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[GoldenusG]

Me: Right, who can we get to help?



Alistair: Ban Teagan! He can help!



Me: We've got these treaties...



Alistair: The Arl of Redcliffe!



Me: What about the rest of the Grey Wardens?



Alistair: No, too far. Teagan!



Me: So we hire a messenger, we're going to spend months on the road anyway rounding everyone up, so why not send someone?



Alistair: No! Teagan! Teagan, Teagan, TEAGAN!!!





(End-game):



Alistair: The rest of the Wardens are arriving tomorrow, I sent a message to them straight after the Landsmeet we had last week. Why didn't you suggest we send a message to them as we rounded everyone up? Errr, why are you glaring at me like that? Teagan, HEEEEELP!!! TEAGAAAANN!!!

[Keldon Northwind]

Yeah, Alistair's little fascination for the Arl of Redcliffe is kind of annoying.

I also have a difficult time with Isolde. "We must do this Teagan." "TEAGAN!" "Teagan ...." And it sounds like she's saying. "TEGAAAN!" or if you speak Croatian "zigan" (gypsy) which my twisted sense of humor finds kind of amusing. But otherwise, no. Just be quiet woman. We're on it. Sheesh.

[Recidiva]

*upon entering Redcliffe*



Me: Wynne, go tell Bella in the Tavern we're going to help her leave this place. Alistair, go intimidate Lloyd into fighting. Morrigan, go talk to Berwick and get him to spit out his dirty little secret. Just wait for me there, I don't need you guys for any of the stuff I'm going to do.

Alistair: What are you going to do?

Me: I'm going to stand here and flirt with Bann Teagan. I'm a noble, he remembers me. We're going to...catch up.

Wynne: I feel sorry for Bann Teagan and I do think it would be best to be elsewhere.

Alistair: I'm glad it's with someone else. She makes my head hurt.

Morrigan: She makes lots of you hurt.

Alistair: Truer words...

Me: I still hear talking! So...Teagan...tell me. Do you like marmalade?

[Rathengar]

Well the responses you can give Wynne , sometimes i dont want to choose any of em. None of em fits on my personality .

But i have to choose a anser ofcourse , and you cant anser something wise back you allways get a lesson in return no matter what you anser her instead of telling her that you allready know the right thing to do but the anser in dialog simply didtn show up hehe

[Recidiva]

Rathengar wrote...

Well the responses you can give Wynne , sometimes i dont want to choose any of em. None of em fits on my personality .
But i have to choose a anser ofcourse , and you cant anser something wise back you allways get a lesson in return no matter what you anser her instead of telling her that you allready know the right thing to do but the anser in dialog simply didtn show up hehe

Yeah.  That bothers me.  Really, when three out of the four refer to her age, and the remaining one is "But gosh, Aint Bea" I get irritated just having to read about it.

YES.  YOU'RE OLDER.  I GET IT.  MOVING ON.

It's as if Grey Wardens would get their jollies hanging out at retirement homes and snickering at the surprising oldness of it all.

Maker's Mercy, grow up.  And then shut up about being grown up.

Speaking of "Bea" - now i can't hear Shale without hearing Bea Arthur.

[Recidiva]

*at the Windmill*



Me: Holy Maker. There's some Andraste's Grace right by the landmark tree? Why the hell didn't I see that before? I love Tab. I LOVE Tab. I can't believe I played so many games without knowing about Tab.

Wynne: What's tab? What is she talking about. A flower?

Morrigan: She's got a thing for flowers.

Alistair: *snort*

Morrigan: They touch her in her secret place.

Alistair: *guffaw* Stop it, you're going to get me in trouble.

Morrigan: You're already in trouble.

Me: Laugh it up, fuzzball.

[Rathengar]

Ha !



First thing i did when started playing was looking for the button to show what i could loot like the greedy bastard iam.

[Recidiva]

Rathengar wrote...

Ha !

First thing i did when started playing was looking for the button to show what i could loot like the greedy bastard iam.

My first two playthroughs were on the 360, without the DLC.  When I got to the computer version it was SO MUCH more difficult even on easy than the X-Box was on casual.  I just assumed that having to mouse-over an entire room was part of the game design as it was much harder also in so many other directions.  Casual on the X-Box is so unbelievably easy that I auto-leveled everyone and didn't even mess with tactics.  Everyone other than me was on the basic setting using only rudimentary skills...for the WHOLE GAME.

The X-Box made EVERYTHING interactive sparkle by default.  So I had assumed it was just part of the PC version choosing to be much harder in general.  Even easy on the PC is 100 times harder than casual on the X-Box.  I clicked the option to make everything sparkle that had loot, and didn't see an option to make codex, etc., sparkle, I figured it was by design.

