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#26
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If they made fun of me I would break their fists with my biotics, then wait another 500 years and kill their great great great great great great great.........grandchildren because their great great great great great great......grandfather/mother made fun of me in school :)

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Legion64

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I'd be a Geth.

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ImperatorMortis

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Grimez7 wrote...

If they made fun of me I would break their fists with my biotics, then wait another 500 years and kill their great great great great great great great.........grandchildren because their great great great great great great......grandfather/mother made fun of me in school :)


Such a forgiving person. 

I just realized Asari would probably be the best at getting revenge on people. 

Modifié par ImperatorMortis, 23 mars 2012 - 02:44 .


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ImperatorMortis wrote...

Grimez7 wrote...

If they made fun of me I would break their fists with my biotics, then wait another 500 years and kill their great great great great great great great.........grandchildren because their great great great great great great......grandfather/mother made fun of me in school :)


Such a forgiving person. 


;)

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In the words of Steve Martin -

"I could never be an Asari - I would just sit at home looking at my breasts all day."

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ImperatorMortis

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Icinix wrote...

In the words of Steve Martin -

"I could never be an Asari - I would just sit at home looking at my breasts all day."


Why do that when you can go outside, and look at another Asari's breasts? 

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ImperatorMortis wrote...

Icinix wrote...

In the words of Steve Martin -

"I could never be an Asari - I would just sit at home looking at my breasts all day."


Why do that when you can go outside, and look at another Asari's breasts? 


*self facepalm*

MY GODDESS! I've been a fool! Blinded by myself.

*gets on a ship to Thessia*

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What?

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What?

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SimonM72

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Icinix wrote...

ImperatorMortis wrote...

Icinix wrote...

In the words of Steve Martin -

"I could never be an Asari - I would just sit at home looking at my breasts all day."


Why do that when you can go outside, and look at another Asari's breasts? 


*self facepalm*

MY GODDESS! I've been a fool! Blinded by myself.

*gets on a ship to Thessia*


Too late!, its been reaped! - The Asari they are struggling to stay abreast of matters.
Oh well, heres a postcard from happier times. Thanks for the mammaries.

Modifié par SimonM72, 23 mars 2012 - 03:05 .


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Asari Legend

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Geth are not welcome here please go away and never retern

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Asari Legend wrote...

Geth are not welcome here please go away and never retern


Geth offa ma lawn!

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BY THE GODDESS YOU GUYS ARE PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

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Asari Legend wrote...

Geth are not welcome here please go away and never retern


D:

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I'd rather be a Turian Sniper than an Asari Commando.

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ImperatorMortis

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Asari Legend wrote...

Geth are not welcome here please go away and never retern


So mean! D:

#42
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Oh you support liara's eyes you can stay

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 sorry man:(

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http://social.biowar.../index/10483199

Wayyy rather be a Yahg. Apex predator the size of a well fed polar bear with genius level intelligence? Sign me up.

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F UCK THE YAHG

#46
Auroras

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That would be awesome...

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Blood-Lord Thanatos

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I'd prefer to be a Reaper.

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BY THE GODDESS YOU GUYS ARE PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Well, this is the internet. BioWare's fanbase is certainly attuned to the more salacious urges...

On to the question. I wouldn't mind it. I could embrace eternity, which is pretty nice. Incredibly long life-span, and I'll take biotics over techs and a gun any day. Unfortunately, they're also the most oversexualized species in the ME universe. People may also make fun of the tentacle hair. Pros and cons aside, it might be nice.

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why a reaper they kill people.

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Legion64

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I would be a Geth with an Asari head fringe hat on.