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[Andraste_Reborn]

In my first run, I recruited Zevran and then stole his armour for my rogue, since it was two tiers higher than what she was wearing at the time. I also disarmed him so he was left standing in camp with nothing but his thong and boots through most of the game. I found him quite decorative, and hey, if he was planning to try assassinating me again, it made it harder for him to conceal a weapon.



Then the shrieks attacked the camp, forcing Zevran to fight them barehanded in his underwear. It did not go so well. After that, I made sure everyone back at camp was always dressed and properly armed.

[Genraku]

After seducing leliana, she's kneeling by the fire talking a bout watching me sleep.. then sten walks through the background behind her.. completely nekkid >.> the timing was just after she finished saying "you sleep." and he just walked from one end to the other.. and back off screen. X.x

[RunCDFirst]

Kosh_Naranek wrote...

One of my friends apparently ran into a bug where Leliana seemed convinced that my friend's character had been flirting with her and telling her she was in love with her and all that stuff (my friend was romancing Alistair).  This didn't kick in until Leliana suddenly and randomly freaked out over my friend being in love with Alistair and started saying things like "What about when we played with each other's hair under the stars?!".

It apparently made Leliana sound like a creepy stalker. 

That's not a bug but a feature. Leliana's just a huge creeper.

[Marcus Aurelius]

That one with alistair made me laugh for like an hour

[KenRed]

In my last play through, in the mage tower during the Fade section, I decapitated Flemith to end her control over Morrigan. I quickly right clicked on Morrigan to continue the conversation but it must have triggered the entire encounter and initial conversation again. So the whole time were were talking back and forth, Flemith had no head! I wish I took a screenshot!! I was dying laughing.

[Malificis]

Genraku wrote...

After seducing leliana, she's kneeling by the fire talking a bout watching me sleep.. then sten walks through the background behind her.. completely nekkid >.> the timing was just after she finished saying "you sleep." and he just walked from one end to the other.. and back off screen. X.x

LOL must see this

[Malificis]

I had one at Denerim in Eamon's estate where Morrigan was standing..wel...IN the mabari ("Rawr").

was weird watching the PC kiss her with her legs going through Rawr.

[cdtrk65]

Recidiva wrote...


I got stuck in a weird loop where I had to do the fade sequences over and over. There's that weird lag between finishing an encounter and having a cutscene trigger, (I've gotten to the habit of counting to 15 slowly before trying anything...)  I'd trigger convincing them to leave, trigger a battle, and then not wait...and be right back to triggering the convincing again, with nothing to talk to and nothing to kill, just bizarre displaced text and blank space.

Yes this is about the only one I have had...Hey it is a dream world so maybe it supposed to be repetitive.

One time, I had cut of Flemeth's head, and it did the whole convincing seen without it..lol

[TastyLaksa]

Recidiva wrote...

The Broodmother's story is intensely creepy. But I did think the graphics were...um...sub-par.  And I'm afraid her abdomen hitting the floor to cause shock waves just made me...um...giggle.
Weird bits of sound file showing up in weird places. Darkspawn pounding on Alistair and him saying "Oh...thank you...that's very nice."

It's also funny how the fight went from super hard to super boring once i realised there were places her tenticles couldn't reach. 

[Kinaori]

I was in the middle of the Redcliffe Village battle, undead everywhere, blood spatter all over us, scary DANGER music playing, and I click on a corpse to loot (or thought I did) and suddenly Alistair's all in my face about Zevran.



Yeah. Bad timing, my friend. Bad timing.

[asaiasai]

I don't consider this an unfortunate turn of events, i am actually quite fond of them. Having a conversation with Oghren while playing a female character, the camera angle to get Oghren's face in the frame usually does not go past the my characters bust line. I talk to Oghren alot lolz.



Asai

[interesting03]

Nothing major like most of these, but i had Zathrian cast blizzard right before losing the fight. The cutscene continued, however all of the npcs were frozen and covered in the blizzard's fog

[Lucy Glitter]

Apart from my character's eyeballs popping out from her lids and looking incredibly freaky in a few cutscenes, I haven't had many funny bugs.

[Apophis2412]

My Dwarven Commnor stabbing an ogre in the head.....with a mace.

[Alneverus]

Recidiva wrote...

It's weird, the romance triggers are random and I think I've picked them out, but it's very easy to start a romance without knowing it.
Leliana freaked out once over me and Morrigan, saying stuff like "You're splashing through her swamp!"
It doesn't happen if you avoid telling her she's beautiful or charming...and basically have no sense of humor or sense of teasing someone. When in doubt, be clinical. Though...not with Zevran, he digs that.
It's hard to know that someone is involved with you against your will if you trigger something and then their approval slowly builds until they're a jealous ball o' camp napalm.
It's blown up on me enuogh and I've screwed my approval so many times by sudden -25 losses that I try to avert my eyes if I'm not talking to my current focus of adoration.  It took me four games to learn how NOT to flirt.

