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[The Grey Ranger]

Oh look this again. It's only been discussed about oh ~40000 times on the ME1 and ME2 boards and the answer is still just no.

[Divitiacus]

I'm giving you gold and I'm not even acknowledged. No wonder Bioware didn't care about a good ending, with this crowd. That's it, I'm making a new topic about Shepard's penis. Deal with it.

Modifié par Divitiacus, 23 mars 2012 - 04:51 .

[The Smitchens]

So you're saying that FemShep should just walk around giving everyone blueballs? What about when she has to intimidate a woman?

[Lhyet]

Wahey! Let's all act like we don't need each other to keep the species alive!

I start: Men are dumb and don't know how to put the toilet lid down, lololo-chuckle.

[Turtlicious]

Lhyet wrote...

Wahey! Let's all act like we don't need each other to keep the species alive!

I start: Men are dumb and don't know how to put the toilet lid down, lololo-chuckle.

Is it my fault you can't look before sitting?!

[Veggiesofmanycolors]

The Smitchens wrote...

So you're saying that FemShep should just walk around giving everyone blueballs? What about when she has to intimidate a woman?

Well that wouldn't be as difficult obviously since she's dealing with someone on her level.

[FKA_Servo]

I honestly *want* to say "C'mon now, too obvious."

But...this is the BSN.

[Paragon Auducan]

Hell hath no fury like a Woman scorned.

[Lhyet]

Turtlicious wrote...

Lhyet wrote...

Wahey! Let's all act like we don't need each other to keep the species alive!

I start: Men are dumb and don't know how to put the toilet lid down, lololo-chuckle.

Is it my fault you can't look before sitting?!

No, but considering I ALWAYS go to the toilet with another woman, I'm too busy talking to notice! Hah, I win- oh wait...

[JMA22TB]

The same could be said of BroShep too, where you're intimidating to the men and a smooth talker to the women.

I think the reason they didn't do that is because of how nearly identical the scripts are for both Shepards and because they didn't want everyone to say that FemShep has to be a "****" to get the job done.

Femme fatales are great characters in my opinion and, if cliches are the "argument", no different than the cliche of a chest thumping action hero that gets recycled every ten minutes in video games.

I'd be down for that in future games if we are to assume that the galaxy isn't sent into a dark age by our friend Commander Shepard.

[Turtlicious]

Lhyet wrote...

Turtlicious wrote...

Lhyet wrote...

Wahey! Let's all act like we don't need each other to keep the species alive!

I start: Men are dumb and don't know how to put the toilet lid down, lololo-chuckle.

Is it my fault you can't look before sitting?!

No, but considering I ALWAYS go to the toilet with another woman, I'm too busy talking to notice! Hah, I win- oh wait...

It's alright, when aroused all mental faculties for me shut off. I just throw money at the nearest thing with ******.

sadly, that was the mall santa last time ....

[JMA22TB]

Lhyet wrote...

Wahey! Let's all act like we don't need each other to keep the species alive!

I start: Men are dumb and don't know how to put the toilet lid down, lololo-chuckle.

George Carlin said it best: Men are Stupid and Women are Crazy.

They're crazy because men make them that way. Men are stupid because they don't want to think anymore after dealing with crazy women. ahhaha

[Lhyet]

Turtlicious wrote...

Lhyet wrote...

Turtlicious wrote...

Lhyet wrote...

Wahey! Let's all act like we don't need each other to keep the species alive!

I start: Men are dumb and don't know how to put the toilet lid down, lololo-chuckle.

Is it my fault you can't look before sitting?!

No, but considering I ALWAYS go to the toilet with another woman, I'm too busy talking to notice! Hah, I win- oh wait...

It's alright, when aroused all mental faculties for me shut off. I just throw money at the nearest thing with ******.

sadly, that was the mall santa last time ....

Money? What money? I just carry credit cards...

...my man's credit cards, of course. I think it has unlimited credit too... off to buy THE WORLD!

(lmao @ your santa comment. classic~)

[Turtlicious]

Lhyet wrote...

Turtlicious wrote...

Lhyet wrote...

Turtlicious wrote...

Lhyet wrote...

Wahey! Let's all act like we don't need each other to keep the species alive!

I start: Men are dumb and don't know how to put the toilet lid down, lololo-chuckle.

Is it my fault you can't look before sitting?!

No, but considering I ALWAYS go to the toilet with another woman, I'm too busy talking to notice! Hah, I win- oh wait...

It's alright, when aroused all mental faculties for me shut off. I just throw money at the nearest thing with ******.

sadly, that was the mall santa last time ....

Money? What money? I just carry credit cards...

...my man's credit cards, of course. I think it has unlimited credit too... off to buy THE WORLD!

(lmao @ your santa comment. classic~)

Time to argue about sex with my wife, "You don't do enough of it"

"You want too much"

"You make my penis unhappy, bow. BOW TO TRAWGDOR THE SKY-PENIS."

"Wait... what?!"

[Lhyet]

Turtlicious wrote...

Lhyet wrote...

Turtlicious wrote...

Lhyet wrote...

Turtlicious wrote...

Lhyet wrote...

Wahey! Let's all act like we don't need each other to keep the species alive!

I start: Men are dumb and don't know how to put the toilet lid down, lololo-chuckle.

Is it my fault you can't look before sitting?!

No, but considering I ALWAYS go to the toilet with another woman, I'm too busy talking to notice! Hah, I win- oh wait...

It's alright, when aroused all mental faculties for me shut off. I just throw money at the nearest thing with ******.

sadly, that was the mall santa last time ....

Money? What money? I just carry credit cards...

...my man's credit cards, of course. I think it has unlimited credit too... off to buy THE WORLD!

