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[alx119]

Welcome to the line? I guess.

[Holoe4]

Have a low EMS and choose destroy... problem solved

[Andur4]

My LI was Tali, who's probably just gonna starve to death even if she could repopulate with any of the other crew besides Liara. GREAT, that makes me feel so much better! *End sarcasm*

[chris fenton]

I'm gonna go cry.. more

[wotmaniac]

QuarianHIV wrote...

Nu-Nu wrote...

Lol, love the animation! Kaidan, Joker and Garrus were who got off the Normandy in my playthrough, will be pretty hard to repopulate from that. Garrus what happened to sticking to the end and meeting up in the bar in the sky!!! You were Shepard's BFF!

Liara and Vega are unkillable no matter what. So SHE GONNA GET BANGED in every ending.

Not in my Ending... Liara and guess who....
Javik got off the ship. (in adddition to Joker).
Not much of a pleasent choice, is there?

[Mastermadskills]

QuarianHIV wrote...

A hundred years later and they'll be singing this as their colony's anthem:

www.youtube.com/watch

And by then Liara's birth canal would be big enough to hide a Mass relay. Oops..they're all gone. Sorry.

I can only be this lewd because the endings allow it.

I choked on my drink with laughter.

[Melancholic]

Mastermadskills wrote...

Holy **** I still can't believe that THIS is the ending to Mass Effect 3.

If it makes you feel any better, it's probably not intentional. Or not real if it is intentional.

Also, when asked on Twitter what's up with Shepard's squad magically teleporting back to the Normandy, Jessica Merizan basically answered that they didn't, and that all will become clear with time.

This was before their rules of PR engagement changed and the hope giving messages stopped, though, so there's no telling what that meant.

Modifié par Melancholic, 22 mars 2012 - 10:58 .

[Welsh Inferno]

Or if you romanced Tali or Garrus. They will then just get jiggy in your absence.

[Evil_medved]

Andur4 wrote...

My LI was Tali, who's probably just gonna starve to death even if she could repopulate with any of the other crew besides Liara. GREAT, that makes me feel so much better! *End sarcasm*

Same. Hopefully she will die quickly and painlessly.


If she will not die of starvation for some reason however, i hope Garrus will take care of her for me, and also will break Joker's neck. <_<

Modifié par Evil_medved, 22 mars 2012 - 11:05 .

[Ricvenart]

Don't think Joker and Kaidan are going to have much luck there....still want to watch.

[Ivory_Tower]

Don't be silly. 30 minutes into the game Shepard finds a (deus ex machina) solution to the threat. Following this pinnacle of sci-fantasy writing the stranded crew of the Normandy can always miraculously bump into an ancient <insert a random race here> something that allows them to do <insert your wildest imagination here>.

Problem solved.

Modifié par Ivory_Tower, 22 mars 2012 - 11:03 .

[Holoe4]

Melancholic wrote...

Mastermadskills wrote...

Holy **** I still can't believe that THIS is the ending to Mass Effect 3.

If it makes you feel any better, it's probably not intentional. Or not real if it is intentional.

Also, when asked on Twitter what's up with Shepard's squad magically teleporting back to the Normandy, Jessica Merizan basically answered that they didn't, and that all will become clear with time.

This was before their rules of PR engagement changed and the hope giving messages stopped, though, so there's no telling what that meant.

+1 for indoctrination theory

[QuarianHIV]

Joker: "This isn't working. We're not reproducing"
Cortez: "We can adopt"
Joker: "FU azhole"
Cortez: "Thats what we did!"

Modifié par QuarianHIV, 22 mars 2012 - 11:01 .

[Nathan_41]

Silasqtx wrote...

Rulid wrote...

Worst case scenario:

LI: Tali
Survivors: Joker, Tali, Garrus

i.e. your best friend and your ex.

That's actually the best case scenario.

And again, I'm starting to get the Liara and the smurfs joke someone told miss Hillis.

At the risk of opening a can of worms better left closed... what was that joke?

[Zak MWTFunny]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...
 So I guess it's up to Vega and Chakwas.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Kathleen321]

Ricvenart wrote...

Don't think Joker and Kaidan are going to have much luck there....still want to watch.

they won't even allow us that. >.< Just think if they had started to play that soft romance scene music and all of a sudden Kaidan and Joker are in the captain's quarters, the blue light bathing their naked skin. Kaidan says something motivational and sweet about the galaxy and the reapers and Joker has the option...... hahah ok I'm taking it a little far.

[Nu-Nu]

wotmaniac wrote...

QuarianHIV wrote...

Nu-Nu wrote...

Lol, love the animation! Kaidan, Joker and Garrus were who got off the Normandy in my playthrough, will be pretty hard to repopulate from that. Garrus what happened to sticking to the end and meeting up in the bar in the sky!!! You were Shepard's BFF!

Liara and Vega are unkillable no matter what. So SHE GONNA GET BANGED in every ending.

Not in my Ending... Liara and guess who....
Javik got off the ship. (in adddition to Joker).
Not much of a pleasent choice, is there?

Lol poor Liara, she'll probaly be finding the nearest cliff to jump from. Oh no wait that will be Tali. Realises her people are doomed and finds a cliff. She won't be around long enough to repopulate.

[Madecologist]

Didn't you know, you should have taken synthesis and then Joker and Edi can be together and have iBabies together. The Bittersweet ending we all wanted....

*goes and performs a Saren on himself*

[GodChildInTheMachine]

If that's how you want your imaginationland ending to be so be it, mr. insecure pessimist man.
In MY ending the forces in the Sol system all work together and hold hands to bring about a new method of interstellar travel based on LOVE waves, so everything is ok and they save the Normandy crew from having to populate an unkown planet with an impossibly small gene pool!
I guess you just don't understand the artistic brilliance of the ending being totally open to speculation sheesh!

[AidanTk5]

Mastermadskills wrote...

forcing my Love Interest to get down with Joker and all the other male crewmembers in order to prevent extinction?

This made me very angry, made me hate Joker too.

[avmf8]

Nu-Nu wrote...

wotmaniac wrote...

QuarianHIV wrote...

Nu-Nu wrote...

Lol, love the animation! Kaidan, Joker and Garrus were who got off the Normandy in my playthrough, will be pretty hard to repopulate from that. Garrus what happened to sticking to the end and meeting up in the bar in the sky!!! You were Shepard's BFF!

Liara and Vega are unkillable no matter what. So SHE GONNA GET BANGED in every ending.

Not in my Ending... Liara and guess who....
Javik got off the ship. (in adddition to Joker).
Not much of a pleasent choice, is there?

Lol poor Liara, she'll probaly be finding the nearest cliff to jump from. Oh no wait that will be Tali. Realises her people are doomed and finds a cliff. She won't be around long enough to repopulate.

Maybee not I could immagine that Javik coud be a very gentle lover. Think about is he knows what she wants.

[Evil_medved]

I guess we all agree that DESTROY VAPORISATION with less than 2000 war assets is optimal ending.