Modifié par Reptilian Rob, 21 mars 2012 - 02:07 .
YOUR Shepard, and what HE/SHE thinks about this whole ordeal.
Débuté par
Reptilian Rob
, mars 21 2012 02:00
#1
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:00
"I'm Commander Shepard, Rob Shepard. I am full Paragon, in a relationship with Liara, BFF with Garrus and a loyal soldier/friend to my crew. That being said, I am stuck, stuck in limbo. I have been laying on the ground for two weeks gasping for air, my friends need me...The galaxy needs me. Help me help you Bioware, don't let my story, my journey, everything I fought for be invalidated by some brat Starchild that (if I had know) would have shot a Blackstorm singularity at when I first saw him in Vancouver."
#2
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:01
Well, I'm boned.
#3
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:04
My Shepard is happily living with Tali in the planet of Alpha Centauri where the Normandy crash-landed. What he thinks of it? That whoever was directing his story didn't bother to give closure details about it, so he filled the blanks himself and chose to have a happy and plenty life in retirement next to her favorite quarian.
Modifié par Shallyah, 21 mars 2012 - 02:04 .
#4
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:04
"Why the hell would you try to kill me!?"
#5
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:04
SHE. TYVM
#6
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:05
Unit-Alpha wrote...
"Why the hell would you try to kill me!?"
#7
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:05
PLAY ME!!
#8
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:05
my shepard buying mass effect 3
Modifié par Thetri, 21 mars 2012 - 02:05 .
#9
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:05
Upload me to a drone and mount a cain on it.
#10
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:06
he you say?
#11
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:06
*After he wakes on earth and realizes the relays were destroyed and his LI is at least several light years away*
****!
****!
#12
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:06
oh and relevant :
#13
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:07
"I won't let fear compromise who I am." Except, she did.
#14
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:07
"Can't wait until Garrus and Tali starve to death so they can join me at the bar in Heaven".
#15
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:07
Fixed, sorry.Quietness wrote...
he you say?
#16
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:07
"I'm getting a lot of bull**** on this line."
#17
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:08
My Shepard is still out on Aria's couch and cannot be reached for comment at this time.
#18
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:08
He would call the BioWare Council, then before they could get a word in, hang up and fix it himself.
Modifié par dannati, 21 mars 2012 - 02:09 .
#19
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:08
My Shepard is either still buried under rubble on Earth in extreme agony or he's dead.
#20
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:08
i got nothing, mostly Aohd Shepard being angry about how he did everything he possibly could do across the 3 games, all the paragon deicisions, saved as many people as possible, only to be indoctrinated by a walking, talking Diablous Ex Machina.
#21
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:08
My shepard felt forced to not be my shepard. My renegon(Renegade except where it involves being a huge dick or doing something incredibly stupid) shep would a) not have cared about the stupid kid
have tried using his biotics during the kai leng cutscene on thessia so he didn't get boned c) have told the godchild to **** off before throwing him off the crucible and d) after learning that the crucible was a giant pile of failed narrative, would have evacuated the sol system before retreating through the relay and blowing it up, effectively ending the reaper threat(sure some mop up would be necessary, but the vast majority of the reapers were in the sol system at the time.)
#22
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:09
"I don't know what just happened, but it ended in an explosion so it must have been the right option."
#23
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:09
My Shepard is drinking Margaritas on the beach with Garrus after she blew the ghost child to kingdom come.
#24
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:10
"Tali, we've been together for awhile now. You know I'm in love with you, and I know you feel the same. I'm even thinking of proposing after this Reaper mess blows over. With that said...why did you give me a photoshopped picture of some random woman?"
#25
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 02:11
"I am Commander Shepard and this is my least favorite Sh*t on the Citadel!"
Modifié par MrFob, 21 mars 2012 - 02:12 .





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