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Anyone else tired of these PG 13 romance scenes?


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#51
AwesomeDudex64

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Install a mod, get rated X romances.
Simple

#52
Peranor

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LinksOcarina wrote...

You obviously didnt romance Liara did you?



Yeah, the scene with Liara in ME3 was the best romance scene so far in any of the games. Very well done.

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RedWulfi

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I absolutely loved the scene with Kaidan. I dont care about nudity. The scene itself is passionate, loving and caring. The animations in it knocked me off my chair. I loved it.

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Carlthestrange

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MissMaster_2 wrote...

asdoorip wrote...

Yes, we want dirty rough extreme sex scenes.


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Okay. I lol'ed.

#55
Grasich

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Liara's romance was spot on. Too bad the others were left in the dust a bit.

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MMonkeyking

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Im fine with the route they took in ME3, it was tame and I liked it.
-Besides that I don't exactly want to see a FOX fiasco happen again.

#57
Moondoggie

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Ugh another one of these threads., If you want 3D porn there are plenty of websites for that sort of thing. Stop demanding hardcore nudes scenes in video games just because you want to get off on it. It would only highten the certificate it's given and narrow the audience.

#58
Yubz

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zenoxis wrote...

You want this to be like the witcher or some crap?


Actually yes, why not, Witcher 2 did a great job with the sex scenes.
They don't even have to show them completely naked, but then please no more grandmas underwear.

#59
Stalker

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I romanced Miranda....

:(

#60
SandTrout

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I have other places to go when I want pr0n.

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Ghost of a Messiah

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I'm a Talimancer...

#62
teknoarcanist

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A lot of these arguments for why the game should not have anything like a sex scene would apply equally as well to not having any sex scenes in any fiction at all.

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Elite Midget

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The others could die so why spend the extra resources to make them naked like Liara during sexy time?

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beccathelion

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xxKenshin Himura wrote...

Who the hell has sex with their bra on? Nobody.


Wait... what?

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XTR3M3

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the game doesn't need too explicit stuff but the shower scene was just ludicrous. No one showers with their undies on and Shep jumping in with full clothing doesn't make sense. The Liara scene was fine. even the ones with the undies and bra was fine. the shower with full clothes on had me going ...."wtf? really?"

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MissMaster_2

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beccathelion wrote...

xxKenshin Himura wrote...

Who the hell has sex with their bra on? Nobody.


Wait... what?


LOL no one!!

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Mtich

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teknoarcanist wrote...

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and maybe sound like a crazy person.

Is it weird of me to want these scenes to be playable? I don't even mean in some kind of weird hentai game way, I just mean.......it's weird to me that I can choose what limb I want to eviscerate or in what order I want to execute my enemies, but control is wrenched from me the second anyone starts making out.


Lol can you imagine what the renegade interrupts would be like.

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leoboro

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Liara is different...shes a blue alien...I know it sounds silly but that matters to the eyes of the non-gamers a blue alien naked is better than a naked human female

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TheShinySword

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I was incredibly disappointed that I didn't get my hardcore naked Garrus on Shepard action, I've spent three games awaiting the glorious moment where he'd rip off that suit and be displayed in all his Turian glory but no, none of that delightful interspecies full frontal nudity for me. That's it, I'm done with bioware forever.

On a more serious note, the only thing I actually had a problem with was Trayner and Shepard showering in their bras, there's no way anyone could take that seriously.

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MissMaster_2

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I wanted some spice with Garrus. But I'll just go write smut fanfiction. I don't even curr.

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Wattoes

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Who the hell has sex with their bra on?

Sometimes people are in a rush...

In all seriousness though, use your imagination. Clearly most of it is cut out. They aren't gonna show a 10 minute clip with shepard spraying it on his LI's face or something.

I think its safe to say the clothes come off.

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teknoarcanist

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GARRUS
Wants to please, but he's a bit clumsy. Do you suffer through it and maybe hurt his feelings, but make it a learning experience for next time -- or just fake an orgasm and let him think he did a swell job? Mirrors the bottle-shooting scene on top of the Citadel.

LIARA
The sex is great, but then she starts crying. Oh ****, what's THAT all about? She says she doesn't want to talk about it. Do you press her? Leave off, but comfort her? Let her sort it out? Emotionally delicate situation.  Turns out she's scared about you dying.

KAIDAN/ASHLEY
Mind seems to be elsewhere during. Do you try to "step it up" and get him/her back into it, stop and ask what's wrong, or just climb off annoyed and go feed your fish?

TALI
Wants to do it with the lights off. Body image issues. Could be very tastefully done.

JAVIK
Aggressive dirty-talk about how the sex was better in his cycle. How do you respond?

Modifié par teknoarcanist, 20 mars 2012 - 05:28 .


#73
Mad-Hamlet

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Liara's was just... creepy.


3/10

1 for the effort.
1 for the self effacing.
1 for attempting to appear genteel.

-7 FOR QUESTIONING THE MOTHER OF THE BLUE CHILDREN!

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redBadger14

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If you are so flustered, either...

1.) Go play The Witcher 2

2.) Install an X-Rated mod

Romances in ME3 are well done and they don't need to be R-rated or X-rated scenes.

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Moondoggie

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XTR3M3 wrote...

the game doesn't need too explicit stuff but the shower scene was just ludicrous. No one showers with their undies on and Shep jumping in with full clothing doesn't make sense. The Liara scene was fine. even the ones with the undies and bra was fine. the shower with full clothes on had me going ...."wtf? really?"


Perhaps Shepard had dirty clothes and thought she would kill two birds with one stone to save time. She was a busy woman afterall.