It's disturbing how many ladies actually fancy Alister
#401
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 05:52
Plus, he did a lot of pissing and moaning during the adventuring. Ugggh. Not that I am a female with any romantic interest in him. I'm a straight guy, but Zeveran was freakin' awesome. . . I could not resist feeding his ****** erotica just to keep him from back stabbing me later in Denerim.
I didn't lay the guy, but man he was entertaining.
#402
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 05:53
If you're keeping that all to yourself, you are DEAD to me.Maria Caliban wrote...
*Glances up from her erotic Leliana/FemPC fan fiction*
#403
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 05:53
Taleroth wrote...
Quick question.Kuravid wrote...
You are not immune to the boobs! It's in your evolution (though it's a good thing to know that you prefer the mind, for boobs can only accomplish so much).
Can you dy/dx?
Unfortunately the math stereotype doesn't apply to me. My mother's white genes must have corrupted the purity of my race. ---wait, I think I was making a racist Asian joke where it wasn't appropriate.
Ah, no, but I can speak French!
Modifié par Kuravid, 01 décembre 2009 - 05:55 .
#404
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 05:54
I don't think I'm being overly shallow in asking for a woman to be hot at the beginning of a relationship. It's better to start the descent from the top of the mountain, that way it takes longer to get to the bottom. But just to counter the chauvenism of that statement, let me clarify what I think makes a woman beautiful. I like "cute" girls, looks and also personality. Gobs of makeup are a turn off. I actually thought the girlfriend I mentioned before was better looking when she first woke up in the morning. I surprised her in bed with her valentine's day present.
#405
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 05:57
Taleroth wrote...
Quick question.Kuravid wrote...
You are not immune to the boobs! It's in your evolution (though it's a good thing to know that you prefer the mind, for boobs can only accomplish so much).
Can you dy/dx?
Get your filthy deriviatives out of here. We were having a pleasant conversation.
Modifié par RunCDFirst, 01 décembre 2009 - 05:58 .
#406
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 05:57
#407
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 05:57
Vaeo wrote...
Alister was a ****. XD Comical at some points, but he lost all appeal to me as both a party member and a companion when he threw that tantrum. I was like: OMG. . . Blight here. . . Saving the world, expert general to add to our cause, likely he'll die anyway? God man!
Plus, he did a lot of pissing and moaning during the adventuring. Ugggh. Not that I am a female with any romantic interest in him. I'm a straight guy, but Zeveran was freakin' awesome. . . I could not resist feeding his ****** erotica just to keep him from back stabbing me later in Denerim.
I didn't lay the guy, but man he was entertaining.
I gave him maybe two gifts, and the Antivan Leather Boots, and he stuck with me. And I doubt he was in my party for more than an hour. But that was my second play through, first time I killed him and laughed. Which is odd, because my first playthrough on these kinds of games I usually go for the "Disgustingly Nice Hero" approach. Getting Morrigan's affection took a lot of gifts, btw.
#408
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 05:57
All I'm saying... Calculus is hot.Kuravid wrote...
Taleroth wrote...
Quick question.Kuravid wrote...
You are not immune to the boobs! It's in your evolution (though it's a good thing to know that you prefer the mind, for boobs can only accomplish so much).
Can you dy/dx?
Unfortunately the math stereotype doesn't apply to me. My mother's white genes must have corrupted the purity of my race.
But hey, there are plenty other nerds who aren't very good at math. Like, those who do statistics. Really, how hard is an ANOVA? But it's still hot for some reason.
#409
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 06:00
Taleroth wrote...
All I'm saying... Calculus is hot.
But hey, there are plenty other nerds who aren't very good at math. Like, those who do statistics. Really, how hard is an ANOVA? But it's still hot for some reason.
ANOVAs are so passe. It's all about the MANOVA nowadays.
#410
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 06:00
Taleroth wrote...
If you're keeping that all to yourself, you are DEAD to me.Maria Caliban wrote...
