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[Recidiva]

Muppets DA:O

Sten: Sam the Eagle
Alistair: Kermit
Dog: Animal
Morrigan: Ms. Piggy
Bodahn: Fozzie Bear
Sandal: Crazy Harry
Oghren: Gonzo
Leliana: Janice
Zevran: Dr. Teeth

PC: Guest host

...I don't have a Wynne.  Muppets are lacking in guidance.  She's the granny in muppet babies?

Modifié par Recidiva, 16 décembre 2009 - 02:10 .

[Recidiva]

cpip wrote...

Recidiva wrote...

Everything's better with muppets.

Now I picture Muppet Dragon Age.  Kermit as Alistair!  Fozzie Bear as Oghren!  Miss Piggy as Leliana!  

But yeah, the two Gossips in every town I dubbed Statler & Waldorf somewhere along the way.

Hah!  Great minds and all. 

[Recidiva]

Dark Elf 91 wrote...

I never said that Loghain wasn't an veil bastard, nor did I try to defend his actions, I'm just saying it wasn't king Cailan he was after.

Heh.  Nope, he was after...Orlesians. 

Also curiously absent.

[cpip]

Recidiva wrote...

Muppets DA:O

Sten: Sam the Eagle
Alistair: Kermit
Dog: Animal
Morrigan: Ms. Piggy
Bodahn: Fozzie Bear
Sandal: Crazy Harry
Oghren: Gonzo
Leliana: Janice
Zevran: Dr. Teeth

PC: Guest host

...I don't have a Wynne.  Muppets are lacking in guidance.  She's the granny in muppet babies?

See, I was thinking of replacing Bodahn and Sandal with ... Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beeker.

MEEP!  MEEEEEEP! 

[Zenocrate]

oh come ON....Sten is clearly cookie monster.

[Cybercat999]

Me: Zevran, move your ass from that chest so I can loot *click*

Zevran: So what has been going on between Alistair...

Me: *esc* *esc* *click* *esc* Ohhh I almost missed this corpse under Alistairs feet *click*

Alistair: I know Leliana is hot but.....

Me: *click* *esc* *esc* *click*

Me: Ok I think we are done here. Erm what is Zevran doing sulking in the corner?

Leliana: I think you looted his medium silver bar.

Me: Hmmm, I dont think so *checks screen*

Zevran disapproves -23

Alistair disapproves -18

Me: Wtf?!? Did I give wrong answers again? *sigh*

Leliana: You mean telling them you choose me was wrong answer?

Leliana disapproves -32

Me: *checks saved games* Hell, I am not doing entire Fade all over again. Screw you all, I am taking the Dog, Sten and Shale from now on, at least I cant romance any of them...

[Zandilar]

Heya,

tigrina wrote...
Well, yes. Did you read the books (ie The Stolen Throne and/or The Calling)? The second one actually has some promiss on how it could be.. different, maybe.

Umm... No. I don't even know where to start looking for them in this country. It's a pig in a poke whether the big book chains would carry them (computer game and other role playing novels and books) - sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. *mutters about Australian book sellers*

Modifié par Zandilar, 16 décembre 2009 - 04:55 .

[tigrina]

Zandilar wrote...

Heya,

tigrina wrote...
Well, yes. Did you read the books (ie The Stolen Throne and/or The Calling)? The second one actually has some promiss on how it could be.. different, maybe.

Umm... No. I don't even know where to start looking for them in this country. It's a pig in a poke wether the big book chains would carry them - sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. *mutters about Australian book sellers*

www.booktopia.com.au useful maybe?

I'm glad I restrained myself for giving spoilers.

[Zandilar]

Heya,

tigrina wrote...

www.booktopia.com.au useful maybe?

I'm glad I restrained myself for giving spoilers.

I wouldn't have cared.  I'm the sort of person who flips to the end of the book.

I have been especially known to do it with novels I love to bits and also novels I find as boring as heck.

Aaaanyway, I'll check out that site. Thanks for the reference.

[Genraku]

During the Harrowing

Rage demon: I shall devour your soul and scatter the leftovers across the fade!

ME: Yeah yeah you had a deal with mouse the pride demon adn want to both posses me. Which way to the bathroom?

Mouse: I am not!

Rage demon: Fool! you are in the fade where you shall languis--

Me: Seriously, either you tell me where the bathroom is or I douse YOU like a Mabari after a 2 day march.

Rage demon: Er. third floating rock on the left past the spirit of Valor, Just get back here soon so I can CRUSH YOUR SOUL into the festering pit of the guilty!

* Pc returns sometime later with a bucket in tow*

Rage demon: Ah finally, now I can take your soul and rip my weay into the living world! Death adn fire wiell rei<Sploosh> Nooooo!

*Smoke billows from the rage demon as he smolders and melts into the ground*

Me: stopping Fade fires one bucket at a time.

Mouse: You did it! now hurry and<sploosh> I said I'm NOT a demon why are you thowing water at me?

Me: You smell.

Mouse: its the fade, nothing smells

Me: Oh sod it, just die. * Stompes on Mouse's head* there I beat the pride demon. Unharrow me now. I I think My robe in the real world needs a change. >.>

[Recidiva]

cpip wrote...

See, I was thinking of replacing Bodahn and Sandal with ... Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beeker.

MEEP!  MEEEEEEP! 

That works too!

Oh...I wish there were a Swedish Chef.

[Recidiva]

*in the Tower*



Me: Alistair, I'm sorry you had to kill the demons that looked like the nice old lady and those children. They were mages, and probably blood mages and abominations. I know you said you wouldn't help me, but you did and I appreciate it.