You can actually use that to get her to talk about the other women there. After that make a comment about going back to Lothering and another about having no problem trying to talk a virgin out of their vows. That kills any romance right there.

[Ponce de Leon]

Oghren scene :

Oghren vs High Dragon : the final impact!

Oghren, armed and ready, attacking the dragon : " here comes OGHREN!"

Misses...

Dragon takes him into its mouth and kills him.

Could I call this an... epic fail?

[Jayce]

Favourite glitch of mine was the weird sexface one of my characters made during the sex scene with Leliana. I swear he went crossed eyed during the cowgirl shot.

[Recidiva]

Not a bug but just a surprise and then lots of laughing.

I decided to stealth my way through Howe's estate, and didn't really make my way directly to Anora. I was happily picking locks and looting chests.

Then I pick the lock to this one room, and there's a guard there and a woman on her knees in front of him. "I'm thinking - well, they're distracted. ******!" She's protesting they'll be seen and he's saying something like no we won't, don't remember exactly. And then out of a house full of guards and me being stealthed, and me picking locks right under Mabari noses (you'd assume they could smell me, but no) my stealth is revealed in a cutscene upon entering the room and I am foiled by ****** Man.

****** Man, Sandal and The Mad Hermit should be able to win the final battle on their own. Ferelden needs me not with such paragons of capability.

Modifié par Recidiva, 01 décembre 2009 - 01:32 .

[mrofni]

That is pretty funny Recidiva. I had a really funny bug happen to me. My party was this avatar character, Leliana, Morrigan, and Alistair. I went to party camp, and for some reason when I right clicked to move to the ground, they all moved to the location like in the regular world. I then talked to Leliana, and then we started the sex scene, you know the first fancy one in cinematic. However, Alistair and Morrigan were there watching in the background fully clothed. My character and Leliana was naked, but they weren't. Apparently my character and Leliana are exhibitionists.

[Recidiva]

mrofni wrote...

That is pretty funny Recidiva. I had a really funny bug happen to me. My party was this avatar character, Leliana, Morrigan, and Alistair. I went to party camp, and for some reason when I right clicked to move to the ground, they all moved to the location like in the regular world. I then talked to Leliana, and then we started the sex scene, you know the first fancy one in cinematic. However, Alistair and Morrigan were there watching in the background fully clothed. My character and Leliana was naked, but they weren't. Apparently my character and Leliana are exhibitionists.

That did crack me up.  Everyone else insists on a tent.  But Leliana likes to be watched, apparently.  Not that this surprises me.  She thought nuns in a convent were just trying to play hard to get and working it.

Modifié par Recidiva, 01 décembre 2009 - 01:48 .

[Rhys Cordelle]

hOnOr wrote...

Oh, I guess I have a dirty mind then ... I thought the whole licking lampposts discussion was the MM precursor.

You and every hopeful gay man who plays this game. <_<

Damn you Alistair. Why do you have to be so adorable?


Not a bug, but since someone mentioned the random tower guards antics, I happened to pause the game just as the Ogre was slain, and random tower guard was in the act of leaping towards his prey to perform a fatality. I selected him as my active character and then couldn't resist a 360 degree spin of him holding a pose that would have made Trinity proud.

[mrofni]

We need more stories! Start posting more stories!



I had a bug in the Dale Elf town. My character was hunched over forward, and would move with her feet dragging. She looked like she was exhausted/injured. It was almost a Smeagol or Hunchback of Notre Dame, except female. She was even like that in the cinematics. It was pretty funny to see her limping around town.

[Recidiva]

mrofni wrote...

We need more stories! Start posting more stories!

I had a bug in the Dale Elf town. My character was hunched over forward, and would move with her feet dragging. She looked like she was exhausted/injured. It was almost a Smeagol or Hunchback of Notre Dame, except female. She was even like that in the cinematics. It was pretty funny to see her limping around town.

Heh.  That happens to the blood mage in the tower, she's all contorted and walks off entirely contorted.

Even the regular running motion capture bugs me.  It looks like someone is suffering from arthritis or constipation.  I really do dislike that "battle ready" motion.

Looking at it from the side it looks fine, but from rear camera view it just looks like someone's scooting to the potty.

Sorry if I've ruined the game for some folks now.  I do that.

Modifié par Recidiva, 01 décembre 2009 - 06:57 .

[Alphakiller]

sometimes when i'm running around (like in the wilds during ostagar) the characters will get stuck in corners then have to catch up.

i've had that happen, and Daveth was stuck halfway through a running motion, one foot up and knees bent. somehow he just slid his way through to the next battle.

[Recidiva]

Oh! When talking to Riordan it gets very weird. There's a bird cage next to him on the table, and for some reason, the bird cage ends up on my head and I'm talking to Riordan through the bars.



Freaky.