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#1
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 Okay, so I'm fully aware of a lot of the running jokes of ME2 and ME3, Like Maurader Shields, Tali'Zorah's poker face. etc, 

I don't get the thing running around with Kai Leng and Cereal, what did I miss here?.

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The joke didn't originate in the games.

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Kastrenzo

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Must have been something from the books then, I forgot he was in a book.

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Kastrenzo wrote...

Must have been something from the books then, I forgot he was in a book.


Yeah, it's from Deception. As I understand it (haven't read it) Leng basically breaks into Anderson's apartment and (because he's such a badass!) eats some of Anderson's cereal, and pees in a vase.

So badass.

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Pinkflu wrote...

Kastrenzo wrote...

Must have been something from the books then, I forgot he was in a book.


Yeah, it's from Deception. As I understand it (haven't read it) Leng basically breaks into Anderson's apartment and (because he's such a badass!) eats some of Anderson's cereal, and pees in a vase.

So badass.


...really?

:blink:

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Pinkflu wrote...
So badass.

Badassfully

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Deception was crap anyways. Even Bioware's admitted it and they're planning on releasing new edited versions later on.
Dietz even had Turian rickshaws in that book...

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Here, let me help you.

First read through all of these rage comics:

LumpOfCole wrote...

If you want to 'read' Deception without reading Deception, I turned the whole thing into a Rage Comic.

Prologue: http://i.imgur.com/AELwf.jpg
Ch 01: http://i.imgur.com/Ng7oJ.jpg
Ch 02: http://i.imgur.com/NPlYL.jpg
Ch 03a: http://i.imgur.com/iKqe2.jpg
Ch 03b: http://i.imgur.com/gt0NY.jpg
Ch 04: http://i.imgur.com/e8JZC.jpg
Ch 05: http://i.imgur.com/qsZCx.jpg
Ch 06: http://i.imgur.com/Q0va5.jpg
Ch 07: http://i.imgur.com/xSyRb.jpg
Ch 08: http://i.imgur.com/FwSGA.jpg
Ch 09: http://i.imgur.com/0fNJS.jpg
Ch 10: http://i.imgur.com/56b8n.jpg
Ch 11.1: http://i.imgur.com/2Cor3.jpg
Ch 11.2: http://i.imgur.com/847kR.jpg
Ch 12: http://i.imgur.com/yGMt2.jpg
Ch 13: http://i.imgur.com/Ycmcs.jpg
Ch 14: http://i.imgur.com/TYtFw.jpg
Ch 15: http://i.imgur.com/kcJh8.jpg
Ch 16: http://i.imgur.com/0ClZT.jpg

Copy/paste links if you get 403 Error.



You can also read through this thread where I got them from.

http://social.biowar...3/index/9501387

After your done, you can wonder if you still have cereal at your apartment on Itansai...

And also why you didn't get the opportunity to kill him in ME3 with a sharpened tooth brush instead of an omniblade.

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TobiTobsen wrote...

Pinkflu wrote...

Kastrenzo wrote...

Must have been something from the books then, I forgot he was in a book.


Yeah, it's from Deception. As I understand it (haven't read it) Leng basically breaks into Anderson's apartment and (because he's such a badass!) eats some of Anderson's cereal, and pees in a vase.

So badass.


...really?

:blink:


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Hexedcoder wrote...

Here, let me help you.

First read through all of these rage comics:

LumpOfCole wrote...

If you want to 'read' Deception without reading Deception, I turned the whole thing into a Rage Comic.

