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Unfortunate Adventures in Ferelden - aka - OMG, Ogre Crotch


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The first time I loaded up the game everyone was running around in underwear. Apparently the clothing wasn't rendered. Re-installed the game to fix that.

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Oddest thing for me was a graphics glitch - A female chanter in Ostagar hovering about 3 feet off the ground.

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Yes, the Leliana random romance as my bit, except that wasn't it. I did everything right, but there's a bug where... well: "Leliana's romance is bugged if you raise her approval too fast without talking to her often."

Whoops.

So yes, jealous romance conversation was jealous. It was a bit horrifying. She was talking about petting my hair under the stars and... was I just asleep for that? ohhhh Maker help me.

Now all I can think is "THE MAKER TOLD ME TO TOUCH YOUR HAIR. O_O"

Also, toward the end of the game, Alistair kept randomly losing every bit of his clothing. That... is not helpful, Alistair. Yes, Alistair, I love you, but- there's this Darkspawn army RIGHT THERE. (Was apparently a DLC loading bug)

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IPerrin wrote...

Leliana's lip synching ruining her song


QFT.

Just made the whole scene laughable.

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Midnight Voyager wrote...

Yes, the Leliana random romance as my bit, except that wasn't it. I did everything right, but there's a bug where... well: "Leliana's romance is bugged if you raise her approval too fast without talking to her often."
Whoops.
So yes, jealous romance conversation was jealous. It was a bit horrifying. She was talking about petting my hair under the stars and... was I just asleep for that? ohhhh Maker help me.
Now all I can think is "THE MAKER TOLD ME TO TOUCH YOUR HAIR. O_O"
Also, toward the end of the game, Alistair kept randomly losing every bit of his clothing. That... is not helpful, Alistair. Yes, Alistair, I love you, but- there's this Darkspawn army RIGHT THERE. (Was apparently a DLC loading bug)


AHAHAHA.

Oh...oh...there should be a write-in category.  That one would win.  Heehee...maker...hair...hee...

*sound of Leliana busting up camp supplies and poisoning food*

Alistair:  Heeeey!

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MassFrost wrote...

IPerrin wrote...

Leliana's lip synching ruining her song


QFT.

Just made the whole scene laughable.


Yeah, it was awful.  I look away now, much better.

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The Momentum graphic still on during the post coitus scene with Morrigan before the final battle. Rogues do it from behind, to use the old adage.

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Bathead wrote...

Oddest thing for me was a graphics glitch - A female chanter in Ostagar hovering about 3 feet off the ground.

That's not a glitch but clearly Maker's miracle Image IPB

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Recidiva wrote...

This is the main drawback of playing a dwarven warrior.  Backed up against a wall in the fade facing an Ogre.

No escaping the ogre crotch.  Oh Maker.

Other sad or disturbing bits:

Kissing Alistair, but he's...turned to the side and I'm apparently tonguing the edge of his helmet.  Kinky.

Alistair's lips when he kills the Archdemon.  Wait...mouths do that?  I'm not sure kissing you was a good idea, or you just weren't trying hard enough for me.

Zevran joining my party for his crisis point, going to Howe's residence, putting on disguises...and then Zevran can no longer wear his default gear inexplicably.  Nakee Zevran for the dungeon fights.  Oh, oh dude.  Unnecessary.  This is not Fable and you're not gaining anything with a boast here.

What are your unfortunate adventures in Ferelden?


Stayed as a golem in the Fade, was funny watching a golem using stick xD

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Recidiva wrote...

AHAHAHA.

Oh...oh...there should be a write-in category.  That one would win.  Heehee...maker...hair...hee...

*sound of Leliana busting up camp supplies and poisoning food*

Alistair:  Heeeey!


Seriously, I need to look up that dialog. Because she talked about how she'd watch me sleep.

Oh. MAKER. NO. Shale, PLEASE make sure Leliana does not watch me in my sleep, lest I never sleep again!

can't sleep. Leliana will pet me.

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Midnight Voyager wrote...

Seriously, I need to look up that dialog. Because she talked about how she'd watch me sleep.

Oh. MAKER. NO. Shale, PLEASE make sure Leliana does not watch me in my sleep, lest I never sleep again!

can't sleep. Leliana will pet me.