But I'm glad I noticed these forums and stumbled on that bit.  That was the one feature of the X-Box that I missed the most and ****ed the most about, and why I've missed so much content in my PC replays.

[Genraku]

Alistair: Wow, another Chasind trail sign.. wait a minute I thoguth yous aid youw ere form Highever?

Me: I am..

Alistair: and you're finding these trail sgins like a native.. you're like a Chasind castle sneak! You're going to swoop on me! *Puts his shield over his head*

Me: If you wanted m to "Swoop" on you you'd have to buy me a drink first. A strong one. Laced with lyrium. And Deathroot. in fact make that two.

[Keldon Northwind]

Upon arriving into the Orzammar Commons.

Alistair: "Wow, this place is huge!"

Me: "Eh, it's okay, I guess. You should see Ironforge."

Alistair: "What?"

Me: "Oh, uhm, nothing. Let's just move on."



___



Alistair: "I don't know if you remember me, but I was much younger and covered in mud."

Me: "Mmm... mud... Morrigan... *drools*

Teagan: "Is he ...alright?"

Alistair: "He's fine. He spaces out on occasion. We've learned to ignore it. (he lowers his voice) I think it's the Lyrium potions he's been quaffing."

[Memengwa]

In camp



Me: Soo, how would you like to join me in my tent?

Alistair: Your tent?... Ah!.. I know most guys would probably jump....

Me: Gaah... *give him a statuette*

Alistair: For me? Really?

Me: How about now?

Alistair: I don't know if I'm ready for that. It's a big step.

Me: You'd rather Morrigan is your first?

Alistair: What?!

Me: Never you mind. Just gimme the rose and get it over with.

Alistair: I don't know....

Me: You know the one you've been thumbing since Lothering.

Alistair: ... what you're....

Me: You know, the beautiful thing among such dispair and ugliness...

Alistair: ...talking about...

Me: Makes you think of me, and I totally see you that way too.

Alistair: Now you're just making things up.

Me: Fine! Have it your way. If anyone is looking for me I'll be with Zevran getting an Antivan massage. The one you can only learn in an Antivan **** house.

[Rathengar]

Keldon Northwind wrote...

Me: "Mmm... mud... Morrigan... *drools*

*drools*

I like where you have your thoughts Keldon ...

Not that i wouldn enjoy Liliana and Morrigan pitted against each others in mud either

[JosieJ]

I'm so gonna get fired! My own damn fault for reading this thread at work!



Hilarious!

[tigrina]

anaea123 wrote...

Keldon Northwind wrote...

Upon arriving into the Orzammar Commons.
Alistair: "Wow, this place is huge!"
Me: "Eh, it's okay, I guess. You should see Ironforge."
Alistair: "What?"
Me: "Oh, uhm, nothing. Let's just move on."

Heheheheheh.  So true.  Elwynn's got nothing on the Brecilian Forest though. =P

Stranglethorn Vale. At least that also has ruins.

[Recidiva]

tigrina wrote...

Stranglethorn Vale. At least that also has ruins.

Not to mention they managed to keep their Griffon mounts alive.  Stupid Wardens.

[Recidiva]

*back at camp*



*Alistair throws down his helmet and it bounces into the fire, Dog rescues it and starts to slobber all over partly-glowing metal*



Alistair: That's IT. You know you're a rogue, right?

Me: Last I checked.

Alistair: Why do you run screaming into every battle first? Why don't you send me? I'm shiny. I make things angry at me first. That's my JOB.

Me: I love breaky noises? Oh right...you haven't seen Drop Dead Fred.

Alistair: Why do you SAY things like that? You're not a warrior! You are, in fact, a tactical moron who runs straight into every fray.

Oghren: Ah memories.

Me: Not true. I let you run up and down the hill in Redcliff, remember? You got to drag the zombies down.

Alistair: JUST because you couldn't be bothered.

Me: Uh...

Alistair: *holds up glowing sword* I trained to use this arm to protect people. Not to clean up after some raving lunatic who hasn't the slightest grasp of tactics.

Me: I'm clearly honing your taunt skills...?

Morrigan: She makes me HEAL all the time. HEAL. When I think of the other things I could be doing...

Wynne: I don't mind.

Alistair and Morrigan: SHUT UP WYNNE!

Me: *sigh* You're right. I know you're right. But I'm still doing it. I can't help myself. Stealth is too slow. And...and it might mean I can't chop someone's head off.

Alistair: I swear to the Maker, woman, one day I will leave you lying in a pool of your own blood.

Me: I've been trying to get you to do that for three games now. Big talker.

Alistair: That's it. If I'm going to swear to protect you with every sinew of my overly harassed body, could you at LEAST take my advice into account?

Me: Say that again?

Alistair: What...say what again?

