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Harbinger should be the hero...


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Virmire Vermin

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Here's how:

Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL of the Catalyst.

*makes the Catalyst jump off the Citadel and die*

*Shepard and the rest of the surviving forces celebrate the death of the Catalyst with the Reapers. War is over. An after party is thrown, Shepard approaches Harbinger*

Shepard: So, uh, which tentacle do I high-five?

Harbinger: You are short-sighted. I have many tentacles, it is irrelevant.

Shepard: Fair enough. *awkwardly hi-fives Harbinger*

Harbinger: Your form is fragile.

*awkward silence*

Shepard: We're having fried cuddlefish for dinner, care to join us?

Harbinger: You're having what for dinner!? I thought we were friends, Shepard. You are arrogant, Shepard. You are vermin. We will end you.

*war is back on*

*credits roll, stay tuned for Mass Effect 4*

Modifié par Virmire Vermin, 22 mars 2012 - 12:23 .