Watching someone run over every dog you've ever had.
ME3's ending feels like... (fill in the blank)
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PlasmidJunky
, mars 21 2012 06:58
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#228
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 11:57
Kilshrek
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Esoretal wrote...
Watching someone run over every dog you've ever had.
Oh man, that's cold...
#229
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 11:58
Esoretal
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Kilshrek wrote...
Esoretal wrote...
Watching someone run over every dog you've ever had.
Oh man, that's cold...
#230
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 04:35
Rudy Lis
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Coworker buddy voiced idea: "it felt like somebody being painting and lacquering things in badly ventilated room". After long pause he added "or too well ventilated".
#231
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 04:41
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Like being given a hunk of marble 5 years ago, then spending weeks/months crafting various small statues; perfecting the face, the expression and the heroic stance of each one.
Then when you finished polishing the toenails of your first, the marble salesman pours 25 gallons of battery acid over every single rendition and proclaims loudly: "Now that is art! Buy more marble!"
Then when you finished polishing the toenails of your first, the marble salesman pours 25 gallons of battery acid over every single rendition and proclaims loudly: "Now that is art! Buy more marble!"
#232
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 04:42
Grasich
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Reptilian Rob wrote...
Un-lubricated buttsecks with a Krogan.
#233
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 04:43
Nurane
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kylemesa wrote...
Poorly written fan fiction...
That was my reaction as well (after I got over the wtf and where did I go wrong). The ending felt very much like an exec decided that the story just must have his/her pet theory in it, and forced someone to stick it in.
#236
Posté 21 mars 2012 - 05:52
CookieRocket
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Getting a long, luxurious massage from a beautiful woman. I decide where she massages me, and how gentle or rough she is going to be. Then she asks me if I want a "happy ending". I tell her I do. She says, "that was a good choice. Your choices matter. Are you ready for a happy ending?" I say "yes," and...she smashes my genitals with a hammer and then murders everyone I've ever loved.