Prologue: http://i.imgur.com/AELwf.jpg
Ch 01: http://i.imgur.com/Ng7oJ.jpg
Ch 02: http://i.imgur.com/NPlYL.jpg
Ch 03a: http://i.imgur.com/iKqe2.jpg
Ch 03b: http://i.imgur.com/gt0NY.jpg
Ch 04: http://i.imgur.com/e8JZC.jpg
Ch 05: http://i.imgur.com/qsZCx.jpg
Ch 06: http://i.imgur.com/Q0va5.jpg
Ch 07: http://i.imgur.com/xSyRb.jpg
Ch 08: http://i.imgur.com/FwSGA.jpg
Ch 09: http://i.imgur.com/0fNJS.jpg
Ch 10: http://i.imgur.com/56b8n.jpg
Ch 11.1: http://i.imgur.com/2Cor3.jpg
Ch 11.2: http://i.imgur.com/847kR.jpg
Ch 12: http://i.imgur.com/yGMt2.jpg
Ch 13: http://i.imgur.com/Ycmcs.jpg
Ch 14: http://i.imgur.com/TYtFw.jpg
Ch 15: http://i.imgur.com/kcJh8.jpg
Ch 16: http://i.imgur.com/0ClZT.jpg

Copy/paste links if you get 403 Error.



You can also read through this thread where I got them from.

http://social.biowar...3/index/9501387

After your done, you can wonder if you still have cereal at your apartment on Itansai...

And also why you didn't get the opportunity to kill him in ME3 with a sharpened tooth brush instead of an omniblade.



Reading that comic made my day... and made my mind about whether to touch those novels or not. Thanks.

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Pinkflu wrote...

Kastrenzo wrote...

Must have been something from the books then, I forgot he was in a book.


Yeah, it's from Deception. As I understand it (haven't read it) Leng basically breaks into Anderson's apartment and (because he's such a badass!) eats some of Anderson's cereal, and pees in a vase.

So badass.


Wow, he kind of sucks doesn't he?

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 Can't...stop...laughing :lol: 

And, as I'm currently playing Citadel 2, I don't think I can take him seriously any more.

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Damn! We should make Mass Effect 3 Abridged!

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Not mine, but relevant:

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TobiTobsen wrote...

Pinkflu wrote...

Kastrenzo wrote...

Must have been something from the books then, I forgot he was in a book.


Yeah, it's from Deception. As I understand it (haven't read it) Leng basically breaks into Anderson's apartment and (because he's such a badass!) eats some of Anderson's cereal, and pees in a vase.

So badass.


...really?

:blink:


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Someone shoop him to look like Anderson.


"Badassfully. What the hell Kai Leng. That was my last box of Honey Grahams. We are going to settle this. Once and for all."

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Unschuld wrote...

Hexedcoder wrote...

Here, let me help you.

First read through all of these rage comics:

LumpOfCole wrote...

If you want to 'read' Deception without reading Deception, I turned the whole thing into a Rage Comic.

Prologue: http://i.imgur.com/AELwf.jpg
Ch 01: http://i.imgur.com/Ng7oJ.jpg
Ch 02: http://i.imgur.com/NPlYL.jpg
Ch 03a: http://i.imgur.com/iKqe2.jpg
Ch 03b: http://i.imgur.com/gt0NY.jpg
Ch 04: http://i.imgur.com/e8JZC.jpg
Ch 05: http://i.imgur.com/qsZCx.jpg
Ch 06: http://i.imgur.com/Q0va5.jpg
Ch 07: http://i.imgur.com/xSyRb.jpg
Ch 08: http://i.imgur.com/FwSGA.jpg
Ch 09: http://i.imgur.com/0fNJS.jpg
Ch 10: http://i.imgur.com/56b8n.jpg
Ch 11.1: http://i.imgur.com/2Cor3.jpg
Ch 11.2: http://i.imgur.com/847kR.jpg
Ch 12: http://i.imgur.com/yGMt2.jpg
Ch 13: http://i.imgur.com/Ycmcs.jpg
Ch 14: http://i.imgur.com/TYtFw.jpg
Ch 15: http://i.imgur.com/kcJh8.jpg
Ch 16: http://i.imgur.com/0ClZT.jpg

Copy/paste links if you get 403 Error.



You can also read through this thread where I got them from.

http://social.biowar...3/index/9501387

After your done, you can wonder if you still have cereal at your apartment on Itansai...

