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[Recidiva]

WHY am I checking out my mom's gear and seeing if it will sell well as a Noble?  No reason.  Why do you ask?  (I thought I was all cold and badassey.  But I still cried.)

WHY am I doing the same to Jory and Daveth and wondering if stripping them will gain me some cash and also give me a new cutscene with naked people?  Maybe Jory can't pull his sword.  Oooh.  Try it!

I can say "Fergus will be fine."  with no anxiety in my voice.

Why am I stealthing right now?  Oh.  No reason.  I'm just...I get feelings about things.

Anybody else experiencing ironic foreshadowing events as if your class were somehow...psychic? 

[Recidiva]

Upon encountering Morrigan, Barenaked Ladies run through my head. "You think you're so smart, but I've seen you naked, I'll probably see you naked again."



Anything Alistair says:

"Yes, honey."

"What?"

"Nothing."

[MatronAdena]

lol, I catch myself doing so all to often now, more so the stripping people I know are gonna be dead later on, mapping out who I need in the party at what earlier points to get certain things done faster etc etc. And I am much the same with Liliana, Huh? vision? oh, thats nice...yep, yup, yes dear, I love my hair too, yes luv, okay dear, ....

[Recidiva]

MatronAdena wrote...

lol, I catch myself doing so all to often now, more so the stripping people I know are gonna be dead later on, mapping out who I need in the party at what earlier points to get certain things done faster etc etc. And I am much the same with Liliana, Huh? vision? oh, thats nice...yep, yup, yes dear, I love my hair too, yes luv, okay dear, ....

It's got a very Rocky Horror quality for me now.

Like I should yell "Duncan!" instead of Brad and "Flemeth!" instead of Janet.

Hold up a lighter during the Ostagar massacre...

Me:  No, don't loot the wolf pelts.
Alistair:  Why not, they might be...
Me:  They're NOT.  Leave them.
Alistair:  Grumpy.

[wepeel_]

When people in your party die for good (like Jory and Daveth), all their items will end up in your inventory anyway, no need to strip them.

[bambooxfox]

You know where all the traps in the Deep Roads/Carta/Forest Ruins/Cult Temple are before the party's rogue has even detected them.

[Recidiva]

wepeel_ wrote...

When people in your party die for good (like Jory and Daveth), all their items will end up in your inventory anyway, no need to strip them.

Huh.  But awww...I'm practicing my avarice.  I'm so cute.

[Recidiva]

bambooxfox wrote...

You know where all the traps in the Deep Roads/Carta/Forest Ruins/Cult Temple are before the party's rogue has even detected them.

Hah!

Not asking Bann Teagan or the arlessa any questions. 

Alistair:  "We need some answers!"
Me:  No, not really.  I'm good.  Don't you remember this honey?
Alistair:  What?
Me:  *sigh*  Nothing.  Are you going to be a priss again if I let Jowan out this time?
Alistair:  What?
Me:  Oh, never mind, come on.  Windmill.  Yes, that tree smells like dog pee, but let's go anyway, kay?

*escape, escape, escape, "Oh, Maker's mercy, could it really be a de-?" escape*

To Bann Teagan:
Fine.  Ring.  Gotcha.  Will save you.  Off you go.

[Recidiva]

Me: What are you doing?
Ser Jory: I had fallen in battle and I think I require an injury kit. We have some, so I -
Me: You don't need it.
Ser Jory: But I'm certain I could perform better if I -
Me: (Persuade) Chicks dig scars.
Ser Jory:  That is...reassuring.
Me:  Moving on.  You look great, just don't...mess with it too much.

Modifié par Recidiva, 30 novembre 2009 - 02:09 .

[Varenus Luckmann]

Recidiva wrote...

Me: What are you doing?
Ser Jory: I had fallen in battle and I think I require an injury kit. We have some, so I -
Me: You don't need it.
Ser Jory: But I'm certain I could perform better if I -
Me: (Persuade) Chicks dig scars.
Ser Jory:  That is...reassuring.
Me:  Moving on.  You look great, just don't...mess with it too much.

By the gods, I did this this very day. D:

[Recidiva]

anaea123 wrote...

Alistair: Ah Lothe...
Me: We're going to the Circle tower, I want another healer.
Alistair: But I think we should talk about where we're go...
Me: Circle Tower.
Alistair: Well, I can't decide! I might be wrong!
Morrigan: Strike at your enemy...
Me: Circle Tower.
Alistair: I'm glad we have a plan.
Me: Me too. Circle Tower it is.

*done with circle tower*

Alistair: Arl Ea-
Me:  Let me go look at the map.
Alistair:  If he's all right, I hope he-
Me:  Oh look.  Right over there, that's not a smudge, that's a whole town.
Alistair:  Really?  But Arl-
Me:  I've got a hunch. Chop-chop, up you go.
Alistair:  Have you been having night-
Me:  mares.  Yes.  Very bad.  Dragon.  Brrrr...creepy.
Alistair:  Maybe we should-
Me:  I'll give you a cookie.
Alistair:  Ooooh!  Wait.  Before or after?

[Recidiva]

By the gods, I did this this very day. D:

I'm about to go to the Joining with nakee Jory and nakee Daveth after having hawked all their stuff at the Quartermaster.  I'm sure Jory's going to pull a sword from somewhere.

Duncan's too much of a prig to ask why I brought back two naked men.  If necessary I'll tell him it was for morale.

