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[Recidiva]

Spaceweed10 wrote...

You sleep with Alistair - wow, that is just....sad.

My first impulse of course is to laugh myself silly over this comment.  But I'll bite.  Why is that sad?  In a roleplay context?  I've also slept with Morrigan, Leliana and Zevran.  Morrigan for my male blood mage and Leliana for my male dwarven noble.

I'm supposed to ignore game content (and achievements, let's not forget the achievements) because Spaceweed10 thinks its sad for some inexplicable reason I'm supposed to psychically pick up upon other than Spaceweed10 possibly being someone who takes games too seriously and assumes others do so as well?

[Genraku]

Maybe he means the most Alistair can get is slumber parties?

[Rathengar]

Recidiva wrote...

Spaceweed10 wrote...

You sleep with Alistair - wow, that is just....sad.

My first impulse of course is to laugh myself silly over this comment.  But I'll bite.  Why is that sad?  In a roleplay context?  I've also slept with Morrigan, Leliana and Zevran.  Morrigan for my male blood mage and Leliana for my male dwarven noble.

I'm supposed to ignore game content (and achievements, let's not forget the achievements) because Spaceweed10 thinks its sad for some inexplicable reason I'm supposed to psychically pick up upon other than Spaceweed10 possibly being someone who takes games too seriously and assumes others do so as well?

I went too camp, sleeped with Morrigan, then i went over too Liliana and sleeped with her. And to finish off the evening i went over too Zevran and toke him for a spin. I would have taken Alistair aswell just for the thril (and the achievement)  but he was not into men.   I must be one sad person hehe.

[Recidiva]

Genraku wrote...

Maybe he means the most Alistair can get is slumber parties?

The pillow fights are awesome.

[Recidiva]

Rathengar wrote...

I went too camp, sleeped with Morrigan, then i went over too Liliana and sleeped with her. And to finish off the evening i went over too Zevran and toke him for a spin. I would have taken Alistair aswell just for the thril (and the achievement)  but he was not into men.   I must be one sad person hehe.

What cracks me up is that it's totally cool to slaughter NPCs and take their stuff, because that makes sense.  Murder and theft is cool.  Everyone does that.  Duh.

But...TALK to them?  What, are you crazy?  They're pretend!

And so is the plot.  And so is the stuff.  Where exactly do you draw the line when it's understood it's a "game"?

I don't think I'm the one with a problem here regarding suspension of disbelief...

When I bring this up all I hear is "But that's different!" 

How...exactly?

[kokocrush]

Recidiva, I hope you'll come up with player-made content, preferably one that cuts away the boring bits and goes straight to all the alternate endings one after another and something like comedy hour where we can enjoy hours of non-stop conversations without having to read anymore 'funniest conversation threads'

[Recidiva]

kokocrush wrote...

Recidiva, I hope you'll come up with player-made content, preferably one that cuts away the boring bits and goes straight to all the alternate endings one after another and something like comedy hour where we can enjoy hours of non-stop conversations without having to read anymore 'funniest conversation threads'

Oh, thank you so much.  It's nice to have such good starting material.  And people willing to play along.

Some of this stuff has me laughing so hard I start crying.

[Recidiva]

*in the Dalish Camp*

*tries to open the chest behind Lanaya*

Lanaya: What-
Me: She's talking again. It's a chest. I want the stuff inside.
Alistair: She seems...not the happiest sort, doesn't she. Odd how people get annoyed when you're...say...stealing their valuables.
Lanaya: I should have known, Zath-
Me: Zathrian totally cursed your warriors. Ask him. Don't trust him.
Zathrian: What?
Me: *stare at Zathrian*
Zathrian: Lanaya, move aside..I..promised this...Grey Warden all assistance.
Me: *smirk*
Lanaya: But Keeper! I -
Zathrian: Lanaya. We had this...talk about...talking too much, didn't we? You're never going to be a good keeper unless you learn to not talk so much.
Lanaya: Mas serannas for the lesson, Zathrian. Clearly you and the Warden are wise and have taught me this lesson of not valuing things so highly. You are right. I am being selfish.
Me: That's right.
Zathrian: A word, warden?
Me: Oh, I don't think so.
Morrigan: I'm impressed. Truly.

(Morrigan +10)

Alistair: Did something happen here? Did you guys set that up? You're wily. Is that girl all right, she looks like she's crying.
Me: Wisdom is hard, Alistair. And she'll be busy real soon, don't worry your pretty head.
Alistair: You think I'm pretty?
Me: Of course you are. Help me carry this stuff, will you?
Alistair: Do elves make ice cream? I'd like to try some ice cream.
Me: Let's go ask Cammen.

