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[Recidiva]

*Blackstone Irregulars Quest*

"Would someone like to handle this for me?"

Alistair: "I hope you like heroes, my lady. Because your husband died like one."

*woman runs off crying*

Me: I've got to hand it to you, Alistair, that is HOT. Are you sure you wouldn't consent to being rented out?
Alistair: I was expressing true condolences to a woman in need. It had to be done.
Me: What does it take to qualify as a woman in need? I have to be done.
Alistair: You're...that's...that's disgusting.
Me: Fine, you don't have to "console" me. You could read me some of the intercepted love letters we've picked up.
Alistair: I refuse to listen to this.
Morrigan: Much as I hate to admit it, but I do find that Alistair's voice is pleasing enough to wet the knickers of most females about.
Me: We could go back to the Pearl. Drum up some business. We'll call them "Poetry readings."
Morrigan: We do need the money.
Alistair: I'm standing right here!
Me: And you do it so well. Fine. Just wait until I get that amulet, we'll discuss this later.
Alistair: There's nothing you could say that would -
Me: *holds up a hand* Don't say that. You don't want to be forsworn.
Alistair: Finally. A moment of compassion.
Me: No, I just don't want to make the persuade check harder later.
Alistair: The what?
Me: The moment that you've fallen in battle and require consoling. You're unconscious a lot. Just me and Morrigan, wondering what to do with you.
Alistair: That's...that's disgusting.
Morrigan: I agree.

Modifié par Recidiva, 02 décembre 2009 - 02:00 .

[m2abrams]

i have very deep sympathy for Alistair...that poor poor man.

[Recidiva]

m2abrams wrote...

i have very deep sympathy for Alistair...that poor poor man.

I do too.  Doesn't mean I'm going to stop though.  Just one of those inevitable conflicts of being a Grey Warden that he will have to face.  Poor thing never stood a chance.

[kokocrush]

I'm sure he secretly digs it while sniffing those fancy clothes under his pillow.

[Taleroth]

m2abrams wrote...

i have very deep sympathy for Alistair...that poor poor man.

He should have thought of that before he tried to leave me to rot in a Turkish prison!

[Recidiva]

Taleroth wrote...

He should have thought of that before he tried to leave me to rot in a Turkish prison!

Right!  Now the bastard is going to have to deal with being told his voice is impossibly sexy and that I find him attractive.

I'm cold.

Could also be that I suck at that revenge thing.

[Taleroth]

Recidiva wrote...

Could also be that I suck at that revenge thing.

Perish the thought.

[Recidiva]

Taleroth wrote...

Perish the thought.

But on the bright side, I'm good at living well.  So by some definitions I excel at it.

[mousestalker]

Recidiva wrote...

Taleroth wrote...

Perish the thought.

But on the bright side, I'm good at living well.  So by some definitions I excel at it.

That's a pretty good part of it. When you hate, you grant the person you hate free space inside your head. When you give up hating them and move one, you evict them. I'd say that's the best revenge. Just being able to say "You're so unimportant to me I can not even be bothered to hate you."

I'm still a huge fan of the female city elf origin. Go figure.

[Taleroth]

Recidiva wrote...

Taleroth wrote...

Perish the thought.

But on the bright side, I'm good at living well.  So by some definitions I excel at it.

Yeah, crummy definitions.

[m2abrams]

Recidiva wrote...

Taleroth wrote...

Perish the thought.

But on the bright side, I'm good at living well.  So by some definitions I excel at it.

I suppose you could say that, living well as revenge.  ironically that also ties into the idea that when you seek revenge, you should dig two graves, one for him and one for you.  so taken to its end, living well will lead to your death......somehow that doesnt seem to make sense

[Rathengar]

The deaper understanding of squeak.

Schmooples: *squeaking sounds*
Me: What ? What do you say ?
Schmooples: *Squeak squeak*
Me: A boy ? A boy is lost ?
Schmooples: *Squeak* !
Me: Oh, A girl is lost .... and ... and she's lost , lost in a well ?
Schmooples: *quick squeak*
Me: Okay , what should we do ?
Schmooples: *long squeak*
Me: .Okay, off we go then to save the girl. You lead the way ...

Modifié par Rathengar, 02 décembre 2009 - 05:19 .

[Shazzie]

Recidiva, I am wildly, madly, passionately, and hilariously in love with you. I suppose that makes me suitor #15463? I tried to console myself with my hubby but he doesn't want me consoled because he thinks it's hot.

Pray continue everyone, I haven't laughed this much in ages.