Me: Sir, the Grey Wardens do whatever is necessary to get the job done.
Duncan:  You didn't sass them, did you?
Me:  (Persuade) No sir.  Strictly above board.  Nooo sassing.  I promise.  Look, treaties!
Duncan:  And I heard something about cookies...
Me:  After the battle, sir.  There will be lots of cookies.  I'm a girl, I bake, I know these things.

[Rathengar]

So Recidiva will you marry me ?



I find you very funny , i need a funny woman. (and a real life)



Only a bonus you seem to play pc games aswell.



oooooh wait ..you are a female irl arent you ? ..... maybe i shouldn have asked .



And Jory will pull hes thrusty twohanded sword out of nowhere even if you strip him. I tried aswell.

[Null]

Stripping down NPC's are we? http://img266.images...egaywardens.jpg

Modifié par Mueller86, 30 novembre 2009 - 03:55 .

[Recidiva]

Rathengar wrote...

So Recidiva will you marry me ?

I find you very funny , i need a funny woman. (and a real life)

Only a bonus you seem to play pc games aswell.

oooooh wait ..you are a female irl arent you ? ..... maybe i shouldn have asked .

And Jory will pull hes thrusty twohanded sword out of nowhere even if you strip him. I tried aswell.

Oh, so sweet!  Thank you, I'm happy to be sharing giggles.
Alas I am already taken, although I appreciate the offer greatly.  I am a girl (and I do actually bake.)
Met my husband in a roleplay game online in fact.  He is more romantic than Alistair, more stalwart than Sten, more loyal than Dog, sings better than Leliana, more devious than Morrigan, more wise than Wynne,  quicker than Zev, funnier than Oghren and has shoulders about Shale's size.  I was already the luckiest woman alive, now luckier to have met you.

[Recidiva]

Mueller86 wrote...

Stripping down NPC's are we? http://img266.images...egaywardens.jpg

Hah!  Ironically Alistair and I were the only ones dressed for once.

[Rathengar]

Awww . Oh well the offer stands !



on another note ..



Thats a very funny screenshot Mueller86 .



Did you take the screenshot yourself ? or was it made by game automatic ?



The reason i ask is i cant get printscreen to take any screenshot even tho its the hotkey for it . Maybe you knew how to make it work if you toke it yourself. Remapping key doesn work either.

[PinkShira]

Lol, good to know I'm not the only strange one stripping my characters down before they die. I love watching Jory walk around with his sword superglued? to his back or is it magic???? He's a mage and he must be using blood magic... good thing Duncan killed him.

[Recidiva]

Me: *stares at the warehouse door*
Morrigan: I see no point to staring off into the distance as if you were contemplating something of great import. 'Tis a wall, there is nothing to contemplate. I believe you are simply overwhelmed by your task and equate the wall with the obstacles you face.
Me: Shut up and grab the other side of this body bag. And if anybody sees some silver bars, snag them. Eyes sharp, people.

Me: *stares at Dwynn*
Dwynn: WHAT? That's entirely too creepy for someone so tall.
Me: Something you want to tell me?
Dwynn: I said I'd fight for the town. What the hell?
Me: No, not that.
Dwynn: Can you be more specific?
Me: No. Dammit. I'll be back later.

Me: *stares at Sten*
Sten: What?
Me: Do I really have to drag you around Denerim to get certain conversation options? Can we just...not do that this time? Anything about...you know...kids...or...study...?
Sten: Yes.
Me: You suck, Sten.
Sten: Ask Morrigan about that.
Me: Retracted.

Modifié par Recidiva, 30 novembre 2009 - 04:29 .

[Vidar81]

lol funny caught myself doing this with mage.... cast AoE spells where I had a "feeling" there maybe bad guys.... oh look 2 cultist assassins get em shale

[PatT2]

Aw, man! That was just TOO darned funny! LOL Wipe here. Recidiva...you have some amazing talent. (Wiping tear from my cheek). They haven't tapped you yet to write dialog for this game? Or any game. Man, I'd buy that game. In a flash. Just sign it. I'm in line.

[Recidiva]

*hands out journals at camp*
We are all going to share our FEELINGS today. Keep in mind how cathartic this is when you write it down and how much you appreciate that I'm listening to you. You have 24 hours to all submit all hopes, dreams, secrets and ambitions...or lack thereof *stare at Alistair* in Codex form for me to absorb. I'm very busy. Thank you for your support.
I am accepting bids for romantic involvement, be creative. No, Oghren, limericks do not qualify. But write them down anyway in the margin somewhere, that's fine.

*ON THE MOUNTAINTOP*

Alistair: Ooooh, what's that horn, is it an instrument? I love music. Maybe you could give it to Leliana and she could play -
Me: *hides the horn behind her back* No. Not an instrument. No touching. NO TOUCHING.
*playful scuffle where I lose my grip*
Me: No! Don't!
*sound of a horn*
Me: Dammit...Alistair...oh look, very nice, now Wynne's dead. Are you HAPPY now?

Modifié par Recidiva, 30 novembre 2009 - 04:56 .

[Recidiva]

PatT2 wrote...

Aw, man! That was just TOO darned funny! LOL Wipe here. Recidiva...you have some amazing talent. (Wiping tear from my cheek). They haven't tapped you yet to write dialog for this game? Or any game. Man, I'd buy that game. In a flash. Just sign it. I'm in line.

This game did make me want to write for Bioware.  First.
I'd do it.  Soooo fast.
And thank you