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[Inxentas]

In my game, they are both dead. HA HA HA HA

[heathxxx]

No need to panic everyone, they were practising "safe" sex.

They were waiting until after the galactic crisis to go all the way...

Ooops... Unrequited love.

[ddewin1]

heathxxx wrote...

No need to panic everyone, they were practising "safe" sex.

They were waiting until after the galactic crisis to go all the way...

Ooops... Unrequited love.

Haven't you seen the first Scream movie? There is no safe sex in these survival situations. Anyone who has sex dies in the end, and whom, pray tell, has had sex the most according to what the player sees? The correct answer would be shepard. Who died at the beginning of ME2? Who dies at the end of ME3? Seriously? Did they learn nothing?

[Vovea]

I figured it worked something like this.



Tali is the window.

Modifié par Vovea, 26 mars 2012 - 03:49 .

[Nathos]

I always wondered how can Garrus or turians kiss someone if they don't have lips and their teeth are very very sharp.

Don't know if you have noticed but on the scene where femshep and Garrus kiss eachother on the top of the Presidium, they make a sound like two humans kissing each other lol.

Jump to ~2:47

[Harorrd]

maybe femshep was sucking on one of garrus´es face bones?

[The Almighty Ali]

He had a longer emergency induction port

[Clayless]

He hooked a mandible what are you talking about.

[Hendrik.III]

Vovea wrote...

I figured it worked something like this.

*image removed*

Tali is the window.

Okay, that made me laugh REAL hard! 
I can hear the noise *squeeeeee*
HAHAHAHA

Modifié par Hendrik.III, 26 mars 2012 - 04:26 .

[lockdown51]

DESTRAUDO wrote...

Orthodox Infidel wrote...

 Garrus knows how to get it done, even when people like Legion say it's impossible. He's a master at TALIBRATIONS.

PLUS ONE for talibrations t shirt. 

I would so pay for one of those. I've been shipping these two since ME1! Its a very lonely ship...

[MOIST N FLUFFY]

While the OP was watching their faces he missed what was going on below...am I right?

[stysiaq]

Garrus and Tali is the most platonic kind of love ever.
She never gets out of the suit because of immunology issues.
He never gets out of armor because of his code. Also, never removes his visor.

[DistantUtopia]

Mr. Big Pimpin wrote...

Sparatus wrote...

Goddammit. I don't want to make out with Garrus. That's gross. Garrus has no lips, and would probably bite mine off.

I just want to know the mystery of Garrus and Tali swapping salivia.

Space magic. Or a plot hole. Emergency Induction Port.

Corrected it for ya

[AlexMBrennan]

Garrus: Has no lips

Empirically, I'd say that 97.3% of people are unaware of this fact

[Red Dust]

A little light over-the-exo-suit action

[Siansonea]

Vovea wrote...

I figured it worked something like this.



Tali is the window.

Adorable bunny alert! 

[Mandemon]

Sparatus wrote...


Aliens are weird.

There you have it.

[Achkas]

Vovea wrote...

I figured it worked something like this.


Tali is the window.

Hahaha, well played

[xX N7 Xx]

Another major gamebreaking plot hole!!!!!!!

[Rafe34]

lockdown51 wrote...

DESTRAUDO wrote...

Orthodox Infidel wrote...

 Garrus knows how to get it done, even when people like Legion say it's impossible. He's a master at TALIBRATIONS.

PLUS ONE for talibrations t shirt. 

I would so pay for one of those. I've been shipping these two since ME1! Its a very lonely ship...

Err, no its not.

Its a ship filled with rabid fanboys, lol.

[TrollDemon]

Now I have the mental image of Garrus of closing and opening his mouth like a fish while Tali just stands there all awkwardly.

[Robob_2005]

Garrus has reach.
Tali has flexibility.

[C-Sec Employee]

Sparatus wrote...

Phobius9 wrote...

Apparently Tali's emergency induction port is officially Garrus's favourite place on the Normandy....

oh

Ohhhh

In the room with the giant gun, Garrus? Really?

"In the room with the giant gun" aka his pants.

[Gnaeus.Silvanus]

Imagine my surprise when I walked on this two lovey doveys. Man I was liked opps what the hell! Is that even possible I mean.

Perhaps Tali used the all time favorite, "EMERGENCY INDUCTION PORT."