*Glances up from her erotic Leliana/FemPC fan fiction*
I'll post it somewhere when I finish writing. I'm now contemplating an important question: Does Leliana prefer top or bottom?
#411
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 06:01
She prefers both at different times. She is a woman, and she reserves the right to be inconsistent.Maria Caliban wrote...
I'll post it somewhere when I finish writing. I'm now contemplating an important question: Does Leliana prefer top or bottom?
#412
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 06:01
More of an integral man, I see.RunCDFirst wrote...
Taleroth wrote...
Quick question.Kuravid wrote...
You are not immune to the boobs! It's in your evolution (though it's a good thing to know that you prefer the mind, for boobs can only accomplish so much).
Can you dy/dx?
Get your filthy deriviatives out of here. We were having a pleasant conversation.
Modifié par Taleroth, 01 décembre 2009 - 06:02 .
#413
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 06:01
sagevallant wrote...
Don't fall for it! I assure you, he's only trying to catch you off-guard by claiming the mind is more important. It's a standard trick. Now personality, that's what's really important...
I don't think I'm being overly shallow in asking for a woman to be hot at the beginning of a relationship. It's better to start the descent from the top of the mountain, that way it takes longer to get to the bottom. But just to counter the chauvenism of that statement, let me clarify what I think makes a woman beautiful. I like "cute" girls, looks and also personality. Gobs of makeup are a turn off. I actually thought the girlfriend I mentioned before was better looking when she first woke up in the morning. I surprised her in bed with her valentine's day present.
Make up is a huge waste of time. I mean that's 30 minutes of your life every morning smearing a bunch of chemicals on your face when you could be...playing videogames!
#414
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 06:02
#415
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 06:03
Mystranna Kelteel wrote...
She prefers both at different times. She is a woman, and she reserves the right to be inconsistent.Maria Caliban wrote...
I'll post it somewhere when I finish writing. I'm now contemplating an important question: Does Leliana prefer top or bottom?
That was one of the many lines that made her my favorite.
#416
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 06:03
But hey, there are plenty other nerds who aren't very good at math. Like, those who do statistics. Really, how hard is an ANOVA? But it's still hot for some reason.[/quote]
There aren't enough nerds who specialize in linguistics flaunting their pride, unfortunately. You math addicts get all of the glory.
#417
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 06:06
Actually I specialize in Psychology with a particular focus on abnormal. Math is just a hobby.Kuravid wrote...
All I'm saying... Calculus is hot.
But hey, there are plenty other nerds who aren't very good at math. Like, those who do statistics. Really, how hard is an ANOVA? But it's still hot for some reason.
There aren't enough nerds who specialize in linguistics flaunting their pride, unfortunately. You math addicts get all of the glory.
So, what's your favorite etymology?
Modifié par Taleroth, 01 décembre 2009 - 06:07 .
#418
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 06:06
sagevallant wrote...
Don't fall for it! I assure you, he's only trying to catch you off-guard by claiming the mind is more important. It's a standard trick. Now personality, that's what's really important...
I don't think I'm being overly shallow in asking for a woman to be hot at the beginning of a relationship. It's better to start the descent from the top of the mountain, that way it takes longer to get to the bottom. But just to counter the chauvenism of that statement, let me clarify what I think makes a woman beautiful. I like "cute" girls, looks and also personality. Gobs of makeup are a turn off. I actually thought the girlfriend I mentioned before was better looking when she first woke up in the morning. I surprised her in bed with her valentine's day present.
For women, I think it's less about having hot men, more about having protective/stable men who will stick around. Hot is a plus though. Feeling that way is neither shallow nor chauvinistic, it's just biology. Like how women are obviously more emotional, not as strong, etc. Which leads me to this: you can either **** about how you want the world to be and be miserable or you can accept the world as it is and start working on changing your own screwed up behaviors.
#419
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 06:07
Mystranna Kelteel wrote...
She prefers both at different times. She is a woman, and she reserves the right to be inconsistent.Maria Caliban wrote...
I'll post it somewhere when I finish writing. I'm now contemplating an important question: Does Leliana prefer top or bottom?
