game to a forum.

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Im having a great time. Reminds me of old table top campaigns..which were 100% dialogue (most of it arguing). I put this game in my top 4 fun RPG faves. Earthbound, FF7,chronotrigger, Dragon's age..




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fourthrocker wrote...

Heals.like.Jesus wrote...

...Seriously? Everyone acknowledges the OP to be a troll, laugh at the attempt, say they wont be goaded into feeding him

...

almost 4 pages later and ~70 responses later, his thread is still on first page with people pouring in to post.

I'll say this - next one to bump this topic is an idiot.


Yes, they are all here instead of playing the game. I don't know about most of you but when i am playing a good RPG you would have to drag me away from the game to a forum.


CRAP ALISTAIRS  DOWN QUICK KEEL IT

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Legion-001 wrote...

fourthrocker wrote...

My knowledge of rpg's and games in general isn't limited it's vast. Here it is from first to last and I bought every one new when they first came out (except the first, mom bought that):

1) the very first "video" game, Winky Dink
2) Magnavox Odyssey
3) Commodore 128, about 125 games
4) Nintendo NES, about 50 games
5) Atari 5200, about 20 games
6) Sega Genesis, about 50 games
7) Atari Jaguar, about 10 games
8) Neo Geo cartridge, about 15 games
9) PS1, 2 and 3, about 100 games

and I probably forgot something besides

edit: oh yeah, a few hundred PC games


I don't see the ancient PONG game on there anywhere(it being the first ever home "video" game) nor do I see the ZX81 mentioned... Have you played either of these, I have.


The Magnavox is Pong. But it had 3 knobs making it virtually unplayable unless you had 3 hands.

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fourthrocker wrote...

Romeo Longsword wrote...

I think the OP believes an RPG should be more like Fallout 3 or that Oblivion game where it is an open world where you can kill monsters, decide what gear you ware, buy and sell and so on.

But I think most of us here are happy for buying a game with a rich story, rather than just an open world for you to interact in, I think this is the difference, and a the point where the communication breaks down.


Wow, an intelligent response. Most here don't seem to know what RPG stands. The R stands for ROLE. As in playing a role in a game which you do in all the games I mentioned, whether they are are action, group or whatever.


Oh well that makes more sense I guess. You're one of those people who (Basicallt) believes all games are role-playing games because you play a role. Well I suppose that your post make a bit more sense now, but still maybe this would be your lesson to research the game a bit more?

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I'm playing such an epic RPG that I feel compelled, for the very first time in my life, to make movies of it and tube them... I'm uploading atm and have nothing better to do than laugh at you and you car, bike and sucking at this game!

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fourthrocker wrote...

Legion-001 wrote...

fourthrocker wrote...

My knowledge of rpg's and games in general isn't limited it's vast. Here it is from first to last and I bought every one new when they first came out (except the first, mom bought that):

1) the very first "video" game, Winky Dink
2) Magnavox Odyssey
3) Commodore 128, about 125 games
4) Nintendo NES, about 50 games
5) Atari 5200, about 20 games
6) Sega Genesis, about 50 games
7) Atari Jaguar, about 10 games
8) Neo Geo cartridge, about 15 games
9) PS1, 2 and 3, about 100 games

and I probably forgot something besides

edit: oh yeah, a few hundred PC games


I don't see the ancient PONG game on there anywhere(it being the first ever home "video" game) nor do I see the ZX81 mentioned... Have you played either of these, I have.


The Magnavox is Pong. But it had 3 knobs making it virtually unplayable unless you had 3 hands.


Dont have three hands, but i do have a extra foot ;)

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FdL_Ananas wrote...

Troll - Attacks DA:O Forum
DA:O Forum - Attacks Troll
DA:O Forum - Attack Roll 16+15 = 31: Hit
DA:O Forum did 23 damage to Troll
Troll - Near Death
DA:O Forum - Attack Roll 5 +17 = 22: Hit
DA:O Forum - This Weapon has no effect.
DA:O Forum - Casts Melf's Acid Arrow: Troll
DA:O Forum did 6 damage to Troll
Troll - Death
The Party Has Gained Experience: 5

...

You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.


Laughed out loud at that!

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fourthrocker wrote...

Gen-An wrote...

fourthrocker wrote...

