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[Asari Legend]

DominusVita wrote...

BY THE GODDESS YOU GUYS ARE PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Well, this is the internet. BioWare's fanbase is certainly attuned to the more salacious urges...

On to the question. I wouldn't mind it. I could embrace eternity, which is pretty nice. Incredibly long life-span, and I'll take biotics over techs and a gun any day. Unfortunately, they're also the most oversexualized species in the ME universe. People may also make fun of the tentacle hair. Pros and cons aside, it might be nice.

nice to hear that finally;)

[shurikenmanta]

Turian_punk_75 wrote...

I'd rather be a Turian Sniper than an Asari Commando.

This.

[G3rman]

What a troll.

Hope you turn out as an Ardat-Yakshi and get stuck in Asari Space Catholic school for the rest of your 1000 years. Have fun with forced abstinence.

[Frozen Mind]

Asari were supposed to have commander Shepard to beat the Reapers. But...

[CRISIS1717]

Beauty, power and a long lifespan. I'm not seeing the downside unless you become Morinth.

[Blood-Lord Thanatos]

Asari Legend wrote...

why a reaper they kill people.

in two words: Indoctrination Technology. I could have the technological equivalent of Blood-Magic, allowing me create vast armies of thralls. also being a Human Reaper would give me unlimited Powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[Harorrd]

U can have sex with anyone and they would not care, you would also live for a thusand years, and you will have the power to create small mass effect fields with your mind

[Fixers0]

I'd rather be in the Alliance as they have at least the effort of providing their personel with unique combat armor.

[Naughty Bear]

Volus Warlord wrote...

I'd hate myself for being a blue-skinned genetic parasite of a space abomination.


Now Volus, on the other hand...

Those fat ugly *heavy intake* rodents that do anything for *heavy intake* money?

Why would you want to spend your *heavy intake* life waddling around where *heavy intake* everyone looks down upon you?

You would be weak *heavy intake* and defenceless.

[TekFanX]

The most fascinating thing would be all the things you could see in thousand years of life.
All the things you could learn, the knowledge and wisdom you could achieve.

[Naughty Bear]

TekFanX wrote...

The most fascinating thing would be all the things you could see in thousand years of life.
All the things you could learn, the knowledge and wisdom you could achieve.

This!

I plan to spend atleast a decade in education and then stop due to hopefully starting a family.

But if i was an Asari, i could spend 100-200 years in education. Go travelling, learn new thing and see new places without aging at all!

Modifié par Naughty Bear, 23 mars 2012 - 12:21 .

[Naughty Bear]

TekFanX wrote...

The most fascinating thing would be all the things you could see in thousand years of life.
All the things you could learn, the knowledge and wisdom you could achieve.

Double post ignore.

Modifié par Naughty Bear, 23 mars 2012 - 12:23 .

[Asari Legend]

G3rman wrote...

What a troll.

Hope you turn out as an Ardat-Yakshi and get stuck in Asari Space Catholic school for the rest of your 1000 years. Have fun with forced abstinence.

 



What  a dic k man i should just kill you with my  mind you a sshole.<_<

[Asari Legend]

CRISIS1717 wrote...

Beauty, power and a long lifespan. I'm not seeing the downside unless you become Morinth.

i agree with that totally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mybudgee]

I was always hoping to see a fat lazy Asari who used her biotics to fling cupcakes into her huge mouth and levitate the remote into her pudgy hand...

[SimonM72]

Naughty Bear wrote...

Volus Warlord wrote...

I'd hate myself for being a blue-skinned genetic parasite of a space abomination.


Now Volus, on the other hand...

Those fat ugly *heavy intake* rodents that do anything for *heavy intake* money?

Why would you want to spend your *heavy intake* life waddling around where *heavy intake* everyone looks down upon you?

You would be weak *heavy intake* and defenceless.

Thats very good!, I'd seen Mordin the Salarian imitated but had yet to have seen a Volus!.
Thankyou for expanding my experience of Mass Effect Naughty Bear.

Modifié par SimonM72, 23 mars 2012 - 07:18 .

[Overule]

I don't buy that the average human woman could stand being an Asari. Yeah yeah, biotic powers, whatever. But consider this: 1000 years with the *exact* same hairdo? You'd go mad.

[Asari Legend]

We are talking about being an asari on earth in this day and age

[Volus Warlord]

Naughty Bear wrote...

Volus Warlord wrote...

I'd hate myself for being a blue-skinned genetic parasite of a space abomination.


Now Volus, on the other hand...

Those fat ugly *heavy intake* rodents that do anything for *heavy intake* money?

Why would you want to spend your *heavy intake* life waddling around where *heavy intake* everyone looks down upon you?

You would be weak *heavy intake* and defenceless.

You are never stronger *chck* than when your enemies believe you are weak. *chck*

Now I will continue to smuggle red sand to fund my secret volus weapons development programs. 

[Asari Legend]

Overule wrote...

I don't buy that the average human woman could stand being an Asari. Yeah yeah, biotic powers, whatever. But consider this: 1000 years with the *exact* same hairdo? You'd go mad.

 



Read the begining diaolouge and then come back to me<_<

[Texhnolyze101]

I rather be a reaper dreadnaught

[ile_1979]

Asari Legend wrote...

why a reaper they kill people.

Heeey, so do Asari!!!! And they wear tight leather outfits while doing it!

[Overule]

Y'know I can't imagine life as a Reaper being especially *fun*. I mean really, what's your routine like? You come out every 50k years and stomp the **** out of the organics of the week, then you go take a nap in darkspace until Sovereign/Harbinger/The Red Queen's Little Brother says it's playtime again. You'd be wayyy better off as almost anything else. Least the average organic race has functioning genitalia and positive associations with using them >.>

Although if I had the option to be a Reaper and go all rebel-without-a-cause on Harbinger I'd probably find some nice technologically primitive planet and set them to building me a temple and an organizing a religion.

Modifié par Overule, 23 mars 2012 - 07:33 .

[SimonM72]

ile_1979 wrote...

Asari Legend wrote...

why a reaper they kill people.

Heeey, so do Asari!!!! And they wear tight leather outfits while doing it!

I'd happily die at the hands of an Asari going commando.