Me: That part about every sinew of your body.

Alistair: *disgusted* I am going to LAUGH at every scar, every drop of blood...in fact, I'm going to enjoy watching you get shredded. Fortunately I'm going to have every opportunity to do so.

Oghren: I think she just unlocked berserker specialization. She doesn't even need me.

Sten: What? More foreplay?

[sagevallant]

(at Caridin's Anvil)

Oghren: Let's just give Branka the anvil, maybe then we can talk some sense into her.

Me: So, wait, you want to KILL Caridin just so we can talk to your wife? Who's going to end up killing herself in the event that we DO actually manage to talk some sense into her? Are you drunk?!

Oghren: Yup.

Me: Fair enough. But that's why I'm here; to point out when you're being a stupid drunk.

Oghren: I'm very lonely.

Me: Dammit, man! You're Spike Spiegal! Women squeal over you! Now, go dunk your head in a tub of cold water a few times while I make you an eligible bachelor again.

Oghren: But... my wife...

Me: Dude, you turned her into a lesbian.

Oghren: But--

Me: Not listening. Busy world-saving.

Modifié par sagevallant, 03 décembre 2009 - 05:41 .

[Recidiva]

LOL! Mmm...Spike.



A la "Obnoxious frog." - "Obnoxious paragon."



"Adios space Paragon..."



Morrigan's pretty much Faye anyway. Although Faye's cooler.



Mmm...Vincent...



I love Cowboy Bebop.

[DaLabbes]

I have to wonder whether Dog actually ran from those Darkspawn because they wanted to sell him.



Apart from that, Shale is Ed. I mean, no one would think of him as a girl, right?

[Recidiva]

DaLabbes wrote...

I have to wonder whether Dog actually ran from those Darkspawn because they wanted to sell him.

Apart from that, Shale is Ed. I mean, no one would think of him as a girl, right?

Darkspawn don't strike me as having an acute grasp on economics as a trade system.  No more than locusts.

*SPOILER - APPROPRIATE AS THIS IS A SPOILER FORUM - IGNORE IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE SHALE'S PERSONAL QUEST*

Even at camp, the first "slimming" conversation option removes most doubt.  Shayle of House Cadash is a girl.  You can discover this during her side quest.  She is the first and only female dwarf to volunteer to be a golem.  And as such, probably the character in game that evokes my most honest sympathy and respect. 

[DaLabbes]

Of course there can't be doubt, but it's still weird to think of Shale as a girl. Or Ed, for that matter. There's this huge disconnect between what I know and what I see.

Edit: And because I was just at Redcliffe after the Landsmeet...

Villager: Warden, thank god you're here, the...
Me: So, the villagers are in the castle because of the Darkspawn, right. And now they're expecting a new assault?
Villager: Assault? I...
Me: (Persuade) Take this magical amulet from the Revered Mother and draw their attention. I will do the rest.
Villager: I guess I could do that.
Alistair: You want to let this man die? He doesn't even wear armor! He's more clothed than Morrigan, but...
Me: (Intimidate) Do you want to do it instead? Without armor?
Alistair: We just have to protect him very well, right?
Me: Right. Now let's go, Riordan's waiting for us with some news.
Alistair: Riordan? What is he...?
Me: Nevermind. Let's just hope I got enough ale on me for tonight...

Modifié par DaLabbes, 03 décembre 2009 - 06:31 .

[Recidiva]

DaLabbes wrote...

Of course there can't be doubt, but it's still weird to think of Shale as a girl. Or Ed, for that matter. There's this huge disconnect between what I know and what I see.

I guess I've spent lots of time with drag queens.  Made it an easy leap.

[Soepkommetje]

DaLabbes wrote...

Of course there can't be doubt, but it's still weird to think of Shale as a girl. Or Ed, for that matter. There's this huge disconnect between what I know and what I see.

Actually, Shale's got a fair few female forms if you ask me. She's lecking the obvious saggy bits, but her buns and thighs certainly have lovely feminine curves to them.

No, seriously.

And Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th is way too cool to be assigned a gender. Obviously.
(without looking anything up! *flex*)

[Recidiva]

*runs around camp after Redcliffe*



Me: She sees you when you're sleeping...she knows when you're awake..

Zevran: Sounds like the Crows.

Me: Presents!

Alistair: Oh sure, take all the Grandmaster Runes and then -

Me: I'm DPS! Hush. Presents.

Alistair: *rolls his eyes*

Me: Saw that! Anyway. Sten, here's your sword, Lel, here's some Grace, Alistair, here's an amulet.



*general camp sense of bliss and approval*



Me: So who wants to sing camp songs? Cumbayah anyone?

Oghren: ****** what?

Me: *sigh* Oghren, here's some alcohol.

Oghren: Yessss...