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[Asclepus]

Well ain't this just a peachy thought. There's my Tali with Garrus and Joker...and both Tali and Garrus were with me not ten minutes earlier.

Thanks a lot, mate.
Damn Turian Chocolate.

[DiegoRaphael]

Giguelingueling wrote...

QuarianHIV wrote...

You think the planet has wildlife? Will that work with Asari?

Liara's my LI so its my wish that she has more mating options.

Ok serious question here. Can asari mate with like dog or worm ? Because what's the big difference between a dog and a human if asari can mate with quarian and human. 

Because AY exist only because both her parent are asari. So why asari didn't mate with some wild life on thessia before they discover space travel ?

Didn't Javik say at some point that Asari had hair, but they started to mate with some lizards and lost it, wich explain their skin also...???

I didn't play with him on my first playthrough (I won't do a second before the "new" ending), but i remember reading this here in the BSN.

sistersafetypin wrote...

I like to think my Liara would just give Joker a look and tell him to go away... Especially after he was bothering her about her "hair tentacles.. " lol

 

I don't know man... Liara is a scientist, she knows what is at stake... 

But i would also like to think that she would mourn me till her death... b**** leaving me in the last moment...

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Could the ending had focused on showing only Normandy when in fact, several other ships was also fleeing because they saw the increasing amount of energy on Crucible and didn't know what it was gonna do? Maybe dozens of ships crashed on that planet...

[SimonM72]

Definately going to enjoy watching the Collectors eat Joker again now in ME2!.





Oh wait!, I can't because I don't have the ambition to playthrough again after ME3's ending!.

Modifié par SimonM72, 23 mars 2012 - 12:19 .

[Holoe4]

Evil_medved wrote...

I guess we all agree that DESTROY VAPORISATION with less than 2000 war assets is optimal ending.

indeed

[xdognatex]

http://imageshack.us...fleesearth.jpg/

Modifié par xdognatex, 23 mars 2012 - 02:33 .

[xdognatex]

how in the hell do you post a picture with out getting it insta removed?

[Ssation]

Reading this thread, it just looks like the endings are even worse now

[troyk2027]

QuarianHIV wrote...

...Asari had hair, but they started to mate with some lizards...

...go on.

[huntsman2310]

This. I had an horrible moment of clarity when I saw Tali and Joker turn to each other.

it was the Adam-and-Eve look.

Goddamn it.

[Estelindis]

Brawne wrote...

All those little blue brittleboned babies...

Sorry, I know it wouldn't actually work that way and I kinda feel bad for laughing, but that was one of the funniest things I've ever read.

[Mastermadskills]

Kathleen321 wrote...

Spargle00 wrote...

Kathleen321 wrote...

Kaidan was my love interest. So does that mean Joker Cortez and Kaidan are gonna be having gay sex on some stranded planet to keep warm at night

It'll be like last week's Family Guy:

Cortez: "But how can we repopulate? We're all men."

Joker: "Well, let's try some stuff."


Incidentally, the three who came out of my Normandy at the end were Joker, Javik, and Garrus. Yipes.

With some space magic and lubricant anything is possible.

:lol::lol::lol:

[gmboy902]

On my playthrough, Garrus, Joker, and James will instigate a big burly-man Cuban love fest, which will somehow result in children being born.

Because let's face it, my original crew died, the two girls guarding the war room are clearly in love with each other, the chick who tells me about my private messages is a lesbian, and nobody in their right mind could bear to do it with someone with Chobot's bland, half-male voice.

[Mastermadskills]

This is simultaneously the BEST and the WORST thread ever.

[TheShinySword]

gmboy902 wrote...

On my playthrough, Garrus, Joker, and James will instigate a big burly-man Cuban love fest, which will somehow result in children being born.

Because let's face it, my original crew died, the two girls guarding the war room are clearly in love with each other, the chick who tells me about my private messages is a lesbian, and nobody in their right mind could bear to do it with someone with Chobot's bland, half-male voice.

Oh no, I just realized that my poor beloved crew is stuck on the planet with the reporter. Maybe they'll forget Allers is in the cargo and just leave her there forever >_>

[tanuki]

Come on guys, cheer up. Not all is that bad as it seems. At least Garrus and Tali won't be "repopulated" with anyone, they'll just die a slow death from starvation...

[Mastermadskills]

TheShinySword wrote...

gmboy902 wrote...

On my playthrough, Garrus, Joker, and James will instigate a big burly-man Cuban love fest, which will somehow result in children being born.

Because let's face it, my original crew died, the two girls guarding the war room are clearly in love with each other, the chick who tells me about my private messages is a lesbian, and nobody in their right mind could bear to do it with someone with Chobot's bland, half-male voice.

Oh no, I just realized that my poor beloved crew is stuck on the planet with the reporter. Maybe they'll forget Allers is in the cargo and just leave her there forever >_>

Forget about Allers?  Nah.  Waste of resources.  Cannibalism has it's uses.

Modifié par Mastermadskills, 24 mars 2012 - 05:05 .

[gmboy902]

If it is any consolation, OP, Joker will probably cripple every one of his bones in the process of copulation.

[shadey]

the funniest one I got was edi, joker and traynor emerging from the wreck

so a robot a lesbian and a guy with brittle bones emerge from a ship, it's like a start of a bad joke.

all I can hope is some of the crew survived because there was no way any repopulating was going on.

[AntAras11]

I'm here to save your sleep!

Maybe its not an uninhabited world. Maybe it has a colony!
It's a garden world after all, there's not a lot of them.
Liara can live the next 900 years as a mourning widow.. Yay!!!

[Mastermadskills]

Funny thread.

[Mastermadskills]

bump

[joshko]

The best part about it. Vigil says in ME 1 that not even a dozen of the top Prothean scientists could hope to repopulate the galaxy, so yeah, good luck Joker...

[lordofdogtown19]

Joker's my boy, but if he even tries to take off Tali's suit, I will find Gilligan's Planet and knock is *** out

[alaska-the-1st]

well my LI was Kelly...