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[Seallyn]

mousestalker wrote...

Last play through I had this song running through my poor tired brain. Only the line was "They're taking the wardens to Ostagar."

Awesomeness!!!  I think of Lord of the Rings a lot when playing this game.  That or Wow.  Although the song for the fight between Darth Maul and Qui Gon pops into my head during various battles.  Meh.  When I get sad I think of the little song Pippin sings to Denethor.

Home Is Behind
The World Ahead
And There Are Many Paths To Tread
Through Shadow
To The Edge Of Night
Until The Stars Are All Alight

Mist And Shadow
Cloud And Shade
All Shall Fade
All Shall...Fade

Modifié par Seallyn, 18 décembre 2009 - 08:29 .

[Seallyn]

Sialater wrote...


Nah, Vala loved Daniel, Morrigan hates Alistair. 

'Tis true, but when I was first playing through I didn't realize how much they really hated each other.  In Stargate, Daniel does act like he hates Vala till the end and really beyond (since the whole part where they hooked ended up not happening).  I actually really liked Daniel and didn't like him being with Vala, so I left Morrigan at camp as soon as I was able 'cause I didn't want to hear them talking.  I was like "HANDS OFF MY MAN, SKANK!"  I needn't have worried however.  Oh well.

Modifié par Seallyn, 18 décembre 2009 - 08:28 .

[Recidiva]

Seallyn wrote...

Isolde deserves to be punched in the face so much. 

Oh, she does.  I think I really enjoyed it.  I do.  I had expected her to cut his throat herself, because I had that happen accidentally once, but the punching was so much better.

Modifié par Recidiva, 18 décembre 2009 - 08:30 .

[Sialater]

Too bad you can't slap Anora.

[Seallyn]

Punching is just so much better. Get's all the anger out and you didn't have feel bad (or not so bad) about killing someone.

[Loki330]

mousestalker wrote...

Last play through I had this song running through my poor tired brain. Only the line was "They're taking the wardens to Ostagar."

Oh I don't know, this one's hell to remove from the brain too. I did an allnighter to this once, on repeat. Towards the end (read; early morning) finishing the essay so I could stop listening to it was motivation enough.

Modifié par Loki330, 18 décembre 2009 - 08:32 .

[Recidiva]

Sialater wrote...

Too bad you can't slap Anora.

I'd pay for that.

[Seallyn]

Sialater wrote...

Too bad you can't slap Anora.

I know right. 

Me: Aren't you a little short to be a guard?
Anora: Blah blah (whatever mean thing she says that I can't rememeber)
Me: Um...ok.  How about I just leave you here to rot then.  Sound good?  Good.  Lates.

Modifié par Seallyn, 18 décembre 2009 - 08:37 .

[mousestalker]

Howe: I deserved....more... (expires in welter of blood and gore)



Warden: You two, you're mages right?



Mage1: Um, yeah. So we can so kick your butt.



Warden: Would you rather fight and run the risk of dying like your former boss, or earn an easy ten sovereigns?



Mage2: You want to hire us?



Warden: Sure. All you have to do is make sure Queen Anora stays in her room for the next month. Think you can do that?



Mage1: You want us to continue to keep her prisoner?



Warden: Yes. That good with you?



Mage 1: Sure. No problem



Mage 2: Whatever you say, boss. So you weren't here to rescue her?



Warden: Heck no. Howe killed all my family. This was straight revenge here. The Queen is fine where she is. Just to be straight, she stays locked up for a month and then you guys can split.



Mage1: You're the boss.

[Recidiva]

Mage 2: Can we slap her?

Warden: Oh, good idea. Me first, then I gotta bail.

[Sialater]

Recidiva wrote...

Mage 2: Can we slap her?
Warden: Oh, good idea. Me first, then I gotta bail.

Can't .... stop.... giggling.... at.... work......

[Recidiva]

Sialater wrote...

Can't .... stop.... giggling.... at.... work......

Once again...SO glad I work at home.  The only backlash is my husband saying "WHAT?" and me helplessly pointing to my monitor while trying hard not to pass out from oxygen deprivation.

[Zavrian]

Dwarven Commoner: I gotta say, Dwarves are interesting again. But to actually live here is hell.



Rica: What?



Dwarven Commoner: Nothing, Sis.



----



*Duncan recruits Dwarven Commoner*



Dwarven Commoner: Leske, before I go, a piece of advice, my man.



Leske: Sure, what?



Dwarven Commoner: Don't stay down here. I know you can't join the Wardens, but don't stay down here. Jarvia will....um.....kill you. Yeah.



Leske: Oh sod it. Really?



Dwarven Commoner: Yeah, really. Head for the surface. In fact, follow me and Duncan out. Duncan, tell him how to get to Denerim, would you?



Duncan: Eh....certainly. You know of Denerim?



Dwarven Commoner: In a manner of speaking. Anyway, Leske, when you get there, look for one of our people who is a merchant in the market district. Offer to work for him. Trust me, it will work out.



Leske: Okay, if you say so, Duster!



Dwarven Commoner: I do.



----



Bhelen: Greetings, little--



Dwarven Commoner: Yeah yeah yeah. Get this straight, Bhelen; I'm helping you for the sake of Rica and the Casteless in general. Not for any other reason. I know you're a ruthless sociopath and you're only giving the Castless some lukewarm half-hearted opportunities so you can use us as a power base.



Bhelen: ....right, then.



