Unfortunate Adventures in Ferelden - aka - OMG, Ogre Crotch
#26
Posté 29 novembre 2009 - 11:09
#27
Posté 29 novembre 2009 - 11:17
#28
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 12:49
Whoops.
So yes, jealous romance conversation was jealous. It was a bit horrifying. She was talking about petting my hair under the stars and... was I just asleep for that? ohhhh Maker help me.
Now all I can think is "THE MAKER TOLD ME TO TOUCH YOUR HAIR. O_O"
Also, toward the end of the game, Alistair kept randomly losing every bit of his clothing. That... is not helpful, Alistair. Yes, Alistair, I love you, but- there's this Darkspawn army RIGHT THERE. (Was apparently a DLC loading bug)
Modifié par Midnight Voyager, 30 novembre 2009 - 01:06 .
#29
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 12:51
IPerrin wrote...
Leliana's lip synching ruining her song
QFT.
Just made the whole scene laughable.
#30
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 12:53
Midnight Voyager wrote...
Yes, the Leliana random romance as my bit, except that wasn't it. I did everything right, but there's a bug where... well: "Leliana's romance is bugged if you raise her approval too fast without talking to her often."
Whoops.
So yes, jealous romance conversation was jealous. It was a bit horrifying. She was talking about petting my hair under the stars and... was I just asleep for that? ohhhh Maker help me.
Now all I can think is "THE MAKER TOLD ME TO TOUCH YOUR HAIR. O_O"
Also, toward the end of the game, Alistair kept randomly losing every bit of his clothing. That... is not helpful, Alistair. Yes, Alistair, I love you, but- there's this Darkspawn army RIGHT THERE. (Was apparently a DLC loading bug)
AHAHAHA.
Oh...oh...there should be a write-in category. That one would win. Heehee...maker...hair...hee...
*sound of Leliana busting up camp supplies and poisoning food*
Alistair: Heeeey!
#31
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 12:54
MassFrost wrote...
IPerrin wrote...
Leliana's lip synching ruining her song
QFT.
Just made the whole scene laughable.
Yeah, it was awful. I look away now, much better.
#32
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 12:55
#33
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 12:55
That's not a glitch but clearly Maker's miracleBathead wrote...
Oddest thing for me was a graphics glitch - A female chanter in Ostagar hovering about 3 feet off the ground.
#34
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 12:55
Recidiva wrote...
This is the main drawback of playing a dwarven warrior. Backed up against a wall in the fade facing an Ogre.
No escaping the ogre crotch. Oh Maker.
Other sad or disturbing bits:
Kissing Alistair, but he's...turned to the side and I'm apparently tonguing the edge of his helmet. Kinky.
Alistair's lips when he kills the Archdemon. Wait...mouths do that? I'm not sure kissing you was a good idea, or you just weren't trying hard enough for me.
Zevran joining my party for his crisis point, going to Howe's residence, putting on disguises...and then Zevran can no longer wear his default gear inexplicably. Nakee Zevran for the dungeon fights. Oh, oh dude. Unnecessary. This is not Fable and you're not gaining anything with a boast here.
What are your unfortunate adventures in Ferelden?
Stayed as a golem in the Fade, was funny watching a golem using stick xD
#35
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 01:03
Recidiva wrote...
AHAHAHA.
Oh...oh...there should be a write-in category. That one would win. Heehee...maker...hair...hee...
*sound of Leliana busting up camp supplies and poisoning food*
Alistair: Heeeey!
Seriously, I need to look up that dialog. Because she talked about how she'd watch me sleep.
Oh. MAKER. NO. Shale, PLEASE make sure Leliana does not watch me in my sleep, lest I never sleep again!
can't sleep. Leliana will pet me.
#36
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 01:07
Midnight Voyager wrote...
Seriously, I need to look up that dialog. Because she talked about how she'd watch me sleep.
