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So now our LI is forced to repopulate the galaxy with Joker?...


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#26
Melancholic

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This thread is the best thread.

#27
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QuarianHIV wrote...

Nu-Nu wrote...

Lol, love the animation! Kaidan, Joker and Garrus were who got off the Normandy in my playthrough, will be pretty hard to repopulate from that. Garrus what happened to sticking to the end and meeting up in the bar in the sky!!! You were Shepard's BFF!


Liara and Vega are unkillable no matter what. So SHE GONNA GET BANGED in every ending.



This human must be eliminated.

#28
Mastermadskills

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Bioware:
"We are surprised by the reception of the ending!"

Me:
"Yup. Liara is forced to do the nasty with every single member of the Normandy... And you can't grasp why we are mad?"

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BobbyDylan

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Spectre-00N7 wrote...

Love interest = Cortez

have fun Joker


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#30
ThatDancingTurian

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Not to mention either Tali and Garrus (or alternately, everyone who isn't Tali or Garrus) are going to starve to death on that planet.

As for repopulating... Joker's probably going to end up with a crushed pelvis thanks to EDI. Traynor and Cortez are both gay. So I guess it's up to Vega and Chakwas.

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jdckelly

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they were supposed to be my blue babies

#32
LilyasAvalon

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I'm more worried about Tali and Garrus (My LI). T_T

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Holoe4

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BobbyDylan wrote...

Spectre-00N7 wrote...

Love interest = Cortez

have fun Joker


Image IPB


:police:

#34
yllamana

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Even worse, we know from Dr. Chakwas that Joker is still on medication for his condition, meaning it'll presumably deteriorate as soon as whatever small supply of it is on the wrecked Normandy runs out.

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WE_Belisarius

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Rulid wrote...

Worst case scenario:

LI: Tali
Survivors: Joker, Tali, Garrus

i.e. your best friend and your ex.

Thanks, for making the ending even more depressive -.-^^

Modifié par WE_Belisarius, 22 mars 2012 - 10:45 .


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QuarianHIV

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Joker and EDI transcript:

Clang
Clang
Clang
Clangclangclangclangclang
....clang
....clang
pulls out.

#37
Chuvvy

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Please, Dirk Fridgebeef will be ****ing your LI.

#38
Mastermadskills

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Holy **** I still can't believe that THIS is the ending to Mass Effect 3.

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Yep, Sheps LI is getting tag-teamed by Joker and Vega as we speak.

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cynicalandbored

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LOTS OF SPE--

I can't.

#41
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MAKE IT STOP

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Furluge

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Psh, please. Joker and Edi are going to fill the universe with green space magic hybrids while your LI has to watch...

#43
Coolfaec

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It's such an uplifting story, isn't it?

#44
Filby08

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If Tali touches Garrus, Shep will haunt her forever. Friendship be damned.

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kegNeggs

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this hurts you.

#46
ThatDancingTurian

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Tony77A wrote...

Yep, Sheps LI is getting tag-teamed by Joker and Vega as we speak.

My Shepard's LI was Garrus. I'm not sure how this helps repopulate.

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Mastermadskills

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kegNeggs wrote...

this hurts you.


Yes.

Yes it does.

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Kathleen321

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Kaidan was my love interest. So does that mean Joker Cortez and Kaidan are gonna be having gay sex on some stranded planet to keep warm at night and I'm not invited? No threesome for dead Femshep? I feel like I've just died inside again... FUUUUUUUU

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Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Tony77A wrote...

Yep, Sheps LI is getting tag-teamed by Joker and Vega as we speak.

My Shepard's LI was Garrus. I'm not sure how this helps repopulate.


Maybe not, but I bet it leads to awesome dance numbers and musicals.

#50
QuarianHIV

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A hundred years later and they'll be singing this as their colony's anthem:

www.youtube.com/watch

And by then Liara's birth canal would be big enough to hide a Mass relay. Oops..they're all gone. Sorry.

I can only be this lewd because the endings allow it.

Modifié par QuarianHIV, 22 mars 2012 - 10:55 .