----



Shale: I knew the day would come when someone would find the--



PC: Yeah yeah yeah. Let me sum up; you were a Dwarven woman who volunteered to become a Golem. Don't worry, it won't affect your oveall identity much.



Shale: ....it is very strange, for a flesh creature.



PC: Yeah, I know. Front and center, I'll boost your CON so you can tank.



---



Ostagar Council of War



PC: *bashes Uldred and Reverend Mother's heads together, then grabs nearest torch and sets Loghain's hair on fire*



----



Loghain: So the only reason my life was spared was so I could die with the Archdemon.



PC: Well, that and the fact that you are much less annoying than Alistair.



Loghain: Thank you....I think...

[Recidiva]

My sympathies...from an evil dwarven commoner who just can't help but side with Bhelen because he's an ass. And because that gives me an "in" to the royal family, which just might come in handy.

[Sialater]

Orzammar IS a cesspool, isn't it? They need to hire Sgt. Kylon.

[Recidiva]

Sialater wrote...

Orzammar IS a cesspool, isn't it? They need to hire Sgt. Kylon.

This is why I'm going with the Golems this time.  It looks like I'm siding with Bhelen.  But it's Branka all the way, baby.

[Seallyn]

Sialater wrote...

Orzammar IS a cesspool, isn't it? They need to hire Sgt. Kylon.

I DESPISE Orzammar.  It's boring, long and all the dwarves are such jerks.  Boo.  Not to mention my computer is old so places where there are lot of mist or fire or lava tend to run slow.  This means that Orzammar takes even LONGER to get through.  Bah.  I should just become queen of the dwarves (even if I'm not a dwarf) so I don't have to mess with all the tunnels and such.  Problem solved!

[Recidiva]

Seallyn wrote...

I DESPISE Orzammar.  It's boring, long and all the dwarves are such jerks.  Boo.  Not to mention my computer is old so places where there are lot of mist or fire or lava tend to run slow.  This means that Orzammar takes even LONGER to get through.  Bah.  I should just become queen of the dwarves (even if I'm not a dwarf) so I don't have to mess with all the tunnels and such.  Problem solved!

They kicked out the two coolest people.  Leske and Gorim are gone.  No more point to going.  All that's left are rude people and a ridiculous dearth of nugs.

[Zachriel]

That's funny. Orzammar is my favorite part of the game. You fight more darkspawn in the Deep Roads than anywhere else, except possibly the final battle. Makes me feel like my Gray Warden is actually doing, you know, his job.



Of course, the city itself I could do without.

[sravenblood]

Trista (Me):Well, he certainly fell for it. He was always a bit retarded.



The slender elf rogue, kicked the now cooling body of the "noble" fool Alistiar. Her armor was drenched in black blood and her curved daggers dripped with the foul stuff. She brushed back her long, white-silver hair and grinned at the comely redhead next to her.



Leliana chuckled and sheathed strung her bow. She was somehow clean of the foul darkspawn blood and looked as gorgeous as ever.

Leliana: Of course he fell for it. Ee is a male, no?

Trista: Indeed he is. A few kind words, some flirting and a night of sex and he is willing to die for me. It is a good thing you found out about the Archdemon killing blow thing from that foool Riorden.

Leliana: It was easy. The old fool 'ad been locked up and was 'orney as a goat.



Leliana giggled at this and Trista chuckled with her as she wiped the blades on the dead fool's cloak and sheathed each one. She then glanced around and tossed back her hair.

Trista: Well, now that I am alive, how about we go kill Anora in a few weeks with your special charm and I take the throne?

Leliana grinned and leaned in close to taste the sweet lips of her elven paramour and licked them lightly before leaning back and nodding.

Leliana: Sounds good.



Trista kicked the dead fool again and pulled out the flower he had given her and tossed it on his corpse with a smirk, walking arm in arm from the tower with her lover.



Now that is a happy ending!

[Recidiva]

sravenblood wrote...

Now that is a happy ending!

Huzzah!  Lel gets some love!

[sravenblood]

Indeed, Recidvia! I have done all the romances and Lel's is the one I have the most fun with. Now if someone would make a mod where we can take the throne...

[Swanney]

sravenblood wrote...

Indeed, Recidvia! I have done all the romances and Lel's is the one I have the most fun with. Now if someone would make a mod where we can take the throne...

Not sure about the "we", but queen is apparenty possible www.dragonagenexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=74

Modifié par Swanney, 19 décembre 2009 - 05:21 .

[sravenblood]

Cool Mod, but it says you have to marry Alistair. I don't like the whiney ass, but perhaps, marry him take the throne and kill him later. Might work.

[Zandilar]

Heya,

sravenblood wrote...

Indeed, Recidvia! I have done all the romances and Lel's is the one I have the most fun with. Now if someone would make a mod where we can take the throne...

I'm not sure Leliana's personality stretches quite as far as that (your little script a couple of posts up)... Maybe it does... and I'm too a big softy and don't want to see it! (In any event, I like me some Leliana/fem!PC, and I'll take it however I can get it!!)

Does Alistair insist on taking the killing blow if you're female but only friends with him? Just curious, my current playthrough has the fem!Cousland!PC as the tank and is going to talk Al into accepting Morrigan's offer (and into marrying Anora), and my next playthrough will probably be fem!Cousland!RoguePC, Lel, Zev, and either Morrigan or Wynne... With the PC probaby sacrificing herself (or talking Al into taking Morrigan's offer if I chicken out)... So no Alistair to check it out on.

Modifié par Zandilar, 19 décembre 2009 - 06:51 .