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[felix4200]

I also have some complaints about horses.

[Seclus]

well i think there should be mini games. i wanna play cards in a bar to full fill my epic fail of not saving the day and pissing all my money on gambling. yes I demand mini games!!!



is this the type of nonsense this thread was looking for?

[kevinwastaken]

Sloth Of Doom wrote...

All the compaints here are getting stale, we need something else unreasonable to whine about, and I am shocked to see nobody crying about the lack of horses, despite the fact that horses would have no purpose at all in the game  Please commence inane discussion about horses below the line.  :innocent:


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I bet you thought you were being really witty when you came up with this generous helping of spam. Still I can only give you a 3/10 for bad prose.

[Trajan60]

Riders of Rohan! Muster the Rohirrim.

[Wolfva2]

Theoden King! Alas I bring thee tidings of ill will! Gondor has called for our help, but we're stuck in Ferelden in the wrong effing world! Yeah, it's Trajan's fault! HE decided to muster the Rohirrim there to fight some blight.



Hey, know why Sauron was so mad at Frodo? He was a bad hobbit to break.

[Trajan60]

Why didn't the Nevarron dragon hunters hunt forum trolls to extinction?

[LunSei Sleidee]

Speaking of gryphons, anyone else hopes that all the mentioning about Grey Wardens & gryphons implies that DA: O 2 will have gryphons? Perhaps a sequel that is set centuries before, when gryphons weren't extinct?



I'm so very used to mysterious lack of horses in these rpgs, that I haven't really paid attention to them. It still brings to wonder why, after so many many years, rpgs STILL do not have horses. I don't mean rideable horses, but at least a few scenographic beasts here and there.

[Godeshus]

LunSei Sleidee wrote...

Speaking of gryphons, anyone else hopes that all the mentioning about Grey Wardens & gryphons implies that DA: O 2 will have gryphons? Perhaps a sequel that is set centuries before, when gryphons weren't extinct?

I'm so very used to mysterious lack of horses in these rpgs, that I haven't really paid attention to them. It still brings to wonder why, after so many many years, rpgs STILL do not have horses. I don't mean rideable horses, but at least a few scenographic beasts here and there.

needless geometry, perhaps.

[Sloth Of Doom]

Ok the DLC complaints are getting really tedious, so I am necroing this thread and I want to see more horse discussions.



In fact, I think Bioware should give us all some free bioware points because I expected to see horses and I didn't get any.



Also, they implied there would be horses but then pulled them from the game (I have no citation because I am just making this up as I go along) which makes me think it is all a conspiracy to get our money because EA bought BW and....Microsoft with the xbox did that thing......and...like.um.EVIL Yeah.

[cpmd4]

Why the hell can't I ride a Gryphon?



Sure, they're extinct, but I can raise the dead!

[addiction21]

Sloth Of Doom wrote...

Ok the DLC complaints are getting really tedious, so I am necroing this thread and I want to see more horse discussions.

In fact, I think Bioware should give us all some free bioware points because I expected to see horses and I didn't get any.

Also, they implied there would be horses but then pulled them from the game (I have no citation because I am just making this up as I go along) which makes me think it is all a conspiracy to get our money because EA bought BW and....Microsoft with the xbox did that thing......and...like.um.EVIL Yeah.

They should also be free and fellate me whenever I please (BW staff not the horses)

[Sloth Of Doom]

Obtusifolius wrote...

I find horses scary to walk behind because... because they might kick meee

And once a horse tried to eat my hair

Yeah, horses apparently think human hair tasts awesome.  WTF is with that?

[Sloth Of Doom]

addiction21 wrote...

Sloth Of Doom wrote...

Ok the DLC complaints are getting really tedious, so I am necroing this thread and I want to see more horse discussions.

In fact, I think Bioware should give us all some free bioware points because I expected to see horses and I didn't get any.

Also, they implied there would be horses but then pulled them from the game (I have no citation because I am just making this up as I go along) which makes me think it is all a conspiracy to get our money because EA bought BW and....Microsoft with the xbox did that thing......and...like.um.EVIL Yeah.

They should also be free and fellate me whenever I please (BW staff not the horses)

For a scond I thought you were asking for a horse companion romance option.

[Tor_pedo]

tbh, i think having a horse companion would be nice. it coould have talents like "kick" and "charge" and "nom-enemys-hair". And you'd have to give it apples and carrots to gain influence. If your influence was too low, the horse would poop in your camp site, and you could get alistair or morrigan to scoop it up.

Finally, the horse could have equippable teeth and shoes.

[addiction21]

Tor_pedo wrote...

tbh, i think having a horse companion would be nice. it coould have talents like "kick" and "charge" and "nom-enemys-hair". And you'd have to give it apples and carrots to gain influence. If your influence was too low, the horse would poop in your camp site, and you could get alistair or morrigan to scoop it up.
Finally, the horse could have equippable teeth and shoes.

And then we can get 5 dollar horse armor DLC's

[Sloth Of Doom]

addiction21 wrote...

Tor_pedo wrote...

tbh, i think having a horse companion would be nice. it coould have talents like "kick" and "charge" and "nom-enemys-hair". And you'd have to give it apples and carrots to gain influence. If your influence was too low, the horse would poop in your camp site, and you could get alistair or morrigan to scoop it up.
Finally, the horse could have equippable teeth and shoes.

And then we can get 5 dollar horse armor DLC's

*jumps in before anyone else with the obvious joke*

But would it be ON TIME??

Nyuck nuck nyuck.

[Tor_pedo]

Lol

New teeth and shoes for your romancable horse companion! 5$

[addiction21]

Well that depends on your defination of "on"

[Ginasue]

Why have a plain horse, when we could have wingged horses. Yes, go flying though the air, with the greatest of ease on our flying horse.

[Frozeal]

Darkspawn ate my horse

Modifié par Frozeal, 15 janvier 2010 - 12:36 .

[Tor_pedo]

obv the horse wouldnt need wings. cus with the horse comes the all and new CLOAKS!

Your horse gets a red one with a big "S" on the back. New armor also includes a yellow belt, red panties and... hmm....

*lost chain of thought*

[Sloth Of Doom]

Tor_pedo wrote...

obv the horse wouldnt need wings. cus with the horse comes the all and new CLOAKS!
Your horse gets a red one with a big "S" on the back. New armor also includes a yellow belt, red panties and... hmm....
*lost chain of thought*

Laser eyes.  You  forgot laser eyes.

[JironGhrad]

Oh come now... isn't it obvious? You can resurrect the gryphons by lighting a big bonfire and chanting blood magic while running into the blaze with eggs...

[Sloth Of Doom]

JironGhrad wrote...

Oh come now... isn't it obvious? You can resurrect the gryphons by lighting a big bonfire and chanting blood magic while running into the blaze with eggs...

Gryphon Egg DLC, coming this holiday* season

*You don't know when we take holidays, nyah nyah.