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JerusPI

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So many people pour their hearts out into legitimate endings.  Here's a Chance to just write some endings for fun and humor.


"Stay with me Anderson" Shepard grunted as he crawled toward the ice cream machine.
Anderson held his bullet wound trying to keep pressure on it. "What... What flavors do they have?"
Shepard slumped up against the machine pulling out an bowl. He grunted in pain as he held under the nozzle.
"It
looks like... Strawberry, Blueberry, and Mint Chocolate chip." Shepard
answered bracing himself against the machine. Anderson grunted "What
kind of Monster eats blueberry ice cream?" He asked angrily. Shepard
looked again his vision swimming. "I think it's supposed to be like
Blueberry Pie." He mused aloud painfully. "So what'll it be Red Blue or
Green?" He added looking to Anderson. Anderson sighed and answered
tiredly. "I don't care Shepard You choose." Hacketts voice spoke over the communicator "You've done it Shepard the Reapers are beaten. We'll be there for you soon"


Epilogue:
An Young Child and an Old Stargazer stand outside at night

Child: Is that really what happened?
Stargazer: Well some of the details have been lost but for the most part yes.
Child: Grandpa I think you've gone senile. I should probably call mom.
Stargazer: Why would you say that you rapscallion?
Child: Because i'm pretty sure you didn't park your car in the middle of the woods
Stargazer: I want some ice cream.