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[Xandurpein]

In camp. Leliana is 1 point of dex shy of being able to use a new bow...



Me: Would you like to talk?

Leliana: What about?

Me: Well... uh... whatever makes you happy. I have this notion that if I make you happy enough you will get a dex boost and use the new bow.

Leliana: What's that?

Me: Never mind, Can we just talk about the weather?

Leliana: The stars are out tonight and I think I love you.

Me: Yiekes... let's not rush into things shall we.

Leliana: And why do you keep going to Morrigan's tent, are you playing with my feelings?

Me: Look, I just wanted you to like me, but this is getting out of hand.



(Leiliana approves -10)



(30 second load screen reloading the game)



Me: Can i interest you in two bottles of wine and an aged pair of pantaloons?



(Leiliana approves +4)

(Leliana gets Massive Dexterity +4)



Me: Phew!

[Recidiva]

Me: *sneaks up on Leliana in the middle of the night with a knife to her throat*

Leliana: I knew you liked me!

Me: I've had it. I'm tired of talking to you, there's no more Grace in the world, and you just won't trigger anything worthwhile. I swear to the Maker, if you ruin my perfect game because I can't get your personal quest done, I'm going to make you pay forever.

Leliana: That knife feels...funny. *sweet giggle*

Me: I knew you'd like it. Now. You were a bard. We're off to go kill Marjolaine, right?

Leliana: You care!

Me: Yes, I care.

Leliana: Can I...can I keep the knife?

Me: For tonight, sure. Don't tell Alistair.

Leliana: Thank you soooo much!

Me: Remember, Leliana. No shoes. EVER. Unless you cough up the accented wench.

Leliana: I love you too.

Me: I'd stay, but I'm off to kill Old Tegrin because I see no point in encountering him for the sixteenth time sans Ore and sans finding Jowan.

[Genraku]

Recidiva wrote...

Me: *sneaks up on Leliana in the middle of the night with a knife to her throat*
Leliana: I knew you liked me!

Dragon Age: Masochism

On another note:
Me: Here Morrigan drink this potion.
Morrigan: But I've full mana and health, 'twould be awaste.
Me: Its uh.. Not that kind of potion.
Morrigan: Another of your alchemical concoctions? You can't be serious, my arm STILL hasn't returned to its original size. Twas like walking around with a tree trunk chained to me.
Me: That was just the one time... and it was not supposed to affect your arm... >.> Anyways just drink it.
Morrigan: I would sooner kiss the dwarf than drink another of yourpotions
Oghren: Tent's open for ya!
Morrigan:Twas an expression imbecile!
Me:oh for the love of pidgeoncrap, *Secretly pours it in her stew pot*
some time later...
~Morrigan has learned the Spirit Healer Specialization!~
~Oghren has learned the Teetotaler specialization~
~Oghren has earned the achievement 'witches, wenches, and bears, Oh My"~
Morrigan: @.@

[Recidiva]

Leliana is such a masochist in my head when she says "They did...terrible things to me" I hear the word "terrible" as if it were "amazing"



Her facial expression is sad, though. She sells it, but lurking in Leliana is someone who wants whips and a safe word. Which I guess she thinks she can get from the Maker.

[Genraku]

Me: So Leliana.. about last night..Was it really necesarry to lug the torture rack ALL the way from Denerim to your tent? Or the iron Maiden..or those tools.

Leliana: I watched you sleep.

Me: ...I'm going to go ahead and find a way to lock my tent now. Dog, if anyone other than me comes in, bite off thier foot and throw ti at thier head.

Leliana: Oh Maker's Grace! I'll be in in an hour! Just let me get ready. *

Me: @.@ Shale...

[Keldon Northwind]

Leliana is that shy chick everyone knew back in school who you always thought would turn out the best of everyone and then find out she's a dominatrix at the local S/M club.

[Recidiva]

Keldon Northwind wrote...

Leliana is that shy chick everyone knew back in school who you always thought would turn out the best of everyone and then find out she's a dominatrix at the local S/M club.

Right.  And it's so very obvious.  I don't mind masochism in the least.  I do mind closet masochists who pretend they're not.  I've got a darkspawn horde to defeat and precious little interest or time waiting for her to arrive at her own bottom line.  Heh.  I said bottom line.  I'm so clever.

She's really NOT that complicated.  She just wishes she was.  So, there's a campfire.  Branding anyone?  A tasteful one maybe?  THEN can we go kill Marjolaine?  

[Recidiva]

Yay! I did it! I am officially Easily Sidetracked!



How that's not entirely obvious to anyone upon meeting me I do not know. But woo hoo!

[Rathengar]

Recidiva wrote...

Yay! I did it! I am officially Easily Sidetracked!

How that's not entirely obvious to anyone upon meeting me I do not know. But woo hoo!

Yay , grats !


I wish i could get my traveler achievement ...only one i miss ..*sniffs*
But i have giving up trying to get it ..it doesn work for me . Have completed game 14 times, and atleast 6 of em have only been because i been trying to get that damn thing.  So ya i have giving up.

I like Leliana , i dont think she's that bad  ... i mean she talks about pudding  ...Mmmm pudding *drools*

Well maybe the hardened version of Leliana is a baddie.

[Recidiva]

Rathengar wrote...

Yay , grats !

I wish i could get my traveler achievement ...only one i miss ..*sniffs*
But i have giving up trying to get it ..it doesn work for me . Have completed game 14 times, and atleast 6 of em have only been because i been trying to get that damn thing.  So ya i have giving up.