And also why you didn't get the opportunity to kill him in ME3 with a sharpened tooth brush instead of an omniblade.



Reading that comic made my day... and made my mind about whether to touch those novels or not. Thanks.

Ditto x 9000!!!

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disc0nnect7

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Pinkflu wrote...

Kastrenzo wrote...

Must have been something from the books then, I forgot he was in a book.


Yeah, it's from Deception. As I understand it (haven't read it) Leng basically breaks into Anderson's apartment and (because he's such a badass!) eats some of Anderson's cereal, and pees in a vase.

So badass.


Sounds like something a cracked out hobo would do.

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mnomaha

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And yet bw thought it would be cool to introduce the t.wat in the third part of a trilogy, for a lame as$ fight scene.

Modifié par mnomaha, 28 mars 2012 - 04:12 .


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Pinkflu wrote...

Kastrenzo wrote...

Must have been something from the books then, I forgot he was in a book.


Yeah, it's from Deception. As I understand it (haven't read it) Leng basically breaks into Anderson's apartment and (because he's such a badass!) eats some of Anderson's cereal, and pees in a vase.

So badass.


Wow...I thought if I had read the books I would have liked his character more or something, but it looks like I would just have hated him more (If that is even possible :pinched:)

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I would rather read the twilight series than read these books.

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spiros9110 wrote...

Not mine, but relevant:

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lmao

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Andronic0s wrote...

Wow...I thought if I had read the books I would have liked his character more or something, but it looks like I would just have hated him more (If that is even possible :pinched:)


To be fair, Deception was crap anyways, and is full of inconsistencies. Very lore-breaking overall. Even Bioware's apologized for all the errors, and they're going to release edited versions in the future. (Kai Leng wasn't even the worst. It had turian rickshaws. You should've seen how long the hate thread for "Deception" was. lol)

So yeah, I think it's still nice to read the books, just not Deception. Kai Leng first appears in Retribution, and he was actually pretty boss in that one.

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MOELANDER wrote...

Damn! We should make Mass Effect 3 Abridged!


Mass Effect 3 *is* abridged.

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Those "Deception" comics up there had me chuckling. Right on.

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Hexedcoder wrote...

Here, let me help you.

First read through all of these rage comics:

LumpOfCole wrote...

If you want to 'read' Deception without reading Deception, I turned the whole thing into a Rage Comic.

Prologue: http://i.imgur.com/AELwf.jpg
Ch 01: http://i.imgur.com/Ng7oJ.jpg
Ch 02: http://i.imgur.com/NPlYL.jpg
Ch 03a: http://i.imgur.com/iKqe2.jpg
Ch 03b: http://i.imgur.com/gt0NY.jpg
Ch 04: http://i.imgur.com/e8JZC.jpg
Ch 05: http://i.imgur.com/qsZCx.jpg
Ch 06: http://i.imgur.com/Q0va5.jpg
Ch 07: http://i.imgur.com/xSyRb.jpg
Ch 08: http://i.imgur.com/FwSGA.jpg
Ch 09: http://i.imgur.com/0fNJS.jpg
Ch 10: http://i.imgur.com/56b8n.jpg
Ch 11.1: http://i.imgur.com/2Cor3.jpg
Ch 11.2: http://i.imgur.com/847kR.jpg
Ch 12: http://i.imgur.com/yGMt2.jpg
Ch 13: http://i.imgur.com/Ycmcs.jpg
Ch 14: http://i.imgur.com/TYtFw.jpg
Ch 15: http://i.imgur.com/kcJh8.jpg
Ch 16: http://i.imgur.com/0ClZT.jpg

Copy/paste links if you get 403 Error.



You can also read through this thread where I got them from.

http://social.biowar...3/index/9501387

After your done, you can wonder if you still have cereal at your apartment on Itansai...

And also why you didn't get the opportunity to kill him in ME3 with a sharpened tooth brush instead of an omniblade.


That Quarian in Ch2 is hot though.