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[MaaZeus]

Garrus did WHAT? That son of a ****, he is so out of the airlock! Tali is MINE!

[StartOrange]

MaaZeus wrote...

Garrus did WHAT? That son of a ****, he is so out of the airlock! Tali is MINE!

Relax bro, only happens if you don't romance Tali (or Garrus) yourself.

Or perhaps you are one of those parallel universe controlfreaks?

[Fingertrip]

I don't understand how a straw makes it funny. Did people even understand the Emergency Induction Port joke by Tali? Seems like it's just a fun word for some people. :|

[MaaZeus]

Fingertrip wrote...

I don't understand how a straw makes it funny. Did people even understand the Emergency Induction Port joke by Tali? Seems like it's just a fun word for some people. :|

You dont have dirty enough mind...
...or maybe I was the only one who got that idea...?

Modifié par MaaZeus, 22 mars 2012 - 03:36 .

[RiotLaFontaine]

Why can't Garrus be nuzzling her?

[DESTRAUDO]

Maybe they hook up in all playthroughs but you just don't catch them if you are romancing one of them.

Garrus. You dog.

[Mr. Big Pimpin]

Why would you ever want to romance someone other than Garrus or Tali?

[Tinmachine]

StartOrange wrote...

MaaZeus wrote...

Garrus did WHAT? That son of a ****, he is so out of the airlock! Tali is MINE!

Relax bro, only happens if you don't romance Tali (or Garrus) yourself.

Or perhaps you are one of those parallel universe controlfreaks?

Yea, I don´t really buy all that "relax, it didn´t happen" stuff. You know how he always poses as the best, honest, straightforward chum? That cheap sonuva****, now I know why. Look out, airlock, here he comes.

[Tangster]

Rule 34.

[Iron Ranger]

Tali has an adult stimulation mod on her suit.

[StartOrange]

Mr. Big Pimpin wrote...

Why would you ever want to romance someone other than Garrus or Tali?

This is heresy to all that is blue.

Tangster wrote...

Rule 34.

I regret reading that...

Modifié par StartOrange, 22 mars 2012 - 03:45 .

[Peete]

This is me showing my ignorance of english terms (I'm Eastern European - live with it) but isn't kissing first base? And if it's not what is first base then?

[katamuro]

you probably dont want to know how they do it, I mean really anatomical differences aside her immune system is probably more of an obstacle. Plus because quarian biology and physiology is not really explained I can only tell you that however you think it is its probably not true or maybe its exactly right. Who knows really.

[LolaLei]

I thought they were just having a grope, he was in the process of taking off her mask or something lol.

[MOELANDER]

Hahaha! Comedic Gold! All of it!

Especially the Emergency Induction Port.

*Dirty Mind is cooking images up*

Tali: Garrus, make out with me.
Garrus: Okay... How?
T: Use the emergency induction port on my suit!
G: That one?
T: No the other one!

[Chessrook44]

Well they're making out with less risk of death than if YOU were making out with one of them. They have the same DNA type, which YOU do NOT have.

[sirstikay69]

[Skirata129]

kissing is first base, though it's usually intertwined with second since a kiss without plenty of contact isn't all that enjoyable.

[KarstenKlausen]

MOELANDER wrote...

Tali: Garrus, make out with me.
Garrus: Okay... How?
T: Use the emergency induction port on my suit!
G: That one?
T: No the other one!

Wouldn't that one technically be an emergency exduction port as well?

[Brawne]

Orthodox Infidel wrote...

 Garrus knows how to get it done, even when people like Legion say it's impossible. He's a master at TALIBRATIONS.

Shepard walks through the door.
Garrus: Can you wait a moment, I'm in the middle of some Talibrations.

[Mr. Big Pimpin]

Sparatus wrote...

Goddammit. I don't want to make out with Garrus. That's gross. Garrus has no lips, and would probably bite mine off.

I just want to know the mystery of Garrus and Tali swapping salivia.

Space magic. Or a plot hole.

[din626]

Garrus was nuzzling Tali, it was that simple really.

He does it in the Romance scene in ME2 with you after all.