[Rheagan]

In Lothering:



Alistair: Isn't it rather heartless of you to be stealing the meager belongings of these poor refuges?

Me: Worry not, sweetcheeks, they're not gonna need 'em.

Alistair: How do you kn--

Me: Trust me.

[Cuuniyevo]

Is it strange that I've been reading though this thread with the voice actors' own voices in my head?

[Soepkommetje]

Cuuniyevo wrote...

Is it strange that I've been reading though this thread with the voice actors' own voices in my head?

That depends. How often do you hear voices in your head?

[Keldon Northwind]

Soepkommetje wrote...

Cuuniyevo wrote...

Is it strange that I've been reading though this thread with the voice actors' own voices in my head?

That depends. How often do you hear voices in your head?

Constantly.

And they all want cookies, for some reason...

Modifié par Keldon Northwind, 02 décembre 2009 - 08:19 .

[Rathengar]

Leliana: *swings her daggers and decapitate's Marjolaine and blood splatters all over*

Me: Sooo. I take it, you are over her ?

Leliana: Yes , i beleave i am ... *licks the blood of her lips* Mmmm revenge is sweet.

Me: (thinks) *geeh i better not break up with this chick she's insane*



(Yea it actualy happened in my game , was most fitting that she was the one making kill blow)

[DaLabbes]

I currently have nothing to contribute, so I pay my dues with compliments. This thread rocks! Don't think I ever had that much fun in seven forum pages.

[Recidiva]

m2abrams wrote...

I suppose you could say that, living well as revenge.  ironically that also ties into the idea that when you seek revenge, you should dig two graves, one for him and one for you.  so taken to its end, living well will lead to your death......somehow that doesnt seem to make sense

Technically every choice will lead to your death.

[Recidiva]

Rathengar wrote...

The deaper understanding of squeak.

Schmooples: *squeaking sounds*
Me: What ? What do you say ?
Schmooples: *Squeak squeak*
Me: A boy ? A boy is lost ?
Schmooples: *Squeak* !
Me: Oh, A girl is lost .... and ... and she's lost , lost in a well ?
Schmooples: *quick squeak*
Me: Okay , what should we do ?
Schmooples: *long squeak*
Me: .Okay, off we go then to save the girl. You lead the way ...

You're like Buttercup in the Power Puff Girls!  You speak nug!

[Recidiva]

Shazzie wrote...

Recidiva, I am wildly, madly, passionately, and hilariously in love with you. I suppose that makes me suitor #15463? I tried to console myself with my hubby but he doesn't want me consoled because he thinks it's hot.
Pray continue everyone, I haven't laughed this much in ages.

Thank you so much for yet another happy moment and my compliments to your husband for having such excellent taste in women.

I'm a firm believer that the fun you make is the fun you take.  I'm making the most of it and this thread has increased my opportunites greatly. 

[Recidiva]

Cuuniyevo wrote...

Is it strange that I've been reading though this thread with the voice actors' own voices in my head?

Me too.  I have a very good memory for voice and music, and this game is a gold mine.  This thread is a gold mine.  Oddly enough I can't remember my own phone number unless I make it a rhyme or a song.  True story.  Brain's too full of people talking or singing, apparently.

"You...profiteering harpy" for one.  My mind spit that one right out with the voice and the inflection spot on.

If I can't hear the character's voice saying it in my head, I won't write it.  Has to fit.

[Recidiva]

Soepkommetje wrote...

That depends. How often do you hear voices in your head?

All the time.  Talking to myself is more fun if parts of me wear costumes.

[Recidiva]

Rathengar wrote...

Leliana: *swings her daggers and decapitate's Marjolaine and blood splatters all over*
Me: Sooo. I take it, you are over her ?
Leliana: Yes , i beleave i am ... *licks the blood of her lips* Mmmm revenge is sweet.
Me: (thinks) *geeh i better not break up with this chick she's insane*

(Yea it actualy happened in my game , was most fitting that she was the one making kill blow)

My romance with Leliana freaked me out entirely.  She's talking to Alistair about how she's murdered men who of course didn't complain during...and couldn't complain...after.

Eeeeee!  I'm standing right here and based on my male Dwarven Noble origin, this does not reassure me!  I have to play a really emotionally damaged character to go for Lel or Mor or Zev, because they ALL discuss how they've murdered or are willing to murder sexual partners before you start anything with them.

At least with Alistair, he's just watching OVER me in my sleep, not watching for prominent anatomical weaknesses to exploit later.