*desperately tries to look up spoilers as to how to get Midnight Voyager into her group.*

Damn.  I need something called a space-time-continuum disruptor thingy.  Wait!  Maybe a control rod...

I just restarted as a dual wielding rogue.  I sliced someone's head off and it was NOT a glitch.  I'm so very happy.

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Apparently Shale and Wynne are going to the Tevinter Imperium to find a treatment for Shale's...affliction.  Poor Shale. :(

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TeenZombie wrote...

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Apparently Shale and Wynne are going to the Tevinter Imperium to find a treatment for Shale's...affliction.  Poor Shale. :(


Eeeyikes.

I wonder if telling her it's quite slimming this time will work.

"No...no...it's...crumpled is IN this season!"

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Endurium wrote...


And yes, Leliana's lips and facial expressions while singing... Start the song, look away from the screen. Much better. Also the echo and chorus does not fit the open campfire scene one bit.



Sten used a keytar to back her up. Dog mixed the sound.

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Recidiva wrote...

hOnOr wrote...

The conversation with Alister where he's trying to figure out if you want to pursue the MM romance is hard to tolerate.


Which?  There is no MM romance option with Alistair.

You can ask him if he's had sex, but that's generic.

Oh, I guess I have a dirty mind then ... I thought the whole licking lampposts discussion was the MM precursor.

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Leliana's lip sync ruining her song rofl

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hOnOr wrote...
Oh, I guess I have a dirty mind then ... I thought the whole licking lampposts discussion was the MM precursor.


Heh.  No, I guess it's just a precursor to everyone in camp knowing he's a virgin and giving him hell in conversations for the rest of the game and giving you an opportunity to get clued in. 

You have the conversation if you're a girl too. 

"I've licked my share of lampposts and then some."
"Now I have a horrible image in my head."

But conversation runs basically the same for men or women.

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I don't know if this qualifies as an unfortunate adventure, but *immediately* after killing Branka Oghren breaks out his scripted victory line of "Excuse me while I do my happy dance." Or something to that effect.



I don't think it was planned, but man I about died laughing.

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catofnine wrote...

I don't know if this qualifies as an unfortunate adventure, but *immediately* after killing Branka Oghren breaks out his scripted victory line of "Excuse me while I do my happy dance." Or something to that effect.

I don't think it was planned, but man I about died laughing.


THAT REMINDS ME.

Okay, so, Oghren... got the killing blow on Branka.

He freaking decapitated her in a shower of gore.

...So, I guess you're over Branka, then, amirite?

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A tower guard used the Chasind mace you get in the Wilds to kill the first ogre you fight in the Tower of Ishal...By ramming said mace straight down its throat.



You go, random tower guard. You go.

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Midnight Voyager wrote...

THAT REMINDS ME.

Okay, so, Oghren... got the killing blow on Branka.

He freaking decapitated her in a shower of gore.

...So, I guess you're over Branka, then, amirite?


LOL!

That's one way of finalizing a divorce.

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I got one of the facial morph mods for Leliana & Morrigan (relatively minor changes, they still look like 'themselves'), and the lip synch morph is a LOT better. Leliana singing is easily watchable with it, which made it all worthwhile to me. Pretty song, so it was a shame to look away from it.

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The archdemon saw me and attacked my camp. All my companions were in their armor/robes. Except Sten who was a big giant in a tiny white thong. Unclad. I have no idea how or why.



I don't know. I thought the guy who would roam around nekkid in camp was Oghren. Who'd have thought Sten did that sort of thing?



Also in one sequence, Sten spoke to the dog and the dog's nose was pasted to his crotch. I knew Dog and Sten liked each other very much. I didn't think they were ...that intimate.

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Midnight Voyager wrote...


THAT REMINDS ME.

Okay, so, Oghren... got the killing blow on Branka.

He freaking decapitated her in a shower of gore.

...So, I guess you're over Branka, then, amirite?


Haha i find that very amusing , way to end a relationship !


Only bug i seen is me having a romance with leliana in full armor, i was very disapointed as it toke me  a hell of a time to get her into bed . I apparently hade raised her approval to fast . anoying bug.

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Oh, I had forgotten about this one. My first playthough, I didn't use Sten at ALL, so he never got any equipment and only ever had the starting clothing on.



Comes time for the final battle, and EVERYONE takes the field. End result is Sten charging an ogre and fighting it with his bare hands...AND WINNING.