Oh. MAKER. NO. Shale, PLEASE make sure Leliana does not watch me in my sleep, lest I never sleep again!
can't sleep. Leliana will pet me.
*desperately tries to look up spoilers as to how to get Midnight Voyager into her group.*
Damn. I need something called a space-time-continuum disruptor thingy. Wait! Maybe a control rod...
I just restarted as a dual wielding rogue. I sliced someone's head off and it was NOT a glitch. I'm so very happy.
#37
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 01:08

Apparently Shale and Wynne are going to the Tevinter Imperium to find a treatment for Shale's...affliction. Poor Shale.
#38
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 01:10
TeenZombie wrote...
Apparently Shale and Wynne are going to the Tevinter Imperium to find a treatment for Shale's...affliction. Poor Shale.
Eeeyikes.
I wonder if telling her it's quite slimming this time will work.
"No...no...it's...crumpled is IN this season!"
#39
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 01:14
Endurium wrote...
And yes, Leliana's lips and facial expressions while singing... Start the song, look away from the screen. Much better. Also the echo and chorus does not fit the open campfire scene one bit.
Sten used a keytar to back her up. Dog mixed the sound.
#40
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 01:25
Oh, I guess I have a dirty mind then ... I thought the whole licking lampposts discussion was the MM precursor.Recidiva wrote...
hOnOr wrote...
The conversation with Alister where he's trying to figure out if you want to pursue the MM romance is hard to tolerate.
Which? There is no MM romance option with Alistair.
You can ask him if he's had sex, but that's generic.
#41
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 01:30
#42
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 01:33
hOnOr wrote...
Oh, I guess I have a dirty mind then ... I thought the whole licking lampposts discussion was the MM precursor.
Heh. No, I guess it's just a precursor to everyone in camp knowing he's a virgin and giving him hell in conversations for the rest of the game and giving you an opportunity to get clued in.
You have the conversation if you're a girl too.
"I've licked my share of lampposts and then some."
"Now I have a horrible image in my head."
But conversation runs basically the same for men or women.
#43
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 01:51
I don't think it was planned, but man I about died laughing.
#44
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 02:02
catofnine wrote...
I don't know if this qualifies as an unfortunate adventure, but *immediately* after killing Branka Oghren breaks out his scripted victory line of "Excuse me while I do my happy dance." Or something to that effect.
I don't think it was planned, but man I about died laughing.
THAT REMINDS ME.
Okay, so, Oghren... got the killing blow on Branka.
He freaking decapitated her in a shower of gore.
...So, I guess you're over Branka, then, amirite?
#45
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 02:12
You go, random tower guard. You go.
#46
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 02:12
Midnight Voyager wrote...
THAT REMINDS ME.
Okay, so, Oghren... got the killing blow on Branka.
He freaking decapitated her in a shower of gore.
...So, I guess you're over Branka, then, amirite?
LOL!
That's one way of finalizing a divorce.
#47
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 02:41
#48
Guest_imported_beer_*
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 03:21
Guest_imported_beer_*
I don't know. I thought the guy who would roam around nekkid in camp was Oghren. Who'd have thought Sten did that sort of thing?
Also in one sequence, Sten spoke to the dog and the dog's nose was pasted to his crotch. I knew Dog and Sten liked each other very much. I didn't think they were ...that intimate.
#49
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 03:21
Midnight Voyager wrote...
THAT REMINDS ME.
Okay, so, Oghren... got the killing blow on Branka.
He freaking decapitated her in a shower of gore.
...So, I guess you're over Branka, then, amirite?
Haha i find that very amusing , way to end a relationship !
Only bug i seen is me having a romance with leliana in full armor, i was very disapointed as it toke me a hell of a time to get her into bed . I apparently hade raised her approval to fast . anoying bug.
#50
Posté 30 novembre 2009 - 03:57
Comes time for the final battle, and EVERYONE takes the field. End result is Sten charging an ogre and fighting it with his bare hands...AND WINNING.





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