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[Randomname1212]

Seriously, who voices Zevran? He sounds exactly like Antonio Banderas. I personally hate his accent though.

[Cuddlezarro]

mousestalker wrote...

The only voiced companions for RTO are Wynne , Alistair and Loghain. Someone posted that they heard Zevran, but his voice actor doesn't appear in the credits, so they may have recycled some of his dialogue.

edited for stupidity

Zevran, Leliena, Morrigan and Oghren also have dialogue and none of it is recycled

dog as well but he doesnt count

Modifié par Cuddlezarro, 08 février 2010 - 10:29 .

[MOTpoetryION]

uh oh watchout David Gaider here comes Recidiva to put you to shame

[AnniLau]

Randomname1212 wrote...

Seriously, who voices Zevran? He sounds exactly like Antonio Banderas. I personally hate his accent though.

Jon Curry

[Randomname1212]

Awesome Voice Acting in this game though, thumbs up!

[sagevallant]

Randomname1212 wrote...

Awesome Voice Acting in this game though, thumbs up!

It's a big part of what originally set Bioware apart from other game developers. That, and giving those good voice actors good things to say. All the way back to Aribeth in Neverwinter Nights. KotOR. The classics.

[Recidiva]

MOTpoetryION wrote...

uh oh watchout David Gaider here comes Recidiva to put you to shame

*scribbles in her diary*

Best...compliment...ever!

[nyxocity]

Me: Dwyn, you know I really like you, right? You've got that whole deadpan, sarcastic, rough and gruff dwarf thing going on, and I really like that.
Dwyn: Get to the point, elf.
Me: Get your @ss out there and help the town fight before I kick it.
Dwyn: All right, all right. No need to get pushy.
Me: My lack of a "Menacing" achievement says otherwise.

-----

in camp...

Wynne: I'm far too old to be dressed like a harlot.
Me: Come on, Wynne, the Reaper's Vestments aren't judging YOU.

Me: *throws jewelry and golden mirror at Morrigan*
Me: So, Morrigan, tell me about...
Morrigan: (approves +7) (approves +9) (approves +6)
shortly...
Morrigan: (100% friendly)
Me: See? Isn't this great? I feel like our relationship has improved VASTLY since I leave you in camp 98% of the time.

Me: Wynne, I was thinking about being a Grey Warden...
Wynne: ....
Me: Yes, Wynne! Tell me the Grey Warden story!
Wynne: ....
Me: Tell me all about the spirit!
Wynne: ....
Me: Wynne, tell me about your life in the Circle.
Wynne: (approves +1)
Me: Wow, Wynne. Don't get crazy with the approval now.

Later...

Me: (helps the helpless)
Wynne: (approves +3)
Me: (offers to help the helpless)
Wynne: (approves +2)
Me: (saves Connor)
Wynne: (approves +4)
Me: And all this time... all I had to do was bring you WITH me from the beginning? Go figure.

-----

Me: So... what do you think the Deepstalkers carry Lesser Ice Balm for?
Alistair: Just in case?
Me: We're in the middle of LAVA rivers. And why do they carry spare change? Because you never know when you'll stumble across a 7-11 in the Deep Roads? Better yet, WHERE do they carry these things?
Alistair: ... I... don't think I want to KNOW. Ew.

Modifié par thenyxie, 09 février 2010 - 10:35 .

[Burnheart]

Curse my lack of wit, i can't add anything funny to this Thread:(

Modifié par Burnheart, 09 février 2010 - 10:02 .

[Jarcander]

There is ME2 version of this topic in here: http://social.biowar...index/1109816/1



If you haven't yet finished ME2, I strongly suggest not looking at that topic.

[Syntia13]

Starting 3rd playthrough with FHN and the nude mod...

Howe's goons:  *charge into my bedroom*     Kill all the Couslands!
FHN: Yiikes!   *punch, punch, kick, kick* .... Wait a minute, aren't we missing something?
Howe's goons: Eh?
FHN: Here I am, a perfectly build and very much naked lass, and you're a pair of armed men. Emphasis on men.
Howe's goons: Yeah?
FHN: Doesn't it just beg for a rape attempt?
Howe's goons: *blank looks*
FHN: Oh come on! Some lewd comment at least?
Howe's goons: ...kill all the Couslands?
FHN: *sigh* I don't know if I should feel insulted or admire your dedication for duty.
Dog: *eats Howe's goons*  BARK!


And a perfect blonde-moment...:


Mama Cousland: Honey, I know we brought you up to be an independent girl, without unnecessary inhibitions...
FHN: Yes?
Mama C.: ...But aren't you taking it too far? We are fighting an army of brutal invaders. Why are you running around bare-handed and naked?
FHN: Um... It's a good... distraction tactic?
Mama C.: No it isn't. These goons are clrearly neutered. AND sword-happy. Put your armor on this instance, young lady.
FHN: *frustrated groan* I can't find it! I searched my room, but there were only some potions there, and stupid goons only drop money when I soccer-punch them to death.
Mama C: ...You can't find your armor?
FHN: Yes!
Mama C: Have you tried your backpack?
FHN: ...........   *facepalm*

  A true story, that. Boy, but I felt stupid when I finally opened inventory. I guess I got too involved in the story - I honestly expected my clothes would be lying next to my bed, possibly in disarray. I half suspected Dog ate them or dragged them under the bed or something.

