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[Shinobu]

Garrus will break Joker in half. Plus, they're both guys.

Chance of repopulation: zero.

[chibilombax]

I was with Garrus too. I hope the sex hurts since Joker flew off.

[Furluge]

Shinobu wrote...

Garrus will break Joker in half. Plus, they're both guys.

Chance of repopulation: zero.

<Jeff Goldblum, Strongest Monster in all of Duel Monsters> Nature
finds a way</Jeff Goldblum, Strongest Monster in all of Duel
Monsters>

[S Atomeha]

BringBackNihlus wrote...

This thread...it has broken me.

I am a shell of my former self. I...am nothing.

[QuarianHIV]

Man...what happens if the survivors were Joker, Kaidan and Cortez

Joker - "Oh dang..."
Kaidan - "On your knees. Open wide"

[Furluge]

QuarianHIV wrote...

Man...what happens if the survivors were Joker, Kaidan and Cortez

Joker - "Oh dang..."
Kaidan - "On your knees. Open wide"

<Jeff Goldblum, Strongest Monster in all of Duel Monsters> Nature
finds a way</Jeff Goldblum, Strongest Monster in all of Duel
Monsters>

This will start to be funny. Seriously. Is it working yet?

[EmGo]

 Goddammit, that is so wrong, all of it.

I want to repopulate with Garrus. I don't care, I am Commander Shepard and I can do impossible. And I WILL SHOOT and THROW TALI OUT OF THE AIRLOCK if she touches him. I don't care I am dead!

[QuarianHIV]

Furluge wrote...

QuarianHIV wrote...

Man...what happens if the survivors were Joker, Kaidan and Cortez

Joker - "Oh dang..."
Kaidan - "On your knees. Open wide"

<Jeff Goldblum, Strongest Monster in all of Duel Monsters> Nature
finds a way</Jeff Goldblum, Strongest Monster in all of Duel
Monsters>

This will start to be funny. Seriously. Is it working yet?

Squeal like a pig?

[Furluge]

QuarianHIV wrote...

Squeal like a pig?

If you launch your probe and it comes back with this recording, run.

[Giguelingueling]

QuarianHIV wrote...

Thats right baby!

Every survivor's gonna have a go at her azure.

Joker
Edi
Engineer Adams
Kenneth Donnelly (I love it when yer talk dirteh)
Random blue shirt with Avenger rifle
Stupid Private outside the war room scanning me for 5 seconds

BANG BANG BANG BANG

All in the name of repopulation. I'm sure Liara will be more than willing.

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG 

I might be crazy, but I genuily feel hatred toward you and every name you said  

[FPS Harbinger]

Perfect gif to fit.

[Alexius]

Mastermadskills wrote...

QuarianHIV wrote...

A hundred years later and they'll be singing this as their colony's anthem:

www.youtube.com/watch

And by then Liara's birth canal would be big enough to hide a Mass relay. Oops..they're all gone. Sorry.

I can only be this lewd because the endings allow it.

I choked on my drink with laughter.

Oh, god, good thing I'm all alone at the office right now. I almost choked on a cookie with that.

[Furluge]

Giguelingueling wrote...

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG 

I might be crazy, but I genuily feel hatred toward you and every name you said  

Don't forget Javik and his 38-pronged toothed corkscrew duck-rape tenta-wang.

The link is to cracked BTW. It's a humor article..

[Giguelingueling]

Furluge wrote...

Giguelingueling wrote...

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG 

I might be crazy, but I genuily feel hatred toward you and every name you said  

Don't forget Javik and his 38-pronged toothed corkscrew duck-rape tenta-wang.

The link is to cracked BTW. It's a humor article..

Brb gonna go kill some kitty 

[QuarianHIV]

You think the planet has wildlife? Will that work with Asari?

Liara's my LI so its my wish that she has more mating options.

[Mastermadskills]

Furluge wrote...

Shinobu wrote...

Garrus will break Joker in half. Plus, they're both guys.

Chance of repopulation: zero.

<Jeff Goldblum, Strongest Monster in all of Duel Monsters> Nature
finds a way</Jeff Goldblum, Strongest Monster in all of Duel
Monsters>

Stop spamming my thread with this crap.  Nobody gets it.

Modifié par Mastermadskills, 22 mars 2012 - 01:17 .

[Mastermadskills]

QuarianHIV wrote...

You think the planet has wildlife? Will that work with Asari?

Liara's my LI so its my wish that she has more mating options.

LOL

[Giguelingueling]

QuarianHIV wrote...

You think the planet has wildlife? Will that work with Asari?

Liara's my LI so its my wish that she has more mating options.

Ok serious question here. Can asari mate with like dog or worm ? Because what's the big difference between a dog and a human if asari can mate with quarian and human. 

Because AY exist only because both her parent are asari. So why asari didn't mate with some wild life on thessia before they discover space travel ?

[Furluge]

Mastermadskills wrote...

Stop spamming my thread with this crap.  Nobody gets it.

You never saw Jurrassic Park? Seriously? The movie about the dinosaurs that are all female so they can't mate but they end up mating anyway?

[Mastermadskills]

Furluge wrote...

Mastermadskills wrote...

Stop spamming my thread with this crap.  Nobody gets it.

You never saw Jurrassic Park? Seriously? The movie about the dinosaurs that are all female so they can't mate but they end up mating anyway?

Once was fine.

3 times gets really annoying really fast.  Especially when most people don't get it.

Modifié par Mastermadskills, 22 mars 2012 - 01:22 .

[thatfilmgirl]

*crying and dying from laughter* Oh man I needed this.

[QuarianHIV]

Giguelingueling wrote...

QuarianHIV wrote...

You think the planet has wildlife? Will that work with Asari?

Liara's my LI so its my wish that she has more mating options.

Ok serious question here. Can asari mate with like dog or worm ? Because what's the big difference between a dog and a human if asari can mate with quarian and human. 

Because AY exist only because both her parent are asari. So why asari didn't mate with some wild life on thessia before they discover space travel ?

Possible plot hole you've discovered there. One thats almost as big as Liara's birth canal*

* 300 years after the ending, when its bigger than Zakera Ward

[LastFadingSmile]

Yikes. Scaly itch is suddenly the least of the Normandy's problems...

[Furluge]

Mastermadskills wrote...

Once was fine.

3 times gets really annoying really fast.  Especially when most people don't get it.

I'm pretty sure most people get it. The movie was rather popular.

[The Exiled Paladin]

The only person who should be with Shepard's LI is Shepard himself (or herself) and in the case of my own playthrough making little blue babies with Liara. This part of the ending sucked the most...