(lmao @ your santa comment. classic~)

Time to argue about sex with my wife, "You don't do enough of it"

"You want too much"

"You make my penis unhappy, bow. BOW TO TRAWGDOR THE SKY-PENIS."

"Wait... what?!"

Sex? What sex? I've got so many headaches a week I probably have a brain tumor...

HURRAH! Brain tumor! Now I got an excuse FOREVER!

[The Angry One]

Why is this worthless topic still here? Please message a mod to lock it.

[gmboy902]

The last thing we need in FemShep is another deceptive "I'm going to sleep with you no jk I'm going to shoot you" spy-soldier.

If a woman who has slaughtered countless beings is standing there with a gun in her hand asking me to do something, I'm doing it.

[The Smitchens]

JMA22TB wrote...

The same could be said of BroShep too, where you're intimidating to the men and a smooth talker to the women.

Then there are the cases like Traynor and Cortez.  Is Shep canon bi?  Or does he/she just like to toy with anyone that looks at him/her with interest just to get what he/she wants?

JMA22TB wrote...
I think the reason they didn't do that is because of how nearly identical the scripts are for both Shepards and because they didn't want everyone to say that FemShep has to be a "****" to get the job done.

Also the fact that it would practically double the amount of possible conversations.  More audio to take up the space and videos developed to properly accompany the conversations.  It looks good on paper, but in application I imagine it would feel like it's more trouble than it's worth.  I'm already not too into the idea of Shepard being a tease.  I much prefer that Shepard's status alone has the power to sway people.  That natural leader.

[Mr. Big Pimpin]

This is even dumber than that "people who play Engineer and like the endings are smarter" thread from yesterday.

[Cyruge]

and ruin the whole "in your face"- badassness of the character? hell no!

[Hanabii]

Look, I'm a guy. And I take Martial Arts. I've taken Tae-Kwan-Do, Kano Juijitsu, Karate, Judo and Aikido. When it comes down to it, Men are Naturally stronger. HOWEVER There are plenty of girls that are tough as all hell. Nature made guys naturally physically more imposing, yes. But once you get to get advanced training involved Nature favoring guys in a fight is only a slight curve.

When you get into the field you have to consider what kind of advantages Shepard has. Fem-Shep in part one only used guns and only punched someone once. Saren. In ME2 You're now Cybernetically rebuilt. You have re-enforced bones. Latticed muscle works even your skin is fortified with Cybernetics (If you got ANY of the Shepard upgrades.)

The thing is with those upgrades that increase durability, strength, endurance and so on. Shepard is standing statistically with naturally more of a power advantage then even a master level MMA fighter. In fact if Shepard was a girl and Shepard was real and in an MMA fight she'd probably easily win.

Every Man and Woman who joins the alliance has some basic Gene Therapy to make them more physically imposing and to bring Woman physically on par with men.

Your views on this are Misogynistic, unrealistic, uneducated, and disproved by game lore.

The reason I like Fem-Shep so much is she's not a Boob Bouncing, Seductive and Deceptive little b---- who couldn't win in a real fight. Those kind of stereotypes teach women that the only way to get ahead in the world is to stab people in the back because you could never equal a guy in the face.

I am sick and tired of Video Game Females that are nothing but a sex-pot cop out.

Modifié par Hanabii, 23 mars 2012 - 05:18 .

[The Smitchens]

Hanabii wrote...

Look, I'm a guy. And I take Martial Arts. I've taken Tae-Kwan-Do, Kano Juijitsu, Karate, Judo and Aikido. When it comes down to it, Men are Naturally stronger. HOWEVER There are plenty of girls that are tough as all hell. Nature made guys naturally physically more imposing, yes. But once you get to get advanced training involved Nature favoring guys in a fight is only a slight curve.

When you get into the field you have to consider what kind of advantages Shepard has. Fem-Shep in part one only used guns and only punched someone once. Saren. In ME2 You're now Cybernetically rebuilt. You have re-enforced bones. Latticed muscle works even your skin is fortified with Cybernetics (If you got ANY of the Shepard upgrades.)

The thing is with those upgrades that increase durability, strength, endurance and so on. Shepard is standing statistically with naturally more of a power advantage then even a master level MMA fighter. In fact if Shepard was a girl and Shepard was real and in an MMA fight she'd probably easily win.

Every Man and Woman who joins the alliance has some basic Gene Therapy to make them more physically imposing and to bring Woman physically on par with men.

Your views on this are Misogynistic, unrealistic, uneducated, and disproved by game lore.

The reason I like Fem-Shep so much is she's not a Boob Bouncing, Seductive and Deceptive little b---- who couldn't win in a real fight. Those kind of stereotypes teach women that the only way to get ahead in the world is to stab people in the back because you could never equal a guy in the face.

I am sick and tired of Video Game Females that are nothing but a sex-pot cop out.

I agree with this explicity.

[Erszebeth]

My Shepard doesn't need to be seductive or deceptive. She's got a shotgun and knows how to use it.

Femshep does the same things as maleshep.That's why she's great. Forget the boobs, she's just a capable human being. She's not defined by her sex, and even if she's designed like that just because Bioware's got lazy, it gave us one of the greatest female characters ever.

[Liber320]

OP is either:

-Trolling

-Sexist

-Ignorant

Take your pick.

If you seriously believe this is true, then you should spend more time with actual women. I've met plenty that can kick my ass, and are tougher than most guys I know. Hell, There was this one girl in high school who got her black belt in karate at 16, got pised at a guy for messing with her and side-kicked him into a locker. The guy fell to the floor and the locker was dented.

Just because women "tend" to be less tough, doesn't mean they all are.
And FemShep is still a career soldier. Female soldiers go through the exact same training as males

Oh and no, testosterone doesn't make you "tougher", it just makes you more aggressive. And not by much.