I like Leliana , i dont think she's that bad  ... i mean she talks about pudding  ...Mmmm pudding *drools*

Well maybe the hardened version of Leliana is a baddie.

Thank you!

And awwww.  I'm not sure I'm going for the Traveler one after seeing the frustration it brought you.

I haven't hardened her.  It's not really the conversations with the PC, it's her banter in party that is...most disturbing.  

[Memengwa]

Congrats from me as well.

*Unnecessary boasting* I got my achievement the 1st playthrough..

[Rathengar]

Memengwa wrote...

Congrats from me as well.
*Unnecessary boasting* I got my achievement the 1st playthrough..

Ya i know , alot and i mean alot have gotten it first playthrou.

But there is also alot that havent gotten it doing an insane amounts of playthrou.

So i take it that it is bugged somehow

[Recidiva]

Memengwa wrote...

Congrats from me as well.
*Unnecessary boasting* I got my achievement the 1st playthrough..

Yay!  Thank you.

I missed so much content the first playthrough.  And in fact didn't even turn in a lot of the quests that I did get done.

I went straight after the main quest mostly.

Second time through and I realize in Arl Howe's estate, I mostly made a beeline for Arl Howe and missed...everything else.  Including the papers for Riordan.  Second playthrough is like "Holy crap, all of Denerim is down here.  How did I miss this?"

So first time yeah, if it wasn't an arrow I was tripping over, I didn't really bother. 

[Recidiva]

*At Arl Eamon's Estate*



Me: Shale, I need you for a few spare hours, if you would.

Shale: I suppose I could be persuaded. It's not as if I sleep. It is late, isn't it?

Me: I need a tunnel.

Shale: A tunnel?

Me: A tunnel into and out of Arl Howe's dungeons.

Shale: A tunnel should be no problem. What sort of tunnel?

Me: There are sorts?

Shale: Big, small, roomy, do you need to drag in ballista?

Me: We only have a few hours.

Shale: Due to my specific nature, I can provide options.

Me: Ballista would be nice, but just so it doesn't collapse in on us is the only requirement.

Shale: Excellent. Ballista make retreat difficult on occasion.

Me: You're definitely a dwarf.

Shale: Take that back or it doesn't get its tunnel.

Me: You're definitely the best creation under any sun and the Maker Himself is jealous of your grandeur.

Shale: One tunnel. Coming right up.

[gotthammer]

Recidiva wrote...

Shale: Take that back or it doesn't get its tunnel.

I'm suddenly reminded of 'Buffalo Bill' from 'Silence of the Lambs', somehow... "It rubs the lotion on its skin...."

[Recidiva]

gotthammer wrote...

I'm suddenly reminded of 'Buffalo Bill' from 'Silence of the Lambs', somehow... "It rubs the lotion on its skin...."

Oh, me too.  Shale is half Bea Arthur and half Jame Gumb. 

[Denlath Vestor]

Recidiva wrote...

gotthammer wrote...

I'm suddenly reminded of 'Buffalo Bill' from 'Silence of the Lambs', somehow... "It rubs the lotion on its skin...."

Oh, me too.  Shale is half Bea Arthur and half Jame Gumb. 

You guys are totally creeping me out! I'm going to go right back to camp and kick Shale out! I can't trust her at night now!

Modifié par Denlath Vestor, 07 décembre 2009 - 10:07 .

[Recidiva]

Denlath Vestor wrote...

You guys are totally creeping me out! I'm going to go right back to camp and kick Shale out! I can't trust her at night now!

I only sleep well knowing I'm the scariest thing in camp.  If there is a coup, Dog will alert me.

[sagevallant]

Recidiva wrote...

Leliana is such a masochist in my head when she says "They did...terrible things to me" I hear the word "terrible" as if it were "amazing"

Her facial expression is sad, though. She sells it, but lurking in Leliana is someone who wants whips and a safe word. Which I guess she thinks she can get from the Maker.

She wanted to feel bad for liking something fun. Religion was the obvious choice.

[Recidiva]

sagevallant wrote...

She wanted to feel bad for liking something fun. Religion was the obvious choice.

This religion anyway.  Eeyikes, the Chantry freaks me out.  Every time I start the mage origin I want to claw my own skin off within minutes.  The demon in the harrowing is cool by comparison.

[sagevallant]

Recidiva wrote...

sagevallant wrote...

She wanted to feel bad for liking something fun. Religion was the obvious choice.

This religion anyway.  Eeyikes, the Chantry freaks me out.  Every time I start the mage origin I want to claw my own skin off within minutes.  The demon in the harrowing is cool by comparison.

He's so cuddly in bear form.

[Recidiva]

sagevallant wrote...

He's so cuddly in bear form.

You'd think laying down in that position with all those...spikes...might not be the best option.  But I guess demons are all crabby for one reason or another.

[thegreateski]

And now I'll never look at leliana the same way ever again.

[Recidiva]

thegreateski wrote...

And now I'll never look at leliana the same way ever again.

I'm sorry.

Character insight is a double-edged sword.  Or straight razor.

[Genraku]

I think he means the *ahem* Other demon.

On another note

Me: So tell me again while we brought you up here?

Genitivi: Only I know how yo open the door. Its locked

Me. its a door. We unlock it or bash it down.

Brother Genitivi: But this door is part of history, we can't damage itJust give me your amul--

Me: *Neckpunches and drops him to the side* I'll Keep the amulet thanks. And really its just a door. Shale can you open this?

Shale: Must it always make me its battering ram?

Me: If the Shale wants to go to Cadash Thaig it does. >.>

Shale: One open door on the way..