[Jarcander]

Syntia13 wrote...

Starting 3rd playthrough with FHN and the nude mod...

Escape from the castle, you start naked as in birth, seduce the male guard with your own male character and then get him to strip on top of that. What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

[SurelyForth]

Ortan Thaig

PC: So...you know those huge, bloody bags you've been carrying around.
Alistair: (struggling under the weight of a huge, bloody bag) No, we have no idea what you're talking about.
PC: Sarcasm, cute.
Alistair: *blushes*
Wynne: *judges*
PC: Anyway...I'm just going to have you put all those bags on this shady looking alter and I'm going to take these GIANT DEMON LIMBS and arrange them just so and...viola!
Pride Demon: Hey.
PC: Hey.
Pride Demon: So, are you going to let me go or what?
PC: Yes, GIANT PRIDE DEMON, I am going to let you go.
Pride Demon: You...are? Can't say I was expecting that.
PC: Well, isn't today your lucky day? Now, I think you owe me 25 sovereigns, GIANT FREAKING PRIDE DEMON. I think that's fair, right guys? Getting PAID to FREE A DEMON?
Leliana: *thinking about shoes*
Alistair: *thinking about cheese*
Wynne: *thinking about being old*
Pride Demon: ...so I can go?
PC: Sure, sure. Whatever. Just leave me here with these hypocrites.
Alistair: Wait, what? Did you just call me a hypocrite?
PC: Sort of. I also just let a demon go. For money. And it wasn't even a sexy demon. And the money is probably cursed.
Wynne: Then you should carefully reconsider spending that gold.
PC: No, it's cool. I'll just stick it in the Goldanna fund.
Alistair: Goldanna, as in my sister Goldanna? Have I even told you about her? And why do you want to give her money?
PC: Cursed money.
Alistair: Wouldn't non-cursed money be...better?
PC: No, no. Cursed money is really the way to go here. Just...trust me on this one.

Modifié par SurelyForth, 11 février 2010 - 05:15 .

[guytza]

Redcliffe Castle



Isolde: TEAGAAA' there must be something we can do?

Me: No, Connor has to die.

Teagan: What about the mage downstairs?

Me: No, Connor dying, puddle of blood. Maybe a fine paste if I go to honnleath and pick up Shale first.

Alistair: We could go to the Circle, we have a treaty with them, they can help!

Me: No no no, stabbity stabbity with the demon kid killing, understood?

Teagan: Its on the other side of the lake, it would only take a day to travel there!

Me: nuh-uh, killing evil demon abomination child is much much better, and we dont have to deal with the possiblity of seeing Old Tegrin the dwarf merchant AGAIN.

Alistair: but-

Me: Trust me here, its worth it.



*5 minutes later*



Isolde: Noooo! Dont kill my-

Me: *knocks Isolde out* Ahhh, soooo worth it.

[bloodtallow]

Redcliffe Castle

Isolde: But are you sure you have time to run back to the mage tower for help?
Me: Um, actually, we have plenty of time. I could take three weeks to get to the top of the mage tower and you’d still be here.
Isolde: But the demon might take over Connor right now. Please, Jowan, just kill me so we can get on with this.
Me: Trust me. There’s a way out of this that doesn’t involve Blood Magic. Really. There is.
Alistair: I dunno. Normally I wouldn’t encourage killing a child, but Connor is an Abomination.
Me: Yes, he is now, but we can-
Bann Teagan: Death would be merciful.
Me: *Sighs* Y’know what? Fine. If that’s the way you feel, you can go kill him. Because I’m sick of you taking the high road when all is said and done and blaming me for following your directions. Here. Teagan, you stab Isolde. Alistair, go kill Connor. And I’m just going to watch. Uh huh. Forget saving the mages and making things right in Redcliffe. Maybe I’ll kill Wynne and recruit the Templars this time instead.
Alistair: I don’t really always take the high road, do I?
Jowan: Who’s Wynne?
Me: Shut up, Jowan.

Modifié par bloodtallow, 11 février 2010 - 07:01 .

[nyxocity]

Alistair: What are you up to?
Me: What do you mean?
Alistair: The long walks down the alley behind Wade's shop to get everywhere in Denerim? Almost like you're avoiding something.
Me: *whistles innocently* Just taking the scenic route.
Alistair: And is there a reason you're trying to spend every last bit of coin we have?
Me: No. And there's no connection between the two events, either, swear.
Alistair: *suspicious* And here I was worried.
Me: *spends last few coppers* You know, you're right. We should walk along the front street by Wade's. Let's do it.
Alistair: This... this is Goldanna's house.
Me: Really? You don't say.

presently...

