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[RedWulfi]

TheShinySword wrote...

I was incredibly disappointed that I didn't get my hardcore naked Garrus on Shepard action, I've spent three games awaiting the glorious moment where he'd rip off that suit and be displayed in all his Turian glory but no, none of that delightful interspecies full frontal nudity for me. That's it, I'm done with bioware forever.

On a more serious note, the only thing I actually had a problem with was Trayner and Shepard showering in their bras, there's no way anyone could take that seriously.

Yeah I kind of agree with that. Mind you, the date scene made up for that in my opinion.

[Mtich]

I never bothered with Liara in any of my games, did she look normal in mass effect 1? It looked like she had scales in this one.

[Moondoggie]

Wattoes wrote...

 They aren't gonna show a 10 minute clip with shepard spraying it on his LI's face or something.

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This needs to be made into a joke of some sort XD

[Wattoes]

Mad-Hamlet wrote...

Liara's was just... creepy.

3/10

1 for the effort.
1 for the self effacing.
1 for attempting to appear genteel.

-7 FOR QUESTIONING THE MOTHER OF THE BLUE CHILDREN!

hahahha I was reading this while drinking, then I scrolled down and saw the picture.  Spit coke all over my monitor.  THANKS MAN.

Seriously though, Liara sucks.

[ImperatorMortis]

Liara romance wasn't very PG-13.

[DemGeth]

Half the DA mods have to due with nudity lol

[BatmanPWNS]

No, I am tired of sex with bra's on.

[Apocsapel91]

This is not porn, also, Liara.

[MissMaster_2]

teknoarcanist wrote...

GARRUS
Wants to please, but he's a bit clumsy. Do you suffer through it and maybe hurt his feelings, but make it a learning experience for next time -- or just fake an orgasm and let him think he did a swell job? Mirrors the bottle-shooting scene on top of the Citadel.

LOL! No No no! Garrus is a freak a leak. He puts it downnnnnn.


*i gotta leave this thread before I get in trouble*

[shinobi602]

The Witcher 2's scenes were exceptionally well done, and very tastefully.

[eddieoctane]

You can see more sideboob in a pg television show than a mature rated game. But if was an R-rated movie, which has the exact same freaking age restrictions, you'd probably have full frontal. Not that the game needs to be that blatant about it, but I'm 23. A nipple won't damage my psyche. Not any worse than the appearance of the starchild, anyway.

[teknoarcanist]

MissMaster_2 wrote...

teknoarcanist wrote...

GARRUS
Wants to please, but he's a bit clumsy. Do you suffer through it and maybe hurt his feelings, but make it a learning experience for next time -- or just fake an orgasm and let him think he did a swell job? Mirrors the bottle-shooting scene on top of the Citadel.

LOL! No No no! Garrus is a freak a leak. He puts it downnnnnn.


*i gotta leave this thread before I get in trouble*

With a Turian woman?  No doubt.  With a human woman?  I doubt that highly.  Dude's gonna be awkwardly scrabbling at your bra-straps like a 15-year-old boy.  Paragon interrupt lets you help him.  Otherwise he just sits there and struggles with it.

"....grumble grumble least-favorite lingerie on the Citadel..."

[xxKenshin Himura]

Moondoggie wrote...

Ugh another one of these threads., If you want 3D porn there are plenty of websites for that sort of thing. Stop demanding hardcore nudes scenes in video games just because you want to get off on it. It would only highten the certificate it's given and narrow the audience.

Ugh, no it's not another one of these threads. Porn has actual penetration, not just a brief glimpse of a woman's behind. I did not demand any hardcore nude scene in order to get off, just some realism to it like they took the time to do for sniping someone's head off. How would it "highten the certificate" it didn't do that for ME1, a scene like ME1 would be acceptable. The game is already rated M, It has as narrow of an audience as it is gonna get. You have to be 17 in order to play this game and I know that there isn't a 17 year old out there who hasn't scene at least one R rated movie with a naked woman in it.

Honestly, do you people even read my post? Or do you just assume that I want full on pentration nude 30 minute long scenes with plenty of girl on girl action and then proceed to post?

Here's what I want to know, why are you so against very brief nudity, but all for gory violence? Something is wrong with your priorities when it is okay to blow someone's head off and have blood spout out of his neck but not to show brief nudity with no graphic sexual depiction. You've got your priorities mixed up like Hermione Granger "We could have been killed, or worse, EXPELLED!"

[MissMaster_2]

teknoarcanist wrote...

MissMaster_2 wrote...

teknoarcanist wrote...

GARRUS
Wants to please, but he's a bit clumsy. Do you suffer through it and maybe hurt his feelings, but make it a learning experience for next time -- or just fake an orgasm and let him think he did a swell job? Mirrors the bottle-shooting scene on top of the Citadel.

LOL! No No no! Garrus is a freak a leak. He puts it downnnnnn.


*i gotta leave this thread before I get in trouble*

With a Turian woman?  No doubt.  With a human woman?  I doubt that highly.  Dude's gonna be awkwardly scrabbling at your bra-straps like a 15-year-old boy.  Paragon interrupt lets you help him.  Otherwise he just sits there and struggles with it.

"....grumble grumble least-favorite lingerie on the Citadel..."

Well not if he just rips her bra off. My Shepard would be down with that.


GOD ...I should go.

[teknoarcanist]

I mean I'm not asking for jack-off material. But if I wanted to watch two characters fumble at eachother while making out, I'd go watch some tween drama on ABC Family or something.

Ideally, I could get a mature work of fiction in which the "sex" scenes are as full of plot and character-drama as any dialogue scene.

Yknow.

Like a good book or movie does.

As is, they serve no real narrative purpose AT ALL except to titter and go, "And then they did it."

Modifié par teknoarcanist, 20 mars 2012 - 05:44 .

[Kidroz]

Why would i want to romance an alien?

[Funkcase]

We dont need porn, what we have is good.

[Mad-Hamlet]

Seriously though, Liara sucks.

Which would explain quite a lo-

No.
Too easy.

[LTKerr]

Confess it, OP. You want shirtless Garrus

Modifié par LTKerr, 20 mars 2012 - 05:45 .

[Wrathra]

I actually thought the romance scenes were pretty well done this time around.

[Archer]

Wattoes wrote...

Ashley and Traynor both had very solid scenes IMO. Clever camera angles are no different than underwear, you aren't seeing anything regardless.

Its other cases like Miranda or Jack that were effing weak.

Camera angles for the Traynor scene are a bit of in places TBH

She showers in her underwear

[young fox]

Coming from The Witcher 2, the Mass Effect sex scenes are terribly dull. I had hoped they would step up their game, but they didn't.

[Benrosan]

Was a bit disappointed myself. Especially after playing the Witcher 2.

[cardboardarmor]

teknoarcanist wrote...
JAVIK
Aggressive dirty-talk about how the sex was better in his cycle. How do you respond?

Further unfortunate implications are made when Javik reveals his presence in or around the Human-observing Prothean outpost and brings his forceful questioning of 'WHO IS YOUR DADDY?' into horrific contrast given the tendency of Shepard's ancestors to have freaky triangular frill heads.

[dfstone]

Funny that no one has a problem with games where people are getting blown apart into bloody chunks, but if you add anything remotely sexual to it then its inappropriate.