Modifié par Recidiva, 01 décembre 2009 - 02:52 .

[Rhys Cordelle]

Alistair: I can't- I just can't believe I did that.
Me: Hush now, it's all over.
Alistair: I mean of all the lamp posts in all of Fereldon why did Morrigan have to be my first? I feel so... so violated.
Me: *pats his shoulder* Aww, there, there.
Alistair: And she was so VICIOUS! I swear I'll be scarred for life.
Me: Physically or emotionally?
Alistair: Huh? Both! Can you imagine what it's like to share your bed with a shapechanger?!
Me: *smiles* Ohh, you poor thing. But Morrigan's not so bad really. You two have more in common than you might think.
Alistair: *shuddering* We- we do?
Me: Mmhmm. For instance, did you know that she's a bastard child too?
Alistair: She- she is?
Me: So I hear. Rumor has it Flemmeth had some alone time with the King of Fereldon. One thing lead to another and... well...
Alistair: Oh....OH! Wait, you mean? King Maric? Oh Makers Breath, tell me you're joking?!
Me: Not at all, I'm completely serious. Why? Is that a problem my dear Alistair?
Alistair: I'd say it's a problem! That makes her my SISTER!
Me: So it does... Bet that gay relationship with me's not looking so bad now huh?

Modifié par Rhys Cordelle, 01 décembre 2009 - 02:56 .

[Vansen Elamber]

After my first playthrough I always take Daveth and Jory's stuff, for one thing Jory has a Balanced Greatsword which is a pretty nice weapon for Sten to start out with....not a keeper but a nice starter weapon for him. Plus the armor sells or you can upgrade Alistar a bit or your own PC if thats the case...

[sjrskl]

Mueller86 wrote...

Stripping down NPC's are we? http://img266.images...egaywardens.jpg

dear maker mindbleach quickly

Sandal: Enchantment ?
Me: euhm sandal could you teach me how to fight like you do?
Sandal: Enchantment!

[Keldon Northwind]

In the party camp after cleaning out some baddies somewhere:



Leliana: Did I tell you ab-

Me: Yes, how you miss Orlais and you want to go back.

Leliana: And h-

Me: You like shoes. With 'delicate tapered heels' and whatnot.

Leliana: How did you know I was gonna say that?

Me: Don't you bother your pretty little head with that. Here, I actually found some shoes. (hands Leliana a pair of shoes).

Leliana: Oh, how dear of y-

Me: Yes, yes. Very. Here's a flower your mother used to place in between her clothes to smell better (don't know why, when there's perfectly good soap). (Hands Leliana the flower: Andraste's Grace)

Leliana: How-

Me: Because I'm awesome. Oh yeah! Feel it?

Leliana: You're creeping me out.

Me: I creep everyone out. Now, how about that kiss? Hey, where are you going?

[Soepkommetje]

Hespith: First Day
Me: they come and catch everyone.
Dog: (whine)
Hespith: Second Day
Me: they beat us and eat some for meat.
Morrigan: Someone's in a poetic mood..
Hespith:Third Day
Me: the men are all gnawed on again.
Alistair approves (+2)
Hespith:Fourth Day
Me: we wait and fear for our fate.
Sten disapproves (-10)
Hespith: Fifth Day
Me: they return and it's another girl's turn.
Leliana: I thought we had something special...
Leliana disapproves (-15)
Hespith: Sixth Day
Me: her screams we can hear in our dreams.
Morrigan: Now that brings back memories.
Hespith: Seventh Day
Me: she grew as in her mouth they spew.
Leliana: Indeed she does.
Hespith: Eighth Day
Me: we hated as she was violated.
Wynne: Wait... what is this about?
Hespith: Ninth Day
Me: she grins and devours her kin.
Oghren: I never told ye about that!
Hespith: Now she does feast
Me: as she's become the beast.
Alistair: Let's go back to camp. Right now. For multiple reasons.


And PS. I know it's been done before Recidiva, but . Keep it going please!

[Recidiva]

Soepkommetje wrote...

