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[Furluge]

avmf8 wrote...

Maybee not I could immagine that Javik coud be a very gentle lover. Think about is he knows what she wants.

Considering the way he acts I'm pretty sure Javik's ideas about sex are about inline with the Roman's ideas about it.
(Hint. It's not good, especially if they conquer your city.)

[Mastermadskills]

Maybee not I could immagine that Javik coud be a very gentle lover. Think about is he knows what she wants.

Wow.

You just...

I...

Even thinking about...

My brain is forever ruined.


I'm mailing my copy of Mass Effect 3 back to Bioware in a crate with a rabid badger inside.

 

Modifié par Mastermadskills, 22 mars 2012 - 11:13 .

[Nu-Nu]

avmf8 wrote...

Nu-Nu wrote...

wotmaniac wrote...

QuarianHIV wrote...

Nu-Nu wrote...

Lol, love the animation! Kaidan, Joker and Garrus were who got off the Normandy in my playthrough, will be pretty hard to repopulate from that. Garrus what happened to sticking to the end and meeting up in the bar in the sky!!! You were Shepard's BFF!

Liara and Vega are unkillable no matter what. So SHE GONNA GET BANGED in every ending.

Not in my Ending... Liara and guess who....
Javik got off the ship. (in adddition to Joker).
Not much of a pleasent choice, is there?

Lol poor Liara, she'll probaly be finding the nearest cliff to jump from. Oh no wait that will be Tali. Realises her people are doomed and finds a cliff. She won't be around long enough to repopulate.

Maybee not I could immagine that Javik coud be a very gentle lover. Think about is he knows what she wants.

Lol I think Javik would turn his nose up at romance and be all practical about it.

Javik - Love is for the weak, I care not for it. Breeding is purely to continue one's species.

[Meanfrey]

Kaidan does not have a uterus...isn't he?

[Furluge]

Meanfrey wrote...

Kaidan does not have a uterus...isn't he?

Eezo in the womb's a hell of a drug.

[zzcoreyzz]

Does Jack also randomly spawn on the Normandy with the clever use of space magics, same as the other LI's or does she stay on earth? Otherwise that would be the optimal solution.

[Mastermadskills]

Meanfrey wrote...

Kaidan does not have a uterus...isn't he?

Kaidan gets assigned to Dr. Chakwas.

Shame they only have one bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy.  Enough to get the job done though!













There.  Now you can be horrified like we are!

[Mandemon]

cynicalandbored wrote...

LOTS OF SPE--

I can't.

I can.



I tought ending could not get any worse.

GEEZ THANKS OP </sarcasm>

Seriosusly, whole ending just filled with Fridge Horror...

[Ricvenart]

Kathleen321 wrote...

Ricvenart wrote...

Don't think Joker and Kaidan are going to have much luck there....still want to watch.

they won't even allow us that. >.< Just think if they had started to play that soft romance scene music and all of a sudden Kaidan and Joker are in the captain's quarters, the blue light bathing their naked skin. Kaidan says something motivational and sweet about the galaxy and the reapers and Joker has the option...... hahah ok I'm taking it a little far.

I demand more of an ending! RetakeJhenko now! Donate money to my bank account (I am a registered charity case) to show you're support of a more fully developed and happy ending.

lol, here's to hoping when it doesn't work they keep trying.

Ok I'll stop now but thanks for the laugh, at least some good came out of the ending.

[Furluge]

zzcoreyzz wrote...

Does Jack also randomly spawn on the Normandy with the clever use of space magics, same as the other LI's or does she stay on earth? Otherwise that would be the optimal solution.

Obviously Jack spontaneously dies from contaminated tattoo ink from her most recent inking.

[ThatDancingTurian]

Furluge wrote...

avmf8 wrote...

Maybee not I could immagine that Javik coud be a very gentle lover. Think about is he knows what she wants.

Considering the way he acts I'm pretty sure Javik's ideas about sex are about inline with the Roman's ideas about it.
(Hint. It's not good, especially if they conquer your city.)

He apparently thinks sex is only for breeding. That might explain why he's so uptight.

[Neizd]

Liara fans will get a lof of blue babies ^^ Too bad it those will be Joker's xD

[zzcoreyzz]

Okay, Ill save you Liara lovers.
Remember in ME1 when Liara says physical contact may or MAY NOT be involved? Yeah, you can go sleep now.

[Evil_medved]

Neizd wrote...

Liara fans will get a lof of blue babies ^^ Too bad it those will be Joker's xD

Oohohohoh, that burns.

[die-yng]

That is one very disturbing idea, I'd probably flay them alive for turning to Joker.

If you have to choose between a life of mourning or taking Joker as a new lover, I'd rather mourn.

[Mastermadskills]

zzcoreyzz wrote...

Okay, Ill save you Liara lovers.
Remember in ME1 when Liara says physical contact may or MAY NOT be involved? Yeah, you can go sleep now.

Liara still gets pregnant with someone else.

STILL a terribad ending.

[Kathleen321]

This is the best forum ever. It may just cure my god-awful hangover with space magic.

[superduperkoala]

How did you guys don't realize this before!? When Joker came out from Normandy with a big green on his face and then my LI walk out, Joker just jump to the top of my hit list of my second playthrough!! If I ever play it again.

[Fey Summerset]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is the most depressing thread on the forums

[Furluge]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...
He apparently thinks sex is only for breeding. That might explain why he's so uptight.

That's not actually what he says. He could just be a bigot. You know, because he totally is the entire game and comes from an entire culture of super space ****s.

[Mersey]

Lol, Liara stepped out with Joker and Javik, now I have disturbing images in my brain.

What the hell were the writers smoking when they wrote this? Must've been some strong stuff.

[Demonburnt]

Mastermadskills wrote...

[b]Let me get this straight:  
*snip*

This was me the other day.....

[Gterror2]

Now i know why Joker bailed out and took entire crew with him....oh the horror

[zzcoreyzz]

Mastermadskills wrote...

zzcoreyzz wrote...

Okay, Ill save you Liara lovers.
Remember in ME1 when Liara says physical contact may or MAY NOT be involved? Yeah, you can go sleep now.

Liara still gets pregnant with someone else.

STILL a terribad ending.

Yeah yeah, but atleast I can get those images out of my head now. Liara has to give birth to my baby first too.

Tali and Garrus walking off the ship looking all happy, despite facing starvation, is still a nice image to end the series on though.