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[Mastermadskills]

Let me get this straight:  


Joker and my squad apparently turned chicken**** and bailed on me during the battle, they flew off and fled through the relay just as it blew up, and now my crew is stranded on some planet from which they will never be able to leave, forcing my Love Interest to get down with Joker and all the other crewmembers in order to prevent extinction?

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I'm going to mail my copy of ME3 back to Bioware Headquarters inside a crate with a free angry badger inside.

Modifié par Mastermadskills, 31 mars 2012 - 03:36 .

[Melancholic]

And you don't even get to see the vids.

[Mastermadskills]

How... what were... I dont even....

Who among the fine minds at Bioware Headquarters thought this ending could even POSSIBLY be a good idea?




Gonna be a lot of bad pairs that will have to happen in the name of survival.  I hope Dr. Chakwas has a whole crate of Serrice Ice Brandy somewhere...

Modifié par Mastermadskills, 22 mars 2012 - 11:22 .

[QuarianHIV]

Thats right baby!

Every survivor's gonna have a go at her azure.

Joker
Edi
Engineer Adams
Kenneth Donnelly (I love it when yer talk dirteh)
Random blue shirt with Avenger rifle
Stupid Private outside the war room scanning me for 5 seconds

BANG BANG BANG BANG

All in the name of repopulation. I'm sure Liara will be more than willing.

[Rulid]

Worst case scenario:

LI: Tali
Survivors: Joker, Tali, Garrus

i.e. your best friend and your ex.

[TLK Spires]

yup, you're getting NTR'd by chris griffin.

[Brawne]

All those little blue brittleboned babies...

[Silasqtx]

Rulid wrote...

Worst case scenario:

LI: Tali
Survivors: Joker, Tali, Garrus

i.e. your best friend and your ex.

That's actually the best case scenario.

And again, I'm starting to get the Liara and the smurfs joke someone told miss Hillis.

[Niemack Saarinen]

Yes indeed, wonderful writing isn't it?. Let alone the fact that your LI looks at joker and smiles, despite you being dead.

[Mastermadskills]

QuarianHIV wrote...

Thats right baby!

Every survivor's gonna have a go at her azure.

Joker
Edi
Engineer Adams
Kenneth Donnelly (I love it when yer talk dirteh)
Random blue shirt with Avenger rifle
Stupid Private outside the war room scanning me for 5 seconds

BANG BANG BANG BANG

All in the name of repopulation. I'm sure Liara will be more than willing.

Worst ending ever.

[RavenEyry]

The stargazer and grandson did not look or sound like asari to me, so I'm gonna have to gues it was the random marines standing around the Normandy that did the repopulating.

[Dark Specie]

Don't shoot yourself until Bioware has had a chance at improving the ending (granted, that isn't guranteed to work)...

[Nu-Nu]

Lol, love the animation! Kaidan, Joker and Garrus were who got off the Normandy in my playthrough, will be pretty hard to repopulate from that. Garrus what happened to sticking to the end and meeting up in the bar in the sky!!! You were Shepard's BFF!

Modifié par Nu-Nu, 22 mars 2012 - 10:36 .

[avmf8]

This is what happens

LI "SNUSNU"
Joker "AHHH MY PELVIS!"

[Spectre-00N7]

Love interest = Cortez

have fun Joker

[QuarianHIV]

RavenEyry wrote...

The stargazer and grandson did not look or sound like asari to me, so I'm gonna have to gues it was the random marines standing around the Normandy that did the repopulating.

The grandson doesn't even have the proper proportions of a child.

BW being frickin lazy as usual. They just took the SAME model of the grandpa (who's probably taken from default maleshep because he's bald) and SHRUNK HIM DOWN.

Ripped wallpaper from photobucket
Photoshopped stock photo for Tali's Face
One ending multipled into 16 via the hue/saturation slider

"Artistic integrity indeed". My dog can crap out better shapes than this. And unlike WHAT WAS PROMISED BY BiOWARE, the turd has a beginning and and end.

[joiner87]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! why, why......I alomost want to go and re-do the ending just to pick control, chase down Joker and find out just how brittle his bones are!

[Agent_Dark_]

RavenEyry wrote...

The stargazer and grandson did not look or sound like asari to me, so I'm gonna have to gues it was the random marines standing around the Normandy that did the repopulating.

Old Man Joker and little Asari-Shepard.  Easy.

[Soltana]

Joker and Garrus would make such beautiful glass-boned mutant babies.

[QuarianHIV]

Nu-Nu wrote...

Lol, love the animation! Kaidan, Joker and Garrus were who got off the Normandy in my playthrough, will be pretty hard to repopulate from that. Garrus what happened to sticking to the end and meeting up in the bar in the sky!!! You were Shepard's BFF!

Liara and Vega are unkillable no matter what. So SHE GONNA GET BANGED in every ending.

[mCmuFFeL]

avmf8 wrote...

This is what happens

LI "SNUSNU"
Joker "AHHH MY PELVIS!"

:D

[nitefyre410]

But it see its all part of the "Artistic Vision"
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I can;t even say that with a straight face...

[Holoe4]

I'm still half alive in the destroy ending... Must destroy Gilligan's island >

or just have a seriously low EMS and let them all die in the crash.