Hespith: First Day
Me: they come and catch everyone.
Dog: (whine)
Hespith: Second Day
Me: they beat us and eat some for meat.
Morrigan: Someone's in a poetic mood..
Hespith:Third Day
Me: the men are all gnawed on again.
Alistair approves (+2)
Hespith:Fourth Day
Me: we wait and fear for our fate.
Sten disapproves (-10)
Hespith: Fifth Day
Me: they return and it's another girl's turn.
Leliana: I thought we had something special...
Leliana disapproves (-15)
Hespith: Sixth Day
Me: her screams we can hear in our dreams.
Morrigan: Now that brings back memories.
Hespith: Seventh Day
Me: she grew as in her mouth they spew.
Leliana: Indeed she does.
Hespith: Eighth Day
Me: we hated as she was violated.
Wynne: Wait... what is this about?
Hespith: Ninth Day
Me: she grins and devours her kin.
Oghren: I never told ye about that!
Hespith: Now she does feast
Me: as she's become the beast.
Alistair: Let's go back to camp. Right now. For multiple reasons.


And PS. I know it's been done before Recidiva, but . Keep it going please!

Oh hell.  Now I'm going to be inexplicably giggling down that hallway.

[Emryc]

Alistair: Where are you going? Duncan ordered us to light the beacon!
Me: Yeah. Eh. You take Dog and a random mage that will appear, and you go light that beacon. I'll sneak around and kill Loghain.
Alistair: What?
Me: Trust me. If I don't kill Loghain right now you will end up king of Ferelden as you'll be the last of Maric's bloodline. Goldanna will hate you and Duncan will die. Oh, and depending on my gender you might end up having sex with a Witch of the Wild.
Alistair: WHAT?!
Me: Yes. Now go light that beacon. I go kill Loghain.

[Genraku]

Recidiva wrote...


Oh hell.  Now I'm going to be inexplicably giggling down that hallway.

Not to jump on the band wagon or anything, but I think I'll just have to mark the threads your in for quick access to "Teh Funny"™
I may need lessons too.

and back on topic:
At the strategy table at Ostagar->
Uldred: Ser the beacon is unnecesarry, the circle of magi can--
Revered mother:We'll not trust any lives--
Me: all due respect priest lady but SHUT THE HELL UP. Maybe we should just throw the mages a bone here? That might stop him from abominationizing half the tower..
Revered mother: But magic is dangerous it is menat 'to serve man'
Me: blah blah magic bad we get it,  we're still cleanin the pee from the beds form the last time you visited the tower. But in this instance I think Uldred would be better suited on the front lines gaurding the king.
Uldred: that  would be my great honor
Loghain: Enough all of you. Wrden go get the beacon, Mage go back  and sabotage the tower, and revered mother go back to your cats. Honestly, how am I supposed to depose cailen with this prattling?
Cailen: Ahem. I'm right here.
Loghain: Oh look a Darkspawn! Kill it Cailan!*runs*

[mysticforce42]

Father: Pup, why are you having servants carry those boxes into Arl Howe's room?
Me: I...ugh...wanted to impress him with my engineering skills.
Father: *examines the boxes* By assembling a seige weapon?
Me: He said he liked balistas.
Father: Is that a box of metal shards?
Me: *Pursuade* He also said he likes shiny things.  And sharp things.  They must be sharp.
Father: ... carry on.
Me: Yessir.  Now, how do I get him to turn around...
Father: What?
Me: Oh, nothing.

[lameduckie]

Wyn: Child,I know I just joined your party, but did you know you can level up?

Me: What? Oh, it just ignore it. It's just some skill points I'm saving for coercion.

Wyn: In that case child, you'll need a sixteen cunning, and you only have an eleven.

Me: Trust me, by the time we leave the mage tower, everything will work out perfectly.

[Recidiva]

*wandering the map apparently randomly*



Me: Everyone keep their eyes peeled for meteors.

Wynne: Meat eaters? Is that a type of darkspawn?

Me: No. Meteors. Big rocks in the sky.

Alistair: The chantry tells us that big rocks in the sky are harbingers of doom and horror.

Me: They're mistaken. Random events that do not trigger are harbingers of doom and horror. You need a new sword.

Alistair: Presents? I'm getting a meat eater sword?

Me: Me-te-or. But no spandex for you. That helm looks goofy enough.

Alistair: Spandex? Hey! I'm not goofy!

Me: Uh...goofy is an ancient Tevinter word for He Who Cleaves His Enemies.

Alistair: I rather like that, then. Goo-fy. GOOO-FEEE.

[Taleroth]

Morrigan: "Well, well, what have we here? Are you a vulture, I wonder? A scavenger poking amidst a corpse whose bones have been long since cleaned? Or merely an intruder, come into these darkspawn filled wilds of mine in search of... easy prey?"
Me: There you are, the mother of my Godchild.
Alistair: Wait, you know her?! What's this about a Godchild?
Morrigan: How do you know about... I mean, what are you are you talking about?!
Me: I told you I'd find you. That I would search, across the world, throughout time. And it's easy, easier than you'd think. Because I always know that I'll find you here and now.
Alistair: Alright, very creepy.
Me: Shut up, Steve.  I know you're going to betray me the second we get the map from inside the lamp.