My knowledge of rpg's and games in general isn't limited it's vast. Here it is from first to last and I bought every one new when they first came out (except the first, mom bought that):

1) the very first "video" game, Winky Dink
2) Magnavox Odyssey
3) Commodore 128, about 125 games
4) Nintendo NES, about 50 games
5) Atari 5200, about 20 games
6) Sega Genesis, about 50 games
7) Atari Jaguar, about 10 games
8) Neo Geo cartridge, about 15 games
9) PS1, 2 and 3, about 100 games

and I probably forgot something besides

edit: oh yeah, a few hundred PC games


Image IPB

seriously... WHO CARES?


Intelligent people?


If you don't care, then why bother posting?

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If you you look it up you might find that Winky Dink is the first real video game. It was a cartoon show I watched as a kid (B&W). You could send away for a stick-on overlay for the TV which you could draw on (which we did). I barely remember it but it was a gimmick where they had him doing something like crossing a chasm but you had to draw in the bridge first. Obviously not interactive and he would cross anyway but this was in the early 50's.

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fourthrocker wrote...

Oh and I drive a 2008 Corvette so money isn't an issue LOL and I am not trolling, just telling it the way I see it. But you all are right, it's hard to write intelligently to children.


Yes breaking that mess of spit and bile into readable paragraphs did make it hard for the "children" to read it.

Seriously, you're not saying anything original. In fact much of what you say is simply just inaccurate or designed to inflame arguments...thus you being a troll.

I've covered plenty of this games flaws and I catch a lot of flak for it but I'd hardly call this the worst RPG ever. I think the worst RPG ever was E.T. for the Atari 2600.

Surely you remember that one, if you were playing RPG's before most of "us" were born.

And I'm fine with you being older than me...in fact at my age I find myself twistedly happy when I do run into people older than me cause it allows me to go "oh thank god I'm not -that- old" yet.

Anyways, you're not some kind of diamond in the rough gaming genius, you're a transparent forum troll and thats the long and short of it.

DA:O has its faults, it is not the "best RPG of all time" but it has a lot of potential, a lot more potential than say.....pure vanilla Oblivion without mods did. Its all down to how its handled from here.

And seriously, Fallout 3 and Oblivion are amazing titles I don't knock them in the slightest but out of the box they were no where near as cool as they became with all the mods that came out for them.

I think DA:O is, largely, cooler, out of the box than Oblivion was. Though not as cool as Fallout 3 was, out of the box.

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fourthrocker wrote...

If you you look it up you might find that Winky Dink is the first real video game. It was a cartoon show I watched as a kid (B&W). You could send away for a stick-on overlay for the TV which you could draw on (which we did). I barely remember it but it was a gimmick where they had him doing something like crossing a chasm but you had to draw in the bridge first. Obviously not interactive and he would cross anyway but this was in the early 50's.


So im guess the way you got that fancy race car and mountain bike is because your parents were to cheap to buy a tv? Thus making you watch a black and white on till the late 90s? I feel bad for you bro. What else did you miss out on so that you could have a cool penny racer?

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fourthrocker, it seems you don't realize how much of a troll you are. Most of your criticisms of the game are unfounded and bragging about how much experience or stuff you supposedly have does not make it valid. And you write like crap.



For the map markers, there is an option in the settings to change that. It's set for explored maps by default.

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fourthrocker wrote...

Legion-001 wrote...

fourthrocker wrote...

My knowledge of rpg's and games in general isn't limited it's vast. Here it is from first to last and I bought every one new when they first came out (except the first, mom bought that):

1) the very first "video" game, Winky Dink
2) Magnavox Odyssey
3) Commodore 128, about 125 games
4) Nintendo NES, about 50 games
5) Atari 5200, about 20 games
6) Sega Genesis, about 50 games
7) Atari Jaguar, about 10 games
8) Neo Geo cartridge, about 15 games
9) PS1, 2 and 3, about 100 games

and I probably forgot something besides

edit: oh yeah, a few hundred PC games


I don't see the ancient PONG game on there anywhere(it being the first ever home "video" game) nor do I see the ZX81 mentioned... Have you played either of these, I have.


The Magnavox is Pong. But it had 3 knobs making it virtually unplayable unless you had 3 hands.


I was thinking of the 'Odessey 100' (damn that thing was a bas****** to play) TENNIS game which was the first officially recognised PONG game.
I can't believe you've never used a ZX81... I guess you've never endured the dreaded ram pack wobblers.

Modifié par Legion-001, 29 novembre 2009 - 02:40 .