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ME3's ending feels like... (fill in the blank)


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#26
PlasmidJunky

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being a 10 year old at a NAMBLA meeting.

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Cyph3rX

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bobobo878 wrote...

Drying you skin in the sun after a relaxing swim in the river.


...and then passing out only to wake up sunburnt to a crisp on one side.

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DarkCloudd

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This thread is full of so much win.

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Sir_Cabbage

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After enjoying a perfect holiday , with a perfect story and perfect memories(ME1, 2 and 3 up till ending).. then to be hit over the head with a large trout (wtf that doesn't make sense), before using that trout to "save" the world by detonating every single nuclear bomb, reactor, and explosive on the planet.

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Lincoln MuaDib

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Driving an incredible Ferrari along an empty highway, my partner feeding me chocolate and giving me "the wink"...
Then the engine explodes, leaving me in a burning wreck, my legs sheared off from the explosion.

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Cyph3rX

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Sir_Cabbage wrote...

After enjoying a perfect holiday , with a perfect story and perfect memories(ME1, 2 and 3 up till ending).. then to be hit over the head with a large trout (wtf that doesn't make sense), before using that trout to "save" the world by detonating every single nuclear bomb, reactor, and explosive on the planet.


Just use space magic, it's probably going to become the industry standard for writing anyway in games.

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MrFob

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...a kick to the solar plexus while a frog jumps into your throat.

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jkflipflopDAO wrote...

Getting kicked in the balls at the end of a ****** was my immediate thought.


Kevin Smith?


....it lft me feeling kind of empty for a while. Then i filled up that space with frustration over this, and well, at least I feel like getting up in the morning, now. After I beat the game once, I turned off my xbox and stared at the blank screen for maybe an hour before I could even process that...abomination.

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Bekkael

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EternalAmbiguity wrote...

Orgasm. Sweet, sweet orgasm.


If that's what you think an orgasm feels like, you're definitely doing it wrong. 

#35
PlasmidJunky

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watching your favorite porno and getting interrupted by a phone call from your mom.

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naphthol

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like reading this story:

http://natethesnake.com/

really, it's a good comparison if you've got the time.

Modifié par naphthol, 21 mars 2012 - 07:14 .


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Dreogan

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Reading the most epic library book of all time, only to find the person that had the book before you ripped out the last chapter.

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stwu

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Eating your favorite food only to end up with food poisoning.

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shurryy

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Like having your entire house along with your family burnt down, no members of your family escaped the fires, but they all survived miraculously, but with extremely serious burns.

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Edje Edgar

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Like being betrayed by an old friend, for no understandable reason.

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Cyph3rX wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...

Drying you skin in the sun after a relaxing swim in the river.


...and then passing out only to wake up sunburnt to a crisp on one side.


Nope, just the first part.

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stwu

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I almost pee'd on myself from reading some of these posts.

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Bekkael wrote...

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

Orgasm. Sweet, sweet orgasm.


If that's what you think an orgasm feels like, you're definitely doing it wrong. 


LOL true, even though I loved them, comparing sacrificing my life for humanity to orgasming. is a little silly.

But a little non-hate is good.

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The Angry One

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Bekkael wrote...

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

Orgasm. Sweet, sweet orgasm.


If that's what you think an orgasm feels like, you're definitely doing it wrong. 


Mind you it does explain a lot about him/her.

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TLK Spires

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getting NTR'd.

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The Angry One

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EternalAmbiguity wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

Orgasm. Sweet, sweet orgasm.


If that's what you think an orgasm feels like, you're definitely doing it wrong. 


LOL true, even though I loved them, comparing sacrificing my life for the Reaper commander to orgasming. is a little silly.

But a little non-hate is good.


There I fixed it for you, you were straying from canon there. No need to thank.

#47
Freestate2nd

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WRITTEN BY A DRUNK VORCHA!

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Cyph3rX

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The Angry One wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

Orgasm. Sweet, sweet orgasm.


If that's what you think an orgasm feels like, you're definitely doing it wrong. 


Mind you it does explain a lot about him/her.


This thread got a whole lot kinkier.

#49
PlasmidJunky

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having the entire cast of Glee sing your favorite songs through bullhorns until your head explodes.

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