Modifié par Taleroth, 01 décembre 2009 - 05:08 .

[Recidiva]

*upon keeping difficulty setting higher*



*Alistair, down on one knee, me flat out, panting, nice skin ruined from scars and injuries*



Alistair: Are you sure you want to go on? You might just...not be Grey Warden material, you know. It's possible.

Me: Much as it's lovely for you to admit that Duncan was wrong about a lot of things, leave me alone, I haven't finished thowing up blood yet.

Alistair: We haven't had much of a chance to talk, what with you being unconscious just about...well...always.

Me: First warning's free, second consequence is that the throwing up of blood will be on you.

Alistair: *stands up swiftly* You're not at all the bright, shining hope of Ferelden, are you? I'm going to go talk to Morrigan. She's better company. You're looking awfully ragged and maybe we should just go on without you. Or back. You left giant spiders alive in Lothering, you know.

Me: *wince* I know. Shut up. Go away. Hate you.

Alistair: You're not even looking at the map any more. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Me: Map scares me.

Alistair: Oh, too bloody right then. Morrigan? Care to take a walk and discuss strategy?

Me: *spits out a tooth* You guys are made for each other anyway. Ow.

[mysticforce42]

*At the battle of Ostagar*

Loghain: ...tower...flank...beacon....
Me: *Yawn* Hey, Cailan, we don't need Loghain for this fight at all you know.
Cailan: Really? How is that possible? Are you sure?
Me: Yes. Sure as sure. *points at the map* You want mages with Spell Might and Blizzard here and here, and some with Tempest here and here, and maybe one or two with Cone of Cold and Earthquake here and here.
Revered Mother: Magic is suppose to serve ma-
Me: Shut it.  This is a war council.  Why are you even here?  Go pray over there.  Yes.  In the corner.  No, face the other way.
Revered Mother: Bu-
Me: *Persuade* All right, zip it. Zip it! Zi-i-ip. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, ex-zip-it A. Look! I'm "Zippy" Longstocking! When a problem comes along, you must zip it! Zip it good! *speaks faux Japanese*... Subtitle: "Zip it".
Revered Mother: *Walks off in a huff*
Cailan: *Pointedly ignores my previous outburst like a good English gentleman* I am not convinced.
Me: Hey, it's not my fault mages are overpowered.  You know what? Fine.  Don't listen to me.  Go and die.  I'll just solo the Arch Demon, marry you wife and rule as King instead.
Cailan: Wh-what?

[Recidiva]

mysticforce42 wrote...

*At the battle of Ostagar*

Loghain: ...tower...flank...beacon....
Me: *Yawn* Hey, Cailan, we don't need Loghain for this fight at all you know.
Cailan: Really? How is that possible? Are you sure?
Me: Yes. Sure as sure. *points at the map* You want mages with Spell Might and Blizzard here and here, and some with Tempest here and here, and maybe one or two with Cone of Cold and Earthquake here and here.
Revered Mother: Magic is suppose to serve ma-
Me: Shut it.  This is a war council.  Why are you even here?  Go pray over there.  Yes.  In the corner.  No, face the other way.
Revered Mother: Bu-
Me: *Persuade* All right, zip it. Zip it! Zi-i-ip. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, ex-zip-it A. Look! I'm "Zippy" Longstocking! When a problem comes along, you must zip it! Zip it good! *speaks faux Japanese*... Subtitle: "Zip it".
Revered Mother: *Walks off in a huff*
Cailan: *Pointedly ignores my previous outburst like a good English gentleman* I am not convinced.
Me: Hey, it's not my fault mages are overpowered.  You know what? Fine.  Don't listen to me.  Go and die.  I'll just solo the Arch Demon, marry you wife and rule as King instead.
Cailan: Wh-what?

Oh yes!  I'm not the only one who does the "Zip it!" speech in her head during conversations I can't escape through fast enough!  Yes!

This game lends itself well to Zoolander also, as you can see by my walk off.

I can hear Alistair's voice in my head: "Pretty soon, they'll be reading our eugoogaly!"

[Foxd1e]

wepeel_ wrote...

When people in your party die for good (like Jory and Daveth), all their items will end up in your inventory anyway, no need to strip them.

Lies. they do not. I've lost StarFang this way, boy was I pissed