Alistair: *cold shoulder*

Me: I found some things...and I just don't know what to do with them any more. As a few tokens of my appreciation, would you take these for me? Do whatever you choose with them. Maybe start an orphanage. In memory of those lives lost. *hands over mercy sword, shoes, remarkable stones...bits of jewelry....some precious metal...*

Alistair: Thank you...I...I shouldn't be selfish. These will surely save lives.

Me: Of course they will. When this is all over and you're in a position to do something to help out with all the horror in the world, we'll start that orphanage.

Alistair: That...that does sound good.

Me: Wonderful. Everything that we have that's left over when this is all over goes to charitable causes.

Alistair: I'm glad you can still see the bigger picture.

Me: Clear as a silverite vein after a rock slide.

[mousestalker]

Recidiva wrote...

cpip wrote...

See, I was thinking of replacing Bodahn and Sandal with ... Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beeker.

MEEP!  MEEEEEEP! 

That works too!

Oh...I wish there were a Swedish Chef.

Loghain. They are equally successful in their chosen fields.

[Recidiva]

mousestalker wrote...

Loghain. They are equally successful in their chosen fields.

*inelegant giggle*  Yes.  That's mean.  I like it.

Loghain:  Doc Hopper
Howe:  Max Krassman

[Seallyn]

Recidiva wrote...

Muppets DA:O

Sten: Sam the Eagle
Alistair: Kermit
Dog: Animal
Morrigan: Ms. Piggy
Bodahn: Fozzie Bear
Sandal: Crazy Harry
Oghren: Gonzo
Leliana: Janice
Zevran: Dr. Teeth

PC: Guest host

...I don't have a Wynne.  Muppets are lacking in guidance.  She's the granny in muppet babies?

I think Pepe would make a great Zevran or vice versa

[Rhinna]

Ohgren is definitely Oscar the Grouch!

[Recidiva]

Rhinna wrote...

Ohgren is definitely Oscar the Grouch!

Oh man, now I have images of a drunken Oghren singing the "I Love Trash" song.

And now Alistair is Ernie singing the rubber ducky song...

Oh boy.

[Recidiva]

*on the Mountaintop*

Sten: We just killed a dragon.
Me: At level 10.
Sten: It was a large dragon.
Me: I was scared. You were all so brave.
Alistair: Thaiger killed...a dragon.
Me: And the Archdemon is...?
Thaiger: *declarative bark!*
Me: That's right. A dragon.
Alistair: This is certainly encouraging.
Sten: Perhaps coming up the mountain was not so cowardly a decision as I thought.
Alistair: Let's sell all this into cash and then build up the orphanage fund.
Me: Sounds excellent. We don't need more than three sets of gear and I've already got a two handed Starfang. And I know where to take this scale. What more could a girl want?
Alistair: At this rate I doubt we need the other armies. That was a BIG dragon.
Me: *sigh* You'd think so, but so far we've only gone to the tower. There's a lot we still have to do.
Alistair: Screw 'em!
Me: I like the sound of that.
Sten: It really was a very big dragon.
Thaiger: *relieves himself on the dragon corpse*
Me: Good boy!

Modifié par Recidiva, 16 décembre 2009 - 09:44 .

[Axterix]

Recidiva wrote...

Muppets DA:O

Fozzie the Bear would be Alistair.  All that humor to deflect insecurities?  And, besides, can't you just hear Alistair saying "Wocka Wocka Wocka!"

I'd go with Rowlf for Dog, Rizzo the Rat for Zevran.  For Sandal and Bodahn, I'd imagine Animal and Dr. Teeth.  Can just hear Animal going "Enchantment!  Enchantment!"

Wynne is a bit of a problem, yeah.  Maybe put Bert in drag

Kermit would be either the PC or maybe Duncan.

But if they did make DA: Muppets, we'd definitely need to be able to travel with Statler and Waldorf.  If you thought Morrigan disapproved...hehe.

[Recidiva]

Axterix wrote...

Fozzie the Bear would be Alistair.  All that humor to deflect insecurities?  And, besides, can't you just hear Alistair saying "Wocka Wocka Wocka!"

I'd go with Rowlf for Dog, Rizzo the Rat for Zevran.  For Sandal and Bodahn, I'd imagine Animal and Dr. Teeth.  Can just hear Animal going "Enchantment!  Enchantment!"

Wynne is a bit of a problem, yeah.  Maybe put Bert in drag

Kermit would be either the PC or maybe Duncan.

But if they did make DA: Muppets, we'd definitely need to be able to travel with Statler and Waldorf.  If you thought Morrigan disapproved...hehe.

There's nothing the muppets can't do.

I'm going to teach everyone to sing "Rainbow Connection" on the road.  I'm sure Sten has a lovely baritone.

[Servant of Nature]

Recidiva wrote...
And now Alistair is Ernie singing the rubber ducky song...

Oh boy.

Oh no.  Mental image.  Theater of the mind!  Can't... stop... giggling....

[Recidiva]

Servant of Nature wrote...
Oh no.  Mental image.  Theater of the mind!  Can't... stop... giggling....

It gets worse.  For some reason Sten is now singing "I Like Big Butts"

I told you I was evil.

[mousestalker]

I nominate Miss Piggy to play Anora. That way the captain from 'Pigs in Space' can play Cailan.

[Seallyn]

I like the idea of Bert in drag, it's very fitting!

[Axterix]

Recidiva wrote...

There's nothing the muppets can't do.

I'm going to teach everyone to sing "Rainbow Connection" on the road.  I'm sure Sten has a lovely baritone.

Statler: I liked that part at the end.
Waldorf: What did you like about it?
Statler: That it was the end!