She seems the type who's willing to do whatever her partner would like as she can enjoy either.
#420
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 06:07
Kuravid wrote...
sagevallant wrote...
Don't fall for it! I assure you, he's only trying to catch you off-guard by claiming the mind is more important. It's a standard trick. Now personality, that's what's really important...
I don't think I'm being overly shallow in asking for a woman to be hot at the beginning of a relationship. It's better to start the descent from the top of the mountain, that way it takes longer to get to the bottom. But just to counter the chauvenism of that statement, let me clarify what I think makes a woman beautiful. I like "cute" girls, looks and also personality. Gobs of makeup are a turn off. I actually thought the girlfriend I mentioned before was better looking when she first woke up in the morning. I surprised her in bed with her valentine's day present.
Make up is a huge waste of time. I mean that's 30 minutes of your life every morning smearing a bunch of chemicals on your face when you could be...playing videogames!
Well, I wouldn't say ALL makeup is a waste... 30 minutes does seem quite excessive though. 5 minutes, max. But then, I am a man, and know little of such things. I think it's a fair tradeoff, though; 5 minutes of shaving vs 5 minutes of makeup. For time wasted by typical girls, though, I have to point out the Wardrobe Selection Process. Which I am certainly not qualified to judge, as my selection is boxers, jeans, shirt, go. Although sometimes the process is not flawless, and I end up with two t-shirts and no boxers... >.>
#421
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 06:17
[quote]Kuravid wrote...
[/quote] All I'm saying... Calculus is hot.
But hey, there are plenty other nerds who aren't very good at math. Like, those who do statistics. Really, how hard is an ANOVA? But it's still hot for some reason.[/quote]
There aren't enough nerds who specialize in linguistics flaunting their pride, unfortunately. You math addicts get all of the glory.
[/quote]
Actually I specialize in Psychology with a particular focus on abnormal. Math is just a hobby.
So, what's your favorite etymology?[/quote]
That's actually pretty difficult to answer. It's taken me about five minutes to come up with a response and all I can say is that my strongest interest lies in semiotics. Second to that, though, would be foreign language study in general, focusing more on grammatical categories (and history of) and lexical similarity.
Oddly enough, I am surrounded by roommates who specialize in psychology.
#422
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 06:19
That's the stuff.Kuravid wrote...
That's actually pretty difficult to answer. It's taken me about five minutes to come up with a response and all I can say is that my strongest interest lies in semiotics. Second to that, though, would be foreign language study in general, focusing more on grammatical categories (and history of) and lexical similarity.
#423
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 06:20
Kuravid wrote...
Actually I specialize in Psychology with a particular focus on abnormal. Math is just a hobby.
So, what's your favorite etymology?
Oddly enough, I am surrounded by roommates who specialize in psychology.
Psychology is hot, especially an emphasis on cognitive or abnormal.
Give me neural networks, imbalanced dopamine levels and occipital lobes any day.
#424
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 06:21
sagevallant wrote...
Well, I wouldn't say ALL makeup is a waste... 30 minutes does seem quite excessive though. 5 minutes, max. But then, I am a man, and know little of such things. I think it's a fair tradeoff, though; 5 minutes of shaving vs 5 minutes of makeup. For time wasted by typical girls, though, I have to point out the Wardrobe Selection Process. Which I am certainly not qualified to judge, as my selection is boxers, jeans, shirt, go. Although sometimes the process is not flawless, and I end up with two t-shirts and no boxers... >.>
I have yet to meet a woman who takes less than half an hour in the bathroom to prepare herself for the day. Not only do they normally have make up, but they also have hair. Wardrobe selection is also pretty annoying. Me, I grab my slacks and a shirt of some kind and I'm good.
#425
Posté 01 décembre 2009 - 06:21
Stop that, I'm straight!RunCDFirst wrote...
Psychology is hot, especially an emphasis on cognitive or abnormal.
Give me neural networks, imbalanced dopamine levels and occipital lobes any day.




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