Alistair: I'm sorry, Goldanna. We don't have that kind of coin.
Me: Aw, what an utterly coincidental shame.
Alistair: Really? You don't SEEM upset.
Me: Oh, I am. Now I can't be extorted for 15 sovereigns by that profiteering harpy simply because I'm sleeping with you. I'm heartbroken, really.
Alistair: Hey! Is that why you were--
Me: Oh, look! Cutscene!

-----

Giant Spiders: *drop into abrupt view about two feet away, hissing*
Me: GYAH!!!!!! *has heart attack* Still gets me every. Freaking. Time. Even when I know it's coming up soon! Stupid Giant Spiders!
Giant Spiders: *preen*

Modifié par thenyxie, 11 février 2010 - 07:58 .

[Sialater]

Alistair: I'm sorry, Goldanna. We don't have that kind of coin.



Me: Aw, what an utterly coincidental shame.



Alistair: Really? You don't SEEM upset.



Me: Oh, I am. Now I can't be extorted for 15 sovereigns by that profiteering harpy simply because I'm sleeping with you. I'm heartbroken, really.



Alistair: Hey! Is that why you were--



Me: Oh, look! Cutscene!

Good plan. Go to Wade's the back way and buy The Felon's Coat first!

[sagevallant]

Me: Wewt! Killed that demon, and saved the kid.

Connor: Yay, I'm back to normal again!... Where's Mother?

Me: Hate to be the one to tell you this, kid, but your mom's dead. And your father is still dying. Looks like you're going to have to be the man of the house from now on.

Connor: My p-p-p-parents are... d-d-d-dead?

Teagan: I'm afraid so, my boy.

Connor: Teagan.

Teagan: Yes, m'lord?

Connor: Fetch me barrels of ale. And ****s. Lots of ****s.

Teagan: What?

Connor: Tonight, I become a man.

[nyxocity]

PC: Sort of. I also just let a demon go. For money. And it wasn't even a sexy demon. And the money is probably cursed.
Wynne: Then you should carefully reconsider spending that gold.
PC: No, it's cool. I'll just stick it in the Goldanna fund.

Bwahahaha! Oh, if only.

[nyxocity]

Sialater wrote...

Alistair: I'm sorry, Goldanna. We don't have that kind of coin.

Me: Aw, what an utterly coincidental shame.

Alistair: Really? You don't SEEM upset.

Me: Oh, I am. Now I can't be extorted for 15 sovereigns by that profiteering harpy simply because I'm sleeping with you. I'm heartbroken, really.

Alistair: Hey! Is that why you were--

Me: Oh, look! Cutscene!

Good plan. Go to Wade's the back way and buy The Felon's Coat first!

I did manage to buy the Felon's Coat this time, too! Man, I must've taken the back way around to Wade's shop half a dozen times trying to get that thing *LOL*

[guytza]

Dammit Sagevallant, why was I drinking coffee whilest reading that. Now I need a wetnap.

EDIT: and now I have a mental image of Connor doing the Tom Cruise style sock floor slide from Risky Business.

Modifié par guytza, 11 février 2010 - 09:22 .

[sagevallant]

guytza wrote...

Dammit Sagevallant, why was I drinking coffee whilest reading that. Now I need a wetnap.

EDIT: and now I have a mental image of Connor doing the Tom Cruise style sock floor slide from Risky Business.

Comedic relativism. You've heard the expression "It's 5 o'clock somewhere" right? Well, probability says that, during every joke that has ever been told, someone somewhere was taking a drink. The problem then becomes making sure the person telling the joke is within earshot of the person taking a drink.

[sami jo]

wepeel_ wrote...

When people in your party die for good (like Jory and Daveth), all their items will end up in your inventory anyway, no need to strip them.

But if you don't strip them, you don't get to watch them go through the joining in their Fereldon-special undies with the magical weapons that float on their backs.  It makes the joining scene much more interesting on the fourth or fifth trip through. 

[sagevallant]

Yup. Someone just noticed the ME2 profile photos. I'll give you one guess who.

[Myusha]

Me: Alright...Leliana, pickpocket that dog over there.

Leliana: But...he's peacefullly chewing on a bone. Why should I disturb him?

Me: I want the bone.

Oghren: Ha, bone.

Wynne: Child, why would you need a bone?

Me: I'm planning on giving it to one of you later, where you probably forget about it, and then get your love and compassion despite the backstabbing I do to you on occassion.

Leliana: What? You helped me find Marjolaine!

Wynne: She's right! And you helped me find Aneirin!

Me: *annoyed grunt* I also left you at camp while I defiled Andraste's Ashes

*They glare at the warden in complete shock* *Oghren whipsers to the Warden*

Oghren: Warden...The Urn was to them, what the Anvil was to Branka. You best start running.

Me: Oh you're overreacting Oghren. So ladies, you alright?

*they turn to each other*

Leliana: ...Wynne aim for the